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[BearWater]

I absolutely love this thread!

 

[Florida_Mike]

oops.........

Nothing but love, all

 

[Tahoekushcat]

Posting pictures in a public forum is an invitation for comments.
His clones look weak, I'm trying to help
This is a healthy clone on 13June25

Here's yesterday
Sorry about the grasshopper

that's 1 clone. Not 10

 

[Florida_Mike]

Posting pictures in a public forum is an invitation for comments.
His clones look weak, I'm trying to help
This is a healthy clone on 13June25
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Here's yesterday
Sorry about the grasshopper
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nice!

 

[Florida_Mike]

I'm just fun'n @Tahoekushcat, Pay no attention to me

 

[Tahoekushcat]

I'm just fun'n @Tahoekushcat, Pay no attention to me

My criticism came with some solid advice on his clone game.
Ive been growing off and on since the 90s and im still learning.
I started with 1 cut and now it's
1 plant (OREOZ)
(cookies and creme X secret weapon)
In a 200 gallon bed.
I obviously have faith in my ability

 

[cannafarmer420]

Yeah man.
They were marked as fems too.
Total sack punch.

Nobody likes a sausage party

 

[smoker0420]

 

[ChairmanFester]

If you can do better man up

It's like... I'd say you're doin ok, you know? If he wants someone to rip on he can totes make fun of my grows. That's easy lane.

 

[TestTime]

When an organism takes in nutrient or energy, it's used or stored. Your "getting all the light it needs" in a time period then benefitting means it's storing something somewhere. Carbs, sugars, lipid hydrocarbons... something. Where does it put the products of the light if it's not immediately using them?

Nah. You got a whole bunch of assumptions going. There's a simple hormonal trigger. That hormonal trigger is being suppressed by me blasting it with light.

Of course I didn't tell you how much or what wavelengths. I know there's a few people watching who are actually paying attention so I'll tell them sooner or later. But you, you assume too much.

 

[TestTime]

When an organism takes in nutrient or energy, it's used or stored. Your "getting all the light it needs" in a time period then benefitting means it's storing something somewhere. Carbs, sugars, lipid hydrocarbons... something. Where does it put the products of the light if it's not immediately using them?

You misinterpreted " gets the lights all it needs". That's okay. I wasn't very clear.

I believe. This is a belief. I'm a computer programmer who's made a whole bunch of observations and accomplished a whole bunch of things and when I get from point a to point b I then duplicate. I don't need to know what's going on under the covers. I believe.

I believe I have given this plant so much more light than it can actually consume before this moment that it has stored everything it could possibly utilize in easy to access nutrient pools, whether they're pulling them from the leaves as transportable nutrients or there's sugars in The Roots.

When the plant is going into flowering, there's a series of changes that are happening and it is based on its understanding of the world around it. It thinks the sun will be going away and winter will be arriving. Is jungle sativas are used to fighting for light and nutrition. The jungle floor nutrition sucks and there's always plants above it blocking the light. These guys are the most efficient at utilizing what's available to them and they have the most incentive to grow as much as they can because they're always trying to bypass the guy next door and get to the light.

I formulated an environment where there is absolutely no necessity to compete. 100% nutrient availability and 100% light availability.

And then I blast it with many many times the recommended dose.

Nobody stretched. When I did that. The ones that have been sitting in the bright lights didn't scratch them. The one that have been sitting in with the tomato plants didn't stretch. Everybody got blasted for a week before I flip the switch and then I flipped the switch and nobody stretched. Everybody started showing pistols.

So I share this observation. Others can do what they want with it. I have no need or desire to prove anything.

And really, worried about me hassling you over some pictures posted? No man. We are way beyond that.

First of all every plant sucks to me now. Every plant is shit. Every plant has leaves that are too big and too stretched out and are wasting light and are getting the wrong nutrition and they're the wrong color. They all suck. I win. That competition is over. I have to find a new one.

I shrug and I point to the monster plant and I laugh and I go there is no competition with anyone in the world over the subject matter. Now it's just a matter of teaching and duplicating.

So you can be in for the ride or you could be watching for the sides or you could join, but if you say something stupid or if you pull a resource that makes no sense, I'm going to call you on it. You are someone who is very confident. Yet you are worried that I'm watching.

I've just shown up. You're an established individual here. What are you worried about?

Now if I really wanted to I could do a deep psychological dive and go analyze your old pose and pull some stupid contradictions and whip up whatever it takes for you to commit suicide. But I won't do that. Because I didn't like the last time that happened on the last website that someone committed suicide.

