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[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

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I tend to think we have developed expectations of the effects of cannabis and when a strain doesn't meet those expectations we write it off as a dud. I justify my weed use with the medical benefits I enjoy but it's also about the recreational value too. I found strains like Blue Dream and Durban Poison are better for productivity and creativity and best enjoyed early in the day. I'll still toke a Sativa at night or smoke a couch locker first thing in the morning but before I even reach for a jar I have a general idea which direction I want to go and I'll pick something out that's suitable and capable of taking me there. If I just want to get stoned I'll pull nugs from different jars and ride the entourage train, lol.

I'm a daily toker, wouldn't say I'm a heavy user. Daily uptake total is probably about 150mg and my own weed still occasionally gives me green outs.

I manage my tolerance, im not a heavy smoker at all. But i do have plants that are probably 18% thc tops that still hit harder then anything blue dream ive ever had. Ive smoked lots of anxiety free, clear minded, and potent sativas too, and milder ones that ive thoroughly enjoyed.

And everyone's different too. When it comes to blue dream, even with a very intentionally managed tolerance, id just rather stay sober or eat a blueberry muffin or something lol. But thats just me.


I am FAR from the only non heavy smoker that has this opinion too lol. Its actually pretty common these days. I manage my own tolerance very intentionally, because most of the strains i enjoy the most arent as potent as the modern sativas. In my own personal opinion, the bloue dream genotypes arent even worth growing. But thats just my opinion.


And yea, almost nobody breeds based on how much they enjoy the smoke anymore, they breed based on thc readouts and terpene centrifuge readouts, or just straight up yield. I have sativas that are prob close to 30% thc, that jhave clear minded, productive, energetic highs, and are also predictable if you dont have a tolerance. I have milder plants too, with several different kinfds of high, and i intentionally manage my tolerance so that i can enjoy their unique qualities.

i still have buds from blue dream genotypes that are close to a year old now, and im not smoking it, i cant even give it away for free, and i also didnt take care of it very well because no one wanted it, so it doesnt even taste good if i blast it now.


These opinions may not be yours. But im not just writing blue dream off as a dud, as far as im concerned, to me and anyone in my personal circles, blue dream, just IS a dud to most that are not just an occasional weekend kind of smoker.

i spent years growing and selling for a living. If you grow a ton of blue dream everyone buys it up like its the best thing ever... for one bag. And then you sit on the rest til its no bueno anymore.

im not the only grower with a bunch of old blue dream they ignore even when theyre out of fresher stuff. Including myself theres at least 3 in this forum active online right now lmao. I pull a cola early or go buy some stuff from the store before i smoke on that stuff. I blow through a full doob or a couple bowl, or multiple dabs, and 30 mins later i cant even tell that i smoked at all. Ive never seen a private grower keep a blue dream genotype clone mother more then 2-3 cycles before they let it go either. Just commercial facilities that run extracts lol. You lose money growing blue dream commercial unless you are an outdoor grower, or your facility runs their own concentrates. Same applies to a private grower, in my own personal experience anyway.




(just opinions, experiences and observations, everybody's got em, and im also an asshole, so dont mind me too much. But smoking anything is bad for you, so i want it to actually do something besides taste like breakfast, and maybe have a buzz that doesnt leave you wanting to smoke again in 15 minutes. And tbh, at least imho, anyone who says they consume entirely for medical purposes, but prefers the ROA of smoking, is lying to themselves too and likely has a psychological dependency they are in denial about. Im dependent on coffee, but i dont tell myself i consume it medically to feel ok about that. I just consume it anyway because i like it)

 

[Mikedin]

And before I hear it, I diddnt drink yesterday, right? I don’t think so at least

But I’m on my week off, let er rip tater chip

 

[Mikedin]

Wife watched me fling this off the pop bottle and it flew into my drink, she said that’s a sign to stop drinking for the night, I told her fuck that it’s cross-contaminated now I can’t put the lid back on, gotta get it before the bugs do, she started laughin her ass off

She knows I’m serious

And yes those are the wife’s homemade chocolate chip cookies in the background and todays new batch of sourdough bread on fold #2

 

[Greenadian]

I'd be diabetic living at the log house!!

 

[Mikedin]

Nothing better than a Sunday walk in mushrooms on the forest. Or a walk on the forest in mushrooms. You know what I mean but it was lovely. Also there was hundreds of lady slippers blooming. They only bloom for a few weeks and I personally have never seen this many of them. Nice surprise from the mushroom
Gods lol

We gotta meet up we apparently like doin the same shit… gettin high and wandering through the woods

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Wife watched me fling this off the pop bottle and it flew into my drink, she said that’s a sign to stop drinking for the night, I told her fuck that it’s cross-contaminated now I can’t put the lid back on, gotta get it before the bugs do, she started laughin her ass off

She knows I’m serious

And yes those are the wife’s homemade chocolate chip cookies in the background and todays new batch of sourdough bread on fold #2

i responded with the melty face emoji but its not working right now, so i put this in its place instead

 

[Mikedin]

I'd be diabetic living at the log house!!

