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THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

Wife’s got me beat on her tan this year only my back is beat red, just slammed a few drinks rolled a fat ass joint tight as I could and laid in the sun face up smokin a nice slow burner and took a nap to even it out 🤣 Wife been tanning all month any days...
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Wife’s got me beat on her tan this year only my back is beat red, just slammed a few drinks rolled a fat ass joint tight as I could and laid in the sun face up smokin a nice slow burner and took a nap to even it out 🤣

Wife been tanning all month any days it’s been over 55 she lays on the upper deck tanning At least an hour a day 🤣
Better get the Crisco oil out, try and catch up!!
 
I love my cheap char- broiler 3 way. propane / charcoal/ smoker box.
I am not dropping natural lump for 2 burgers or a few brats. But I can also smoke 4 shoulders while kicking out chicken and burgers till people leave.
That’s why I have the blackstone, he’ll it’s not even mine it’s actually a blackstone camp stove my brother is a collector of expensive shit he dosent use, 6 different large yeti coolers (yeah the big ones, round, square, rectangle, live wells small the fun shit) just sits in my parents garage brand new used once haha, Kayaks, wakeboards, snowboards, I can do anything haha I just send him a text, yo im bringin this to my house,he just gives a 👍 so he knows where it is and he knows I keep the shit clean so it’s ready if he goes camping haha
 
The picture was actually me sending him the pic asking where he was 🤣
 

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That’s why I have the blackstone, he’ll it’s not even mine it’s actually a blackstone camp stove my brother is a collector of expensive shit he dosent use, 6 different large yeti coolers (yeah the big ones, round, square, rectangle, live wells small the fun shit) just sits in my parents garage brand new used once haha, Kayaks, wakeboards, snowboards, I can do anything haha I just send him a text, yo im bringin this to my house,he just gives a 👍 so he knows where it is and he knows I keep the shit clean so it’s ready if he goes camping haha
Yaa im kinda that brother in our family. I mived 200 miles away to slow it down 🤯
 
hes not in my driveway man, hes like 50 foot from it into the side yard on a 45 degree slope of wet tall grass wedged up against an apple tree.


id take a picture if he wasnt like 200 foot from my male plants and the oaxaca 🙃


i made him stop trying and call whoever he needed to call before he took out the tree and roled down the rest of the hill. Dude had both doors open, no seat belt on, rocking back and forth sideways on a 40+ degree slope digging himself down into the mud. Hes lucky he didnt roll the son bitch and eject himself on the hillside to get smashed by his own van when he came off the driveway.

last time someone was stuck here, it was a rural post mans jeep patriot. It rolled while they were trying to winch it out and took out one of mom's other apple trees on the hillside.
Dude was so much more concerned about losing his job than his own safety, that he probably cost himself his job by panicking about possibly losing his job. Dude couldn't be older then 20-25. He wasn't even on the right road.

Round of applause for Amazon everyone! There's a reason UPS trains their drivers for like 3 months... Those guys go back down this driveway literally backwards in trucks 2x the size of an amazon van all the time 🤣

I can only assume once he realized he was on the wrong road he tried to turn around at the crest of a narrow gravel driveway with a steep hill on both sides because he didnt think he had enough time to come the rest of the way up to turn around. Was probably being rushed by a supervisor and definitely has very little hands on driving experience.

fwiw i did say to whoever he had on the phone while describing his position, that this happened to a usps driver as well a couple years ago, and noted how much better equipped that jeep patriot was for a driveway like ours, which is a typical driveway for this area. I noted the van looks like it would struggle with a neighborhood speed hump and its absurd to be running deliveries in this county with vans like that. Shit has tires that looked like a blown-up grocery cart wheel and he's trying to drive that van in the rain on a gravel driveway that crests a small mountain.
 
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Dude was so much more concerned about losing his job than his own safety, that he probably cost himself his job by panicking about possibly losing his job. Dude couldn't be older then 20-25. He wasn't even on the right road.

Round of applause for Amazon everyone! There's a reason UPS trains their drivers for like 3 months... Those guys go back down this driveway literally backwards in trucks 2x the size of an amazon van all the time 🤣

I can only assume once he realized he was on the wrong road he tried to turn around at the crest of a narrow gravel driveway with a steep hill on both sides because he didnt think he had enough time to come the rest of the way up to turn around. Was probably being rushed by a supervisor and definitely has very little hands on driving experience.
My moms lives in this backwoods ass neighborhood so there is a main road that is paved and runs by the front of her house then on both sides of here property is dirt roads that make like “blocks” but they aren’t maintained by the town they are more like oversized driveways It was always taken care of by the homeowners that lived on the streets. Now that there is like ten houses on every street no one can agree about paying for it so the dirt roads are horrible and the Amazon drivers regularly are flying around those dirt roads. Pissed they can’t find an address and getting stuck hahah
 
Anyone else love collecting shit? I love stickers, toys, collectibles,pins,patches,all types of shit.

Basically a hoarder lol here’s my sticker bombed closet in the spare room my girl hates lmao
 

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Anyone else love collecting shit? I love stickers, toys, collectibles,pins,patches,all types of shit.

Basically a hoarder lol here’s my sticker bombed closet in the spare room my girl hates lmao
Yeah man, I love to collect too. Music, movies, comics and all kinds of other shit. I slowed down alot during the last couple of years though.
 
Here’s a few of the plants that I have in the flower tent right now, everything was flipped 12/12 on 4/20, so roughly five weeks ago.
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Tropicana Cookies x Okie
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Kahuna
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Mexican x Columbian landrace
 
Here’s a few of the plants that I have in the flower tent right now, everything was flipped 12/12 on 4/20, so roughly five weeks ago.View attachment 2441750
Tropicana Cookies x Okie
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Mexican x Columbian landrace
that should arrive within a week, and yea, youll have plenty of time to get some stripeys out of her 😉


Didnt go out today because of an amazon driver/tow truck fiasco and mom wanting to be here while they pulled em out (for obvious reasons) but it is for sure tomorrow lol
 
Here’s a few of the plants that I have in the flower tent right now, everything was flipped 12/12 on 4/20, so roughly five weeks ago.View attachment 2441750
Tropicana Cookies x Okie
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Kahuna
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Mexican x Columbian landrace
Mmmmmmmm


Columbian 🦨🤤😍

Yours looks like a very legit mexi/columbian cross, not some seedbanks "Gold" version lmao.

This is My half Columbian gal I got just a little bit behind yours (pb3) She smells like some filthy, disgusting, oldschool chem-dog. Its gross tbh, but in the best way possible lol.

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that should arrive within a week, and yea, youll have plenty of time to get some stripeys out of her 😉


Didnt go out today because of an amazon driver/tow truck fiasco and mom wanting to be here while they pulled em out (for obvious reasons) but it is for sure tomorrow lol
Too bad you couldn’t give him the package and say “hey do you mind saving me the trip?” Lol but yeah I feel bad for those kids who take those Amazon jobs. They are probably overworked to the point of burnout very quickly, hopefully uncle Bezos fixes the mess his employee made of your mom’s property.
 
Too bad you couldn’t give him the package and say “hey do you mind saving me the trip?” Lol but yeah I feel bad for those kids who take those Amazon jobs. They are probably overworked to the point of burnout very quickly, hopefully uncle Bezos fixes the mess his employee made of your mom’s property.
we found him down the hillside literally on the way out to the post office 😅 🤣
 
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