Was it my fault? Who the fuck knows. Sorry Greg. So anyway try not to kill yourself over this.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

My criticism came with some solid advice on his clone game.
Ive been growing off and on since the 90s and im still learning.
I started with 1 cut and now it's
1 plant (OREOZ)
(cookies and creme X secret weapon)
In a 200 gallon bed.
I obviously have faith in my ability

Okay, here's the thing, I've been keeping Cherry Wine hemp for 4+ years clone only. 3+ years of Blueberry Hash Plant. 2 years Mother's Milk. 1st year GDP but have been working the strain for 7 years. 1st year pink bud Gelato. Again, if you can do better than 9 of 10+ show me. Here's an idea, let's see if you can grow a plant in a solo cup

Solo Cup Christmas Tree Grow 2025

Talking about Christmas in July? Yup, as we'll be starting this crazy grow end of next month so now's the time to start talking about it, planning and getting ready. Who wants to grow a Christmas Tree Cannabis plant this year in a Solo cup? Who thinks they can do it? Let's see. Start date...

www.thcfarmer.com

 

[Tahoekushcat]

Last year I got 8 colas off a plant that each were over an Oz

22 Oz total.
Zero solo cups were used

 

[TestTime]

A question...

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I wish. All plants except the big one got standard bottled pretend organic. I could show pictures but I don't really care. I guarded those plants. Every time the cat walked in and sniffed, I growled. That cat knows.

But I didn't give a shit about that plant. That was the runt and that was the plant that my cat actually hung out next to upstairs with us. When I moved it into the flower room the cat followed and said mine. I said fine.

So anyway, when every plant in the room was showing poor nutrition, which is what I expected, that one plant was intense deep green and I then discovered the cat shit.

I was very open and honest in my step-by-step description of what happened in my posts. Go for it dude. Go find something that you can point out to make yourself feel better. I'll answer honestly.

No cat shit. No plant in that room except what I call the cat plant. Because the cats shit in it. It's unique. I love it. And I love those cats.

When was a kid at camp at I got permission to smoke cigarettes by collecting flies. That's what the counselors did. Hey kid, you want to go smoke a cigarette, bring me back an envelope with 10 dead flies. Yes sir Mr. Counselor I want to smoke that cigarette. So I'd go off and I'd kill a bunch of flies and I'd give them back to the counselor and I'd be allowed to smoke.

Click. I earned this smoke and it was a lot easier than killing those flies for the counselor.

Next.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

You misinterpreted " gets the lights all it needs". That's okay. I wasn't very clear.

I believe. This is a belief. I'm a computer programmer who's made a whole bunch of observations and accomplished a whole bunch of things and when I get from point a to point b I then duplicate. I don't need to know what's going on under the covers. I believe.

I believe I have given this plant so much more light than it can actually consume before this moment that it has stored everything it could possibly utilize in easy to access nutrient pools, whether they're pulling them from the leaves as transportable nutrients or there's sugars in The Roots.

When the plant is going into flowering, there's a series of changes that are happening and it is based on its understanding of the world around it. It thinks the sun will be going away and winter will be arriving. Is jungle sativas are used to fighting for light and nutrition. The jungle floor nutrition sucks and there's always plants above it blocking the light. These guys are the most efficient at utilizing what's available to them and they have the most incentive to grow as much as they can because they're always trying to bypass the guy next door and get to the light.

I formulated an environment where there is absolutely no necessity to compete. 100% nutrient availability and 100% light availability.

And then I blast it with many many times the recommended dose.

Nobody stretched. When I did that. The ones that have been sitting in the bright lights didn't scratch them. The one that have been sitting in with the tomato plants didn't stretch. Everybody got blasted for a week before I flip the switch and then I flipped the switch and nobody stretched. Everybody started showing pistols.

So I share this observation. Others can do what they want with it. I have no need or desire to prove anything.

And really, worried about me hassling you over some pictures posted? No man. We are way beyond that.

First of all every plant sucks to me now. Every plant is shit. Every plant has leaves that are too big and too stretched out and are wasting light and are getting the wrong nutrition and they're the wrong color. They all suck. I win. That competition is over. I have to find a new one.

I shrug and I point to the monster plant and I laugh and I go there is no competition with anyone in the world over the subject matter. Now it's just a matter of teaching and duplicating.

So you can be in for the ride or you could be watching for the sides or you could join, but if you say something stupid or if you pull a resource that makes no sense, I'm going to call you on it. You are someone who is very confident. Yet you are worried that I'm watching.

I've just shown up. You're an established individual here. What are you worried about?

Now if I really wanted to I could do a deep psychological dive and go analyze your old pose and pull some stupid contradictions and whip up whatever it takes for you to commit suicide. But I won't do that. Because I didn't like the last time that happened on the last website that someone committed suicide.

