THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[TheGoldenRoad]

Sigh.
This again
No hazards no road flares and right in traffic.

First citation of the day for taking a cat nap in public.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

what?! Really!? It's about fuckin TIME!

Sucks that Brittney Murphy died, though. She was perfect for Luanne lmao

Ohhh man and Johnny Hardwick (Dale) just passed away in 2023 - that's sad. I guess they're keeping Dale, though, so I guess he'll just have a new voice?

Idk how I feel about that. In a way, Dale and Luanne should be left alone out of respect for the deceased. But Dale is a pretty core character to the series, so I get it.

I’m wondering if they’ll be voiced by AI maybe?

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

Lunch, compliments of my wife!

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Lunch, compliments of my wife!
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Yum!

 

[Ninjadogma]

Sigh.
This again
No hazards no road flares and right in traffic.

Mine comes over when I'm working on the computer and lays down right on top the keyboard.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I’m wondering if they’ll be voiced by AI maybe?

i dopubt it, i have like 4 friends that can do dale perfectly, and at least 2 that can do Hank. And im one of two people i know that can do a near perfect boomhauer so long as i warm up first and know exactly what im gonna say before i say it lmao. And we all know a bill


This is the case for most dudes living south of the Mason dixon line i think. Theres dales, hanks, and boomhauers everywhere. Sometimes they dont even have to change their voice. Im pretty sure thats an intentional joke on behalf of the show though too. How everyone in the south already knows a dale, a hank, a bill, and a boomhuer, because we all do lmao. Multiples of them tbh. That show lines up the right southern man voice with the proper southern man archetype... Quite literally to perfection. theres no exaggerating involved in that show either. Every single second of every single episode is SO lifelike and believable. On point, nail on the head, start to finish.


King of the Hill > futurama > Rick n morty > SImpsons > Bevis and butthead > Family guy .... imo of course, king of the hill is probably the highest quality cartoon ever made, in pretty much all metrics including wholesomeness and valuable life lessons.

 

[DanielWesterfield]

i dopubt it, i have like 4 friends that can do dale perfectly, and at least 2 that can do Hank. And im one of two people i know that can do a near perfect boomhauer so long as i warm up first and know exactly what im gonna say before i say it lmao. And we all know a bill


This is the case for most dudes living south of the Mason dixon line i think. Theres dales, hanks, and boomhauers everywhere. Sometimes they dont even have to change their voice. I pretty sure thats an intentional joke on behalf of the show though too. How everyone in the south already knows a dale, a hank, a bill, and a boomhuer, because we all do lmao. Multiples of them tbh.

I gotta hear that

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I gotta hear that

Agreed.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I gotta hear that

Hold on… time to bust out the Trainwreck Special:

“Video or it didn’t happen”

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I got a mean Randy Savage, and DragonBall Z intro narrator too



Poor timing though, ive got my traditional spring time chest cold at the moment, ill post a video eventually and tag some people though started warming them up and now im spittin and sputterin


Bone saw is ready, are YOU ready?!

 

[DanielWesterfield]

I got a mean Randy Savage, and DragonBall Z intro narrator too



Poor timing though, ive got my traditional spring time chest cold at the moment, ill post a video eventually and tag some people though started warming them up and now im spittin and sputterin


Bone saw is ready, are YOU ready?!

Hella!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Hold on… time to bust out the Trainwreck Special:

“Video or it didn’t happen”

Here's dragon Ball z guy for now @DanielWesterfield . Bout choked on a lung trying to warm it up lmfao. Would be a little bit better if I didn't have a cold right now

Boomhauer gonna take me a bit of practice I haven't done it in a while lmao. Stand by a day or two

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Here's dragon Ball z guy for now @DanielWesterfield . Bout choked on a lung trying to warm it up lmfao. Would be a little bit better if I didn't have a cold right now

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Boomhauer gonna take me a bit of practice I haven't done it in a while lmao. Stand by a day or two

That was scary good

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

That was scary good

I have to get a certain buddy and his brother up here after I practice the boomhauer thing. He's got a mean Hank and his brother has a mean Dale.

Right after high school we made a recording on a laptop of us three having a pre written conversation as Hank Dale and boomhauer about our preference for over easy eggs vs scrambled, and took it to a creative writing vocational course.

And now I'm wondering if that recording or that ancient laptop still exists

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

If you don't naturally sound like boomhauer, it is an incredibly difficult impersonation to do, not getting the sound or voice right, it's getting the vernacular and the cadence/rhythm right without fumbling over your words lmao. You can do boomhauer in your natural voice and it still sounds just like boomhauer if you get the cadence and the rhythm right. If you don't it just sound french-cajun lmao

I can't do it unless it's pre-written and practiced and that probably applies to anyone who doesn't sound like that naturally




In completely unrelated news, i watched this video like 10 times, and for some reason, its the funniest shit ive seen all week

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Mine comes over when I'm working on the computer and lays down right on top the keyboard.

Yeah I got a cat that loves to do that too

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Yeah I got a cat that loves to do that too View attachment 2434306

You know who else loves to do that? This guy:

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

You know who else loves to do that? This guy:

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A face only a mutherfucker could love

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Just tried my first sample of the Banjo x Columbian.


As i continue to kick myself in the teeth for losing that clone.


Flavor, potency, qualities to the high. Phenomenal. Flavor is straight grape and skunk, smell is straight pineapple and lifesaver gummies with a hint of grape. Would have been in my top 3 favs i have rn if i had a clone, 100%. Soring cerebral high with just enough stoniness to still feel super potent. Not finding myself immedaitely going after a second hit either. One of the best fruity profiles i think ive ever had. I definitely havent had this flavor profile before, very nice, super unique.

Bitter-sweet harvest lmao. Hopefully i can get some similar plants from the rest of the columbian banjo beans

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

You know who else loves to do that? This guy:

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This will forever be funny as fuck.