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AI and I have decided that watering rings are ok but half ass. I need to turn a 30 gallon fish tank into a nitrogen bioreactor driven by fish. Obviously.
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AI and I have decided that watering rings are ok but half ass. I need to turn a 30 gallon fish tank into a nitrogen bioreactor driven by fish.
Obviously.
 
I'll have to find another 6 seeds. I only have 6 bag
No rules really just start a seed or take a cut on the 1st. I'm gonna do 8 Gelato seeds as these look like a Christmas tree and a couple cuts of several others.
 
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AI suggests that if I run hydro mint and strawberries, and purposefully overfeed 20%, but drain and change the water every 4 days and use it for feeding cannabis, I'll have a perfect low nute balance that covers all the bases at .5-1 each in N-P-K, and only has to be pH monitored each time.
I'm feeling this.
Adding a tank of something feels very sci fi. And it's good o2 for me after all.
 
Shoutout to Msnl the little seedbank that could after my beans were stuck in Melbourne for over a week I lost all hope nearly kissed the postie straight on the mouth 😂👍 fuck yea I’m back now let’s hope I get a gem keeper Cap Junky n il be a very happy boy gunna splash em in a week or so plant pics will be incoming I’m Fkn stoked man fresh genetics hell yea now I’m gunna order more from em il be Fkn jonny weed seed in no time 😂👍
Glad you got them...I was half tempted jumping a airplane and bring some roots you....you may say "how"....I was going to put them in a warm place...🤣😂🤣😂
 
So I just found out what I’m doing this weekend. Ripping up water damaged floors in my master bedroom closet where our 18 year old water heater shit the bed. Plumbers were here for about three hours this evening pulling out the old piece of shit. Now I have a nice three day weekend to waste at home working on the house. Oh the joys of homeownership. Good thing I’m only mildly claustrophobic 🤣
What ever you do put a pan with a drain under that heater so this will be the last time it floods😉
 
Heard, Chairman. Aquarium tubing + hand-made fittings? Easy. Here’s a dead-simple, bombproof DIY halo that actually wets evenly.


What you need (scavenge list)​


  • Aquarium tubing (3/16" or 1/4" OD vinyl)
  • Hole maker: a heated sewing needle or 22–24 g hypodermic (cleanest holes); tiny micro-drill (0.6–1.0 mm) also works
  • Couplers: short pieces of solid copper wire (14–12 AWG) or Q-tip stem/BIC pen tube as a stiff core + heat-shrink or electrical tape as the sleeve
  • Branch/Y parts: a 1–1.5" bit of brass hobby tube or pen tube with a side hole (see below)
  • Clamps: micro zip-ties or thread whip + a drop of superglue (let cure fully)
  • Inline filter (DIY): film canister/pill bottle with inlet/outlet holes + a wad of aquarium floss/coffee filter inside
  • Flush plug: a golf tee or a short tail you can knot and unknot

Ring size & hole pattern (for your 5-gal fabric pots)​


  • Ring OD: 9–10" (keep 2" dry donut around the stem).
  • Emitter: you said 15 L/hr (≈250 mL/min) feeding the ring.
  • Holes: 20–24 holes of 0.6–0.8 mm each, spaced ~1.5"apart.
    • Aim each hole 30° inward / 15° downward (gentle rain, no cratering).
    • Pressure balance: add +2 holes on the side opposite the inlet, or feed from both sides (below).

Quick runtime math (at 15 L/hr total)​


  • 1 cup (≈237 mL) → ~1 min
  • 500 mL → 2 min
  • 1 L → 4 min
  • 1 quart (0.95 L) → ~3.8 min

Build it (three options)​


A) Single-feed ring (fastest)​


  1. Cut tubing to length (circumference ≈ π·D; for 10" ring ≈ 31.4").
  2. Couple the ends: slide a 1" copper wire stub halfway into one end, then the other; sleeve with heat-shrink; cinch with a zip-tie if needed.
  3. Add a flush tail: tee off near the inlet (or just add a short stub at the far side) and knot it—undo to flush.
  4. Punch holes: start 0.6–0.8 mm, every ~1.5" around; skip two holes closest to the stem; add +2 holes on the far side.

