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[Ninjadogma]

What about those slip on round garbage can bases? Those have 4 nice wheels you can move a whole plant and cage easily with.

The screenhouse was an answer to multiple issues... A layer of protection from the moths and butterflies; Rodent predation; Reduced PPFD with a shade cloth effect from the screen to better handle those 100+ degree days; and a local ordinance that requires outdoor cannabis to be kept in a "secure greenhouse."

That last feature, the secure part, really wont be complete until I put a floor base of some kind on it, because someone could just lift it up right now and grab a plant. I was thinking a galvanized "grill" type base for it, and when I do that I can put wheels on the bottom and then move it around like a cart anywhere I want to put it. From there I can then put in a single scrog net about a foot from the top and control it better for future runs and hopefully never worry about that vertical space again. What do yall think?

 

[Ninjadogma]

Pissed on the mrs back whilst she and I was asleep one night 20 years ago yea still hear about it every now n then

This one's worth sharing. Back in the early 90's wife and I watched Cape Fear right before bed. I had a bad dream. I was the family dog and some creep was threatening my family. I growled at him and he kicked at me, so I grabbed his foot with my jaws and bit down as hard as I could.

And my wife's side of that story is that I was having a bad dream, stirring and obviously really bothered. So she reached over, put her hand on my chest and tried to sooth me to calm me down when I abruptly put my face down and bit into her forearm with such force that I woke up to her screaming, "Ninja! Ninja!" and she had a deep bite mark.

Now dig this because this part is really curious. Several years later I was watching a documentary segment about parasomnia, which is erratic behaviors during sleep, sleepwalking and that kind of shit. The researcher was asked if there were any known triggers for parasomnia and I shit you not the guy said oddly there is a high occurrence of parasomnia events people have reported after watching a movie called Cape Fear.

 

[Week4Bytch]

 

[Florida_Mike]

That thing is making its way around.

Sounds like y'all been passing some "tainted love" around....

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Gotchu some jalk Dagnells eh?

I miss waking up at houses where everyone’s all pissed off at me and I’m all happy talking about. Hey who wants bacon but then I get informed how I decided to piss on the carpet as opposed to go to the restroom the night before…. good times.

New year eve 1996-97 I wake up at my friends house on a couch in the living room and witness a 300lb dude waking up from an alcoholic coma to urinate on the same couch they were sleeping on and then turned around and went back to sleep on the couch. I fortunately was on a different couch. Man did he have some explaining to do to his parents about that one.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Ever since family guy came out I now feel like the phrase “Cleveland Steamer” has racial cannotations.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Pissed on the mrs back whilst she and I was asleep one night 20 years ago yea still hear about it every now n then

I’ve been accused of peeing on people at parties the morning after and can neither confirm or deny those allegations.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Everyone that got a DWI drove too drunk around 700 times before getting caught.
I got 1, reduced by program. And it's probably about true by the numbers.

The law of averages only works on average people, there are people who are above average and maintain higher standards, I consider myself one of them but I also quit drinking to the point of intoxicating myself years ago because I probably sensed that my number was about to come up.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

What about that first pic??? Here it is again....this is the Punta Rojo

Love those sexy thin leaves

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Meme:
Preperation Edition
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More like, Shoulder surgeons gotta eat too, though!!

 

[Putthataway]

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I’ve been accused of peeing on people at parties the morning after and can neither confirm or deny those allegations.

It happens.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

The law of averages only works on average people, there are people who are above average and maintain higher standards, I consider myself one of them but I also quit drinking to the point of intoxicating myself years ago because I probably sensed that my number was about to come up.

Yeah, probably closer to the 1,500 mark. And I wasn’t even driving sh**ty either. It just turns out that 96 in a 65 mph zone was a poor choice according to the CHP.

 

[JIMKSI64]

The screenhouse was an answer to multiple issues... A layer of protection from the moths and butterflies; Rodent predation; Reduced PPFD with a shade cloth effect from the screen to better handle those 100+ degree days; and a local ordinance that requires outdoor cannabis to be kept in a "secure greenhouse."

That last feature, the secure part, really wont be complete until I put a floor base of some kind on it, because someone could just lift it up right now and grab a plant. I was thinking a galvanized "grill" type base for it, and when I do that I can put wheels on the bottom and then move it around like a cart anywhere I want to put it. From there I can then put in a single scrog net about a foot from the top and control it better for future runs and hopefully never worry about that vertical space again. What do yall think?

I am thinking of a galvanized gravity powered blade to chop the fingers off anyone trying to lift up my screen house to steal a pot plant but you do you.

 

[closettrapper217]

4 banners going into flower next. Big stoked.

Hey @Captspaulding what is your banner? Is it just a cut of Bruce banner or did you build it from the ground up like I know you probably did? lol give me a quick run down on these things when ya got a minute brother

 

[Florida_Mike]

G'day Farm!

 

[Week4Bytch]

4 banners going into flower next. Big stoked.

Hey @Captspaulding what is your banner? Is it just a cut of Bruce banner or did you build it from the ground up like I know you probably did? lol give me a quick run down on these things when ya got a minute brother

The Banner seems to be the hot grow this summer.

 

[Mikedin]

Under different circumstances that would for sure be the route I'd go. That rickety screen thing nor the plants in it are no match for 100 mph Santa Ana Winds that roll through these parts sometimes right when the buds are getting good, so I need to be able to pack everything up lickety split and move it somewhere out of harms way til things blow over. I see them trellisses you do and I'm jelly. Absolutely boss.

We move into "red flag" season around mid September and I'm clenching my ass cheeks that last month toward finish that we don't get one of those wind events. I decided to do a grow through the winter last year and Mother Nature said the fuck you will! I kid... it was brutal but those two plants earned their place in a jar on my shelf.

Then use bamboo like I did, build a trellis then expand based off stretch

 

[JIMKSI64]

G'day Farm!

Nothing wrong with emotions as long as you stay with the Man emotions.

Protective
Anger
Hatred
Guarded

I think a good BS detector is advanced Man emotions with a different name.

 

[closettrapper217]

The Banner seems to be the hot grow this summer.

That and Cali blues everywhere. Haha