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[Captspaulding]

My mind went straight to this screen from National Lampoons Loaded Weapon, the other day when I saw everyone posting their feet.
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Bro, in the beginning of that movie, when Emilio Estevez gets into the shootout in the bodega, he picks up the two rolls of toilet paper, put them up to his face and they’re like hard-core bad ass military binoculars. That movie is fucking great.
He walks into his trailer with that chick on the beach and the motherfuckers got columns in his house, they don’t make them like that anymore, dude

 

[Captspaulding]

For sure man! I have no doubts that your weed must be fire, not only in terms of taste. The following might sound like smart-assing, but it's just something that went through my mind when considering this method of mixing mineral with organic: While the organic method is supposed to feed the plants not directly but instead feeds microrganisms that will feed the plant in return, mineral nutes will be absorbed directly by the roots. Now, when I add mineral nutes to an organic grow, it will mess with the microrganisms to some degree. I guess it will depend on how much I use, but in theory I could mess up the biological activity of the soil, so my plants might depend on mineral nutes, some weeks down the road anyway.

But I like to try new things and will just see for myself if the taste will be impacted. Who knows, perhaps the taste with the mixed method will be even better...

Im the same way. No worries hombre.

 

[Captspaulding]

Definitely the reason why our ancestors had a shaman when people were exploring these medicines. Imagine being a fly on the wall when the gubermint was testing lsd on soldiers, or the mental patients in the psych wards. No bueno . It’s one thing to watch someone lose their shit momentarily and come back around, but to forcibly push them over the edge just to see what happens, that’s not science, that’s pure evil.

MK ultra was absolute insanity, dude
Go to congressman to try to work out the proper way to go about doing some investigative data analysis? Get shut down.?
Well, then go off the motherfucking books and cook the brains of some folks that no one would miss if they’ve vanished.


MK ultra was fucking nuts

I’ll say it again MK ultra was nuts. How are you gonna be feeding people 1 g wafers of pure LSD?????

 

[Florida_Mike]

Ode to @Captspaulding

C arving through chaos with carnival flair,
A rage of greasepaint and blood in the air.
P uppets and misfits all bend to his grin,
T error’s maestro with a sick little spin.

S ick jokes in shadows, he cackles and plays,
P iecing together his murderous maze.
A round every corner, a laugh or a scream,
U ntil the line blurs—nightmare or dream?
L ife is a sideshow, death just a gag,
D on’t blink—he’s hiding behind every flag.
I n twisted delight, his circus unfurls,
N ever a hero, just hell in swirls.
G one in the fog, with the last echo's kiss...

R emember one truth if you’re taking the risk:
O nce you have met him, the fear never stops—
C aptain Spaulding.
K ing of the chops.
S miles made of madness. And lollipops.

 

[Captspaulding]

Yea I back the lights off like u told down to 60 n it didn't fix it I'm thinking we have a major lockout Issue

I’m in agreement with the root issue. It looks like you’ve overwatered that quite a bunch.

 

[Captspaulding]

Ode to @Captspaulding

C arving through chaos with carnival flair,
A rage of greasepaint and blood in the air.
P uppets and misfits all bend to his grin,
T error’s maestro with a sick little spin.

S ick jokes in shadows, he cackles and plays,
P iecing together his murderous maze.
A round every corner, a laugh or a scream,
U ntil the line blurs—nightmare or dream?
L ife is a sideshow, death just a gag,
D on’t blink—he’s hiding behind every flag.
I n twisted delight, his circus unfurls,
N ever a hero, just hell in swirls.
G one in the fog, with the last echo's kiss...

R emember one truth if you’re taking the risk:
O nce you have met him, the fear never stops—
C aptain Spaulding.
K ing of the chops.
S miles made of madness. And lollipops.

This is shockingly on point dude oh my God it’s awesome
But really I love everybody



Chopped in little pieces

You’ve definitely been smoking DMT

 

[Florida_Mike]

This is shockingly on point dude oh my God it’s awesome
But really I love everybody



Chopped in little pieces

You’ve definitely been smoking DMT

Ha! I resemble that remark!

 

[Captspaulding]

Ha! I resemble that remark!

shaaaZAAAAAAAM

 

[Captspaulding]

shaaaZAAAAAAAM

Farm appropriate attire.

I know you love that DMT-shirt @FloridaMike
I HATE WASHING IT BECAUSE THE LOGO KEEPS GOING AWAY A LITTLE BIT MORE EVERY TIME BUT IT’S A GOOD ONE. IT’S PROBABLY 10 YEARS OLD AT THIS POINT AND I AIM TO GET ANOTHER 10 OUT OF IT.
I HAVE NO CLUE WHY MY TEXT CHANGED TO ALL LARGE FONT, BUT I’M KEEPING IT BECAUSE IT’S RAD.

 

[Captspaulding]

Those 6 week sample Haymeadow Purps buds I pulled last week.


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Brilliant work.
I hate when i miss posts.
Ive been on a bunch lately,
The amount of stuff i missed at time of post is driving me nuts

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Bloody hell you Americans like throwing bombs around don’t yas I think all world leaders need to smoke a fat doob n chill the fuck out

 

[Captspaulding]

Bloody hell you Americans like throwing bombs around don’t yas I think all world leaders need to smoke a fat doob n chill the fuck out

I second this
Wholeheartedly
Who gives a fuck about territory, we all live on the same rock
And that’s about all this clown is gonna fucking say oh and that I agree with you a lot

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Yo how long ya all been on here was goin through some messages with older members here and I joined on 8th of Jan 2021 bloody over 5 years ago my posting style had way less fucks in it back then must of been trying to behave meself

 

[Captspaulding]

Yo how long ya all been on here was goin through some messages with older members here and I joined on 8th of Jan 2021 bloody over 5 years ago my posting style had way less fucks in it back then must of been trying to behave meself

right around December 20 January 21 basically this paranoid hippie hung in the back for a hot minute as I watched and checked out how this place works a good year and a half before I started to get involved in the process. I had a lot of reservations at first but then once I got involved I realized I was being stupid...

 

[JIMKSI64]

Bloody hell you Americans like throwing bombs around don’t yas I think all world leaders need to smoke a fat doob n chill the fuck out

Neither side eats Bacon.
This is not my war.

 

[Captspaulding]

Neither side eats Bacon.
This is not my war.

Thats the funniest thing I’ve read all week, dude I probably just woke everyone up. Laughing at that shit

 

[cpurola]

Neither side eats Bacon.
This is not my war.

Thank you for that. Can't stop laughing.
(think I peed a little) LOL

 

[Florida_Mike]

Neither side eats Bacon.
This is not my war.

I couldn't agree more

 

[Captspaulding]

Thank you for that. Can't stop laughing.
(think I peed a little) LOL

Same. Now im hungry too.
Da hell?
They should be dropping bacon instead of bombs.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Yo how long ya all been on here was goin through some messages with older members here and I joined on 8th of Jan 2021 bloody over 5 years ago my posting style had way less fucks in it back then must of been trying to behave meself

Fuck dude(t), I've only been here since Oct 24
and I'm almost caught up to you in posts.

I need to slow my fucking roll


Either that, or get a damn life