You would not be the first or last to say that

Would you be surprised to hear I weight 170lbs and the wife is 125, kids both under 100 lol

And I just made fajitas!

10 chicken breast
4 green bell peppers
4 whole onions
3 packs of mushrooms
6 packs fajita mix
1/4 cup paprika
3 tbs chopped garlic
2 tsp pepper
2tsp salt
3 tbs garlic powder
3 tbs onion powder

Mix veggies and fajita mix and 1.5 cups water

Cook chicken with pepper, salt, garlic powder, onion powder until almost cooked through on blackstone / skillet

Add veggie mix with seasoning cook / steam till veggies are cooked through- 10-15 minutes

Serve up!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

We gotta meet up we apparently like doin the same shit… gettin high and wandering through the woods

im slightly jealous right now.



you guys and @MartyMcFly42oh can just smoke something from a seed i sent and ill pretend im lost in the woods high on drugs with you guys!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

You would not be the first or last to say that

Would you be surprised to hear I weight 170lbs and the wife is 125, kids both under 100 lol

And I just made fajitas!

10 chicken breast
4 green bell peppers
4 whole onions
3 packs of mushrooms
6 packs fajita mix
1/4 cup paprika
3 tbs chopped garlic
2 tsp pepper
2tsp salt
3 tbs garlic powder
3 tbs onion powder

Mix veggies and fajita mix and 1.5 cups water

Cook chicken with pepper, salt, garlic powder, onion powder until almost cooked through on blackstone / skillet

Add veggie mix with seasoning cook / steam till veggies are cooked through- 10-15 minutes

Serve up!

you guys arent fat or diabetic because you're eating actual food unlike most americans. When i switched over to actual food i lost like 75 pounds in 2 years. All the prediabetic symtoms went away, and i eat moms homemade sweets all the time. I have a nice cold coke every now and then when i feel like it too. but theres also a store on every corner in TN that sells actual coke in a mexican bottle too lol. You know who drinks like a gallon of coke a day and arent fat? Mexican dudes and cuban dudes. Unless theyre in the united states.


im getting fat again though, because i rediscovered my childhood love of tuna helper, ramen, and reese's cups.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

I have never been to a dispensary where I could smell a product before buying it. I think there’s too many regulations here on the east coast to allow unpackaged product.

That's what's happening here.

I mean YOU absolutely should be able to smell it.

If I can buy fresh herbs and smell them at the local grocery store, then why not that herb ?

If I get some weed that I don't like I just give it away, especially to those who are poor and homeless.

In fact that was the plan for growing cannabis.

Everything that I grow I'm going to have some for myself but give a lot of it away, to those in need.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

You strike me as someone who makes better decisions when you have all the information first. Can I suggest looking at the menu before making a trip to the dispensary. Most decent dispensaries have good interactive features on their online menus that can take most of the guesswork out of decision making with 50-100 strains to choose from. Why base a purchase off a complete strangers opinions when you seem to already know what you do and don’t like in a cannabis strain.

Yeah I also will research the parents of a plant on my phone if the bud tender doesn't know.

I have a list of bad weed and good weed (for me that is)

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

im slightly jealous right now.



you guys and @MartyMcFly42oh can just smoke something from a seed i sent and ill pretend im lost in the woods high on drugs with you guys!

Forest adventures are the BEST!

I GO to Lands End and medicate and meditate often.

I need to go soon.

 

[Mikedin]

im slightly jealous right now.



you guys and @MartyMcFly42oh can just smoke something from a seed i sent and ill pretend im lost in the woods high on drugs with you guys!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

You strike me as someone who makes better decisions when you have all the information first. Can I suggest looking at the menu before making a trip to the dispensary. Most decent dispensaries have good interactive features on their online menus that can take most of the guesswork out of decision making with 50-100 strains to choose from. Why base a purchase off a complete strangers opinions when you seem to already know what you do and don’t like in a cannabis strain.

if you get there and everything including your backups aren't conveniently sold out. I dont think ive actually ever made a decision from an online menu, and got to the dispensary and actually left with what i originally wanted. Usually ill leave with something thats not as good for a worse price because they know damn well i only wanted to make one stop.

I hate metro area dispensaries lol. Maybe its different in more suburban or rural-ish areas, but ive only ever gone into dispensaries in the cities, and i fuckin hate em. Or just bought dank weed from an indian guy in a backwoods TN gas station from a jar on the counter lmao. The "indian guy, jar on counter" experience is far superior to the "metro dispo" experience. I gotta be honest, the weeds usually danker too.