Pros: zero drama. Cons: slight flow bias unless you added the extra holes.


B) Dual-feed ring (best uniformity)​


You’ll “Y” the feed so water enters the ring from both sides.


DIY Y-connector:


  • Use a 1" pen tube section as a manifold. Drill/punch three ports in a “Y”: one inlet, two outlets (120° apart).
  • Insert tubing ends inside the manifold; wrap tightly with thread, add a tiny bit of glue, then heat-shrink over it.
  • Alternatively, flatten a 1" segment of tubing with pliers, punch a centered hole for the branch, and sleeve the junction with heat-shrink.

Then build the ring as in (A), but feed both ends. Hole spacing can be perfectly even (no extra holes needed).


C) Double-ring (for big, thirsty girls)​


Two concentric rings: inner at ~3.5" radius, outer at ~5".


  • Split the 15 L/hr feed using the DIY Y (≈7.5 L/hr each).
  • Inner ring: 12 holes; outer ring: 16 holes; same hole size/angles.
  • This keeps the stem dry and wets the mid-root and edge evenly.

Hand-made fittings that don’t leak​


  • Straight coupler: solid 14 AWG copper core + heat-shrink = instant barb.
  • T/Y junction: pen tube or brass hobby tube with three punched holes; jam the vinyl on and sleeve with heat-shrink.
  • Check “clamps”: micro zip-ties; heat-shrink over joints for belt-and-suspenders.
  • End cap/plug: a golf tee is the perfect removable stop.

Filter & anti-clog​


  • Put your DIY floss filter upstream of the ring.
  • Flush weekly: undo knot / pull golf-tee, run 10–20 sec.
  • If a hole clogs, re-pierce with the heated needle. If flow is too strong, don’t drill bigger—add more holes.

Tuning it to your 15 L/hr emitter​


  • If you see stronger spray near the inlet on a single-feed ring:
    • Add 1–2 pin holes on the far side, or
    • Pinch the first 2–3 holes slightly smaller (heat the puncture very lightly so it “shrinks”), or
    • Upgrade to Dual-feed—that’s the clean fix.
My fitting trick is superglue around a pen body cut to size (1/4" tails) and stick it in a tube, then slowly turn it with needle nose inside it until the glue stos it, then leak test and or shrink electrical tape outside.

Any of you fellas have experience making bubble hash with moldy weed?
And does the final product contain mold?

The technique in that scenario is pretty straightforward and easy.

1. Separate the bud with mold from that without.
2. Instead of starting with a 220 micron bag, grab a one gallon plastic bag.
3. Place the moldy bud contents into the plastic bag and throw it right in the goddamn trash, because that shit can and has killed people.
 
What ever you do put a pan with a drain under that heater so this will be the last time it floods😉

Pisses me off the ICC model code calls for running the overflow line to the exterior of the property no matter where it is. Mine is in the garage. If it takes a shit it all just runs down my sloped driveway. Plumber wanted an extra grand to run that line per code, you assume correct that I told him to fuck off.

Then there was this one time at band camp I almost killed myself changing out the thermostat valve on it when it went out. I didn't know you need to depressurize the line before you start. Damn thing flew off like a rocket and would have hit me square in the nuts if I was standing in front of it when it happened. 🤣
 
Indeed, we're harsh because we don't want you to die. But it seems as if by the literary evidence you insist. As you cannot separate the mold, you can A- entertain us by engaging in a very experimental project to do it anyways and you'll die, OR 2- don't bother and do whatever you planned on and if you don't mind we'd like details and medical reports so we can study mycology in the lungs.
How can we help you?
 
Indeed, we're harsh because we don't want you to die. But it seems as if by the literary evidence you insist. As you cannot separate the mold, you can A- entertain us by engaging in a very experimental project to do it anyways and you'll die, OR 2- don't bother and do whatever you planned on and if you don't mind we'd like details and medical reports so we can study mycology in the lungs.
How can we help you?