Was it my fault? Who the fuck knows. Sorry Greg. So anyway try not to kill yourself over this.

Mate ya starting to come across as a bit of a know it all dick now to me your so called 10 pound plant looks like ass you say all other plants suck but I can’t actually see a trichome on your buds we all grow we all have our ways be humble and don’t ever tell the weed wizard alien mikedin how to grow his plants are Fkn beautiful don’t bother responding to me as I can’t be fkd dealing with ya this isn’t a dick swinging thread it’s where we all chill n have a good time n help each other not tear each other down

 

[Tahoekushcat]

Last year I got 8 colas off a plant that each were over an Oz
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22 Oz total.
Zero solo cups were used
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My state allows 6 plants
I usually grow 1

 

[TestTime]

In NY and PA homes I've seen "second kitchen" in a bunch of places. Usually to make sauce all day and not heat up the house in the summer, or for canning.
PA though... the Philly Bathroom is a toilet over a drain in the basement for emergency pissing.

Me too. I'm from Philly, or at least close by. That was a good description.

That's not here. I have a two-story square house that has an upstairs bedroom and a downstairs bedroom and everything else was pretty much open space. The upstairs 3rd of it was cut into a kitchen space which was the default space.

I had steps built outside to go up to the overhang with the sliding glass doors. At that point I had a second entrance.

I hired various people, plumber, electrician, contractors of sorts to build a second kitchen downstairs and put in a huge Murphy bed in the bedroom and do all kinds of stuff and then I turn this place into an Airbnb and I rented it for 3 years that way.

I then said fuck this shit, I don't like being a servant for these assholes, sure I get an occasional interesting person but they're assholes for the most part, and I said no more. I'm turning it into a grow room.

I do live in an incredible tourist destination. People are quite happy to drive from across the goddamn country to rent a room to then go explore the ocean and the forest. I also have a infrared sauna and a 10 person enclosed hot tub and blah blah blah the Viking experience. But that's for me. Fuck them, they ain't coming back.

So I I turned it into a grow room and I dedicated a year to growing pot plants in it and in December I'll turn it back into whatever full kitchen I need, keeping in mind I'm in the process of rebuilding my real upstairs kitchen and living room space and it's nice to have the downstairs kitchen availability.

 

[Florida_Mike]

My criticism came with some solid advice on his clone game.
Ive been growing off and on since the 90s and im still learning.
I started with 1 cut and now it's
1 plant (OREOZ)
(cookies and creme X secret weapon)
In a 200 gallon bed.
I obviously have faith in my ability

I've been growing since the late 70's,
my cloning game is at 100%
even if they look a bit shabby at 1st,
within 80ish days,
I turn'm into monsters
so what's your point?

Where I come from we don't
offer unsolicited critique and
advice... We mind our own fkn
bidness until asked, and that's
putting it politely. No offense
intended.

If you go around on public
forums and start tossing around
critique's and advice to people
you know little to nothing about...
Be prepared to be critiqued on
your critique.

1st 4 pics are the mother of the clones.
She started out as a sickly little runt,
that was gifted to me by a grow store
dude. She was never meant to be flowered,
but here she is filling up a 4x4 tent.
She produced 3lbs.

This was my 1st grow in 22yrs and a (mostly)
failed experiment with the 8x12" uni-slabs

I too am quite confident in my ability

(Red top jar pic is the mother plant)

 

[TestTime]

Epoxy art has gone nuts and home owners are putting in a lot of custom counters. I bet she makes some bank with it.

She's going to have a blast.

I will document it as well as I document anything else, and that's quite well, and then she's going to do her YouTube videos. She is going to call up home Depot and say this is how your contractor screwed up and where I was going to pay you $10,000 for something instead my husband did it for $2,000 and according to the world it's worth a couple hundred thousand.

She takes revenge far more seriously than I do and they treated her badly.

 

[Crazyformes]

Hell yeah she’s beautiful, excellent node density looks like she stretched real similar to mine, with even denser nodes than mine, I have some 4-5’ stalks straight off the base of the trunk they really did nice as far as veg and setup, now we gotta see if we can finish em

I’m damn near enclosing the area with plastic and stickin a little heater in there lol one in the garden is on its own I’m hopin all 3 pull through and we’re just in a little cold dip if it starts getting cold like this, this early it’s gunna be a shitty fall for sure

Gonna warm up and sunny tomorrow....
They are gonna love it. We will get indian summer....you watch. We will get the,80's....and maybe a little stretch....aaaah. a 90. A farmer can only dream. Where that plant sits....it gets its fair share of shade.....but hottest part of thrown day for hours it digits beat on....the lattice helps with that.