 

[Mikedin]

im slightly jealous right now.



you guys and @MartyMcFly42oh can just smoke something from a seed i sent and ill pretend im lost in the woods high on drugs with you guys!

one day brother, wife wants to travel eventually, ill need to make smoke stops!

 

[closettrapper217]

It would be hard to leave you out the session @Thatoneguyyouknow_ since 90% of my grow is about to be your genetics lol

If you can’t tell from the pic that’s about 25 peaceblasters, pb4 x haymeadow, and the infamous “random fems” to be used in an assortment of outdoor grows lol

@Mikedin lets goo! I gotta convince my girl to move up north more anyway haha

 

[Mikedin]

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you guys arent fat or diabetic because you're eating actual food unlike most americans. When i switched over to actual food i lost like 75 pounds in 2 years. All the prediabetic symtoms went away, and i eat moms homemade sweets all the time. I have a nice cold coke every now and then when i feel like it too. but theres also a store on every corner in TN that sells actual coke in a mexican bottle too lol. You know who drinks like a gallon of coke a day and arent fat? Mexican dudes and cuban dudes. Unless theyre in the united states.


im getting fat again though, because i rediscovered my childhood love of tuna helper, ramen, and reese's cups.

was just talkin to my sister about that, we havent had fast food in 5 years now, im the worst i need to eat, not easy on swing shift, i bring food but get hungry, i have literally 2 drawers full of food down to 20 pouches of that ready to eat tuna but sometimes ya just need something, ill buy doordash greek food (actual traditional greek gyros and suvloki etc) but i wont really do BK or McDonalds etc, ill grab coffee. pizza at local joints, tacos at the mexican food joint, dudes cool as fuck, all traditional excellent tacos, anything you want down to brisket, tripe, chorizo, whatever you want

im a firm believer one day, well find out fast food is closer to soylent green than wed like to believe

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

was just talkin to my sister about that, we havent had fast food in 5 years now, im the worst i need to eat, not easy on swing shift, i bring food but get hungry, i have literally 2 drawers full of food down to 20 pouches of that ready to eat tuna but sometimes ya just need something, ill buy doordash greek food (actual traditional greek gyros and suvloki etc) but i wont really do BK or McDonalds etc, ill grab coffee. pizza at local joints, tacos at the mexican food joint, dudes cool as fuck, all traditional excellent tacos, anything you want down to brisket, tripe, chorizo, whatever you want

im a firm believer one day, well find out fast food is closer to soylent green than wed like to believe

soylent green is probably better for you than fast food is man.

 

[Mikedin]

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you guys arent fat or diabetic because you're eating actual food unlike most americans. When i switched over to actual food i lost like 75 pounds in 2 years. All the prediabetic symtoms went away, and i eat moms homemade sweets all the time. I have a nice cold coke every now and then when i feel like it too. but theres also a store on every corner in TN that sells actual coke in a mexican bottle too lol. You know who drinks like a gallon of coke a day and arent fat? Mexican dudes and cuban dudes. Unless theyre in the united states.


im getting fat again though, because i rediscovered my childhood love of tuna helper, ramen, and reese's cups.

oh, and i cant stand working out, if im exercising im working on something, im 37 by the way, worked for my father doing construction after i dropped out of school at 14, did that till i was 26 when i became a manager at a plant (most i can say there) still do some construction shit hit only for family that needs it we home school our kids, have since flu started, just never sent them back, i do all the home school requirements for them (i gotta do a damn quarterly report to submit lol) wife does most of the teaching, i do more when im off work

please dont use my post / type style as a reference to our schooling i quick type high and dont give a fuck to correct it lol

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

It would be hard to leave you out the session @Thatoneguyyouknow_ since 90% of my grow is about to be your genetics lol

If you can’t tell from the pic that’s about 25 peaceblasters, pb4 x haymeadow, and the infamous “random fems” to be used in an assortment of outdoor grows lol

@Mikedin lets goo! I gotta convince my girl to move up north more anyway haha

you got some pb2 s1s in the random fems btw. keep an eye out for early herm, but its an s1 from an f1 generation so chances are, youll just get a bunch of different version of the PB2 pheno specifically from those, they should be pretty clean under the skirt. If you breed with any obvious peaceblasters from the random fems or the PB f2 fems, avoid fem crosses for at least a generation or two unless you're hitting it with a fully stress tested, silvered female or something. Dont trust random unknown cross pollinations from those if no males are around currently. Youre likely to triple stack a recessive hermie trait in a single generation if PB2 has it, but its unexpressed etc (which she does)