Aw c'mon it can't be any worse than Paraquat...
 
be me
humble pesticide sprayer, part-time weed whisperer, full-time sunburn collector
boss rolls up with a jug labeled PARAQUAT in 72pt skull-and-crossbones hieroglyphics
“it’s ‘selective’” he says, which I’m pretty sure means “selects everything”
MSDS looks like a Doom manual written by an angry chemist
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safety briefing: “don’t drink it, don’t smell it, don’t think about it”
PPE checklist longer than my resume
sprayer calibrated to “light mist” which is OSHA for “fog of war”

first test strip
spray once
weeds do a synchronized faint like Victorian ladies at a hot tea party
crabgrass lets out a Wilhelm scream
dandelion clocks disintegrate mid-countdown

slight breeze picks up
paraquat molecules: parkour
neighbor’s lawn develops a widow’s peak hairline
HOA materializes from the hedges like velociraptors
“is it organic?”
“it’s definitely carbon-based,” I reply, which is technically true and spiritually false

turn around to see my boots fading like Back to the Future family photos
socks now classified as nonvascular plants
clipboard tries to unionize before curling into ancient papyrus

radio crackles: “how’s efficacy?”
me: “the weeds saw the label and self-immolated out of respect”
boss: “nice”

a single thistle remains, wearing tiny dog tags, staring me down
crank pressure to “gamer rage”
thistle whispers “not like this” and falls over in slow motion
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EPA drone flies overhead, blinks Morse code: “bro”
I wave with a nitrile glove that has become a sock puppet named OSHA

pack up, look behind me
path of devastation shaped like a perfectly edged fairway
neighbor already putting a miniature golf hole on it
capitalism, etc.

get back to shop
boss pins a medal on me made of stainless steel and regret
“congrats, you unlocked New Game+”
tomorrow’s delivery: five more jugs and a pamphlet titled
“Paraquat: It’s Not Magic, It’s Chemistry (Also Maybe Magic)”

be me
professional plant exorcist now
whisper “the power of label compels you” at the next lawn
HOWEVER, cancer...
 
Pisses me off the ICC model code calls for running the overflow line to the exterior of the property no matter where it is. Mine is in the garage. If it takes a shit it all just runs down my sloped driveway. Plumber wanted an extra grand to run that line per code, you assume correct that I told him to fuck off.

Then there was this one time at band camp I almost killed myself changing out the thermostat valve on it when it went out. I didn't know you need to depressurize the line before you start. Damn thing flew off like a rocket and would have hit me square in the nuts if I was standing in front of it when it happened. 🤣
Yeah, ignore code and run that line where it makes the most sense. No one will ever notice.

@MartyMcFly42oh
Obviously the new heater was installed but it's really easy to remove when they are new. Run a garden hose from the hose bib on the bottom of the heater outside. Shut off the water to the heater. Open hose bib and then start to unscrew the end of the flex line between the shut off valve and the heater. You'll hear the vacuum release the water which will now flow. Once drained unhook the vent, flex water and gas line (turn the gas valve off first) and you'll be able to move the heater. Finish the floor repair then put in a plastic pan (Home Depot sells) and place the heater on it. Run a PVC 3/4" line to somewhere excess water won't be a problem. You don't have to do this all in a day, run that drain line when you've got the time later.
 
Yes, industrial fish auschwitz is necessary for good plants... Neussary indeed!
 

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Dude, I actually fear the worst the last time I was speaking with him. It was right before he kind of dropped off, but he was having some lucky losers that were about on a regular basis on his little situation he had going outside there. I was suggesting to him to turn the tables a bit And get some hunting cameras and strap them down low on some trees, and I even suggested for him to dress appropriately and go up in the trees and hang out watch these motherfuckers that were possibly watching him. That being said I don’t think he even got to that point if you would’ve at all, I know what I would’ve done But yeah man he had a few plants turn up missing and then poof no more cheese. I legit miss that dude I really hope that he just went on a vacation where there’s like sombrero’s full of cheese that he’s dipping some bad ass weekend nachos into.
I remember him talking about them dirty tech bros flying drones by his spot. Didn't know they nabbed his plants... damn. He's a good guy. Hopefully he is just laying low and staying safe and will be back soon.

I hope the best for all the farmers on here. Be safe out there everyone
 
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