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[MartyMcFly42oh]

Wait.
Yours doesn’t?
Everything I’ve ever known about custom vans.




Was a gatdanged lie.
Heresy.

My van is a boxtruck, with dot numbers and a business name on the side. I can’t get away with anything

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

They get about the size of a malamute
It’s crazy man they’re gray, but then on their chest where their mane is, bright fucking red.
Cool as hell looking.
They kick it on the east end of the island in packs. They chill in the reeds and homie, they are crazy talkative.
The howl and shit, but the way the communicate in closer proximity it’s this crazy yipping shit.
They sound like a room full of weirdos at the loony bin that have taken way too much of their drugs that day

Nothing makes your hair stand up on the back of your neck like being in the middle of the woods after dark and hearing them start to yip and howl as they come out of their dens. Those ones down your way sound like a cool sight to see.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

It's absolute madness...these are all tools for life in the right hands! Gosh, I must have 30 slashers, grubbers, hackers, machetes, parangs, bowies, etc around the place.. every one of them I use..for the correct purpose. Couldn't imagine having them banned wtf. Nope, just nope! Next, they will be looking at my babies - Dogo Argentino X American Bulldog (Argentinian Bulldog) crosses like "hmmm, that's too effective and scary..that needs regulation, better cut those nuts off and make him get a license to own them too. Meet Sadie..shes only 8 months old and needs a leather sofa to her damn self cos shes a beast..proper princess she is!

The number one problem with banning anything is that it doesn’t matter. It’s only going to affect the law abiding citizens, the criminals themselves who don’t care about laws are still going to get their hands on guns, knives, swords, pressure cookers, baseball bats with nails in them……it’s a way of stripping the good people of a means of self defense and making them more and more compliant , vulnerable, and reliant on………THE GOVERNMENT

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

U can not talk about gun control with Americans repeat after me I will never talk about gun control with Americans ask me how I know pretty sure the chairman Rained down hell on me for trying they won’t understand man cause u know guns don’t kill people just people with guns kill people

People kill peoples, just ban all the people

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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no need for firearms or bladed weapons, you take just one of those fucking cheeses that stinks of a dead nutria and you take it out of your pocket and brandish it in the face of the aggressor or animals ... the thing has two options: vomit or he faints or you throw it in his face and there it's death after 5 minutes of ignoble agony....

We threaten our 14 year old with blue cheese all the time

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Oh your definitely right mate laws change nothing like I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to break into peoples homes and terrorise the family with machetes and guns but it doesn’t stop em it all started when people aren’t allowed to discipline their kids like a smack up the back of the head from my old man soon woke me up to shit I’m not advocating for belting kids but a bit of discipline wouldn’t hurt

Spare the rod, spoil the child!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Wolves are awesome, save the wolves. Coyote-anything at all needs to face the day of the bullet.
I'm not saying send the kid to dad's forge at age 8 to shovel coal... but maybe we lost something in losing that.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

People kill peoples, just ban all the people

Maybe if we arrest and house violent people or stretch their necks. You know, like WE USE TO DO?

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Bro, every time I’m in Florida and I’m going to see Oma Dukes in the winter
I’m constantly looking up man just hoping and waiting for a frozen tree chicken to fall on my hood just so I can look in the backseat and say “y’all were eating good tonight!!!!!”

By the way. Haven’t you noticed the burgers at Carl’s Jr have changed recently?
I have my suspicions, that ol dead eye your speaking on……




Is an undercover magical burger operative for a certain awful fast food chain.

I’ve had worse.

 

[ChairmanFester]

My...

"van is a boxtruck, with dot numbers and a business name on the side. I can’t get away with anything "
..................rolling trauma wagon....several missing kids in-....regularly molest farm animals.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I don’t make a habit of blocking people. I think it is important to hear opposing points of view.

That dude was executed in front of his wife and kids and you’re talking shit. I find it really offensive. That’s all I got to say.

I want the murderer to be flayed on national TV over the course of a fking WEEK before being drawn and quartered

 

[ChairmanFester]

I want the murderer to be flayed on national TV over the course of a fking WEEK before being drawn and quartered

We don't want to totally toss civilization and nice things like grocery supercenters just because it's also super gay sometimes (colloquially and culturally, I like gay people I don't mean it like prima facia). Most people can't and shouldn't be able to stomach public butchery. The opening episode of Game of Thrones was right, good old Ned Stark.

 

[figolus]

We threaten our 14 year old with blue cheese all the time

leave your blue cheese for 1 week in a cupboard where you store the plates .... then smell it strongly you'll see .... even for you it will become a threat .

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Ok, I reckon this is a safe place to say this...that was a fucking set-up right?! My theory- The new number one reason for installing a military state has just been seared into the brains of Republicans. Now, Democrats have become the enemy of the state by default, ideologically aligned with the shooter...right? It's rather easy to see the play when you aren't on the field. And tbh with you all, it makes me sick if thats about to happen to that once free land! FFS!!! Hopping mad at this probably staged shite. I might not agree with the dude, he was a shill, but he did NOT deserve a public military-style execution in the possible name of the dark agenda that's now poised to unfurl its leathery wings on America and the world! Wow, have I got the ick right now...so sorry this has happened to your country ...again! Lets just watch how FOX spins it against the Dem's. smh Am i missing something?

Let me explain why politics are frowned upon here since so many want to breech that barrier, K sunshine? Listen close because the next FUCKING TIME I have to explain this it won't be in a nice and FUCKING FRIENDLY WAY.

#1 It's against the rules. It's against the rules of almost every FUCKING ONLINE COMMUNITY except those dealing with the subject. RELIGION TOO!!! EVERYONE GOT THAT?

Honestly that should be enough but there's more: Politics DIVIDES PEOPLE. I don't give a flying FUCK what side you're on, you wanna talk about it here means you don't GUVE A FUCK about the site and those here with opposing views and are FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH to think your views are correct.

In the future if anyone wants to discuss politics you're welcome to go to a website that's actually designed for political ANO/OR religion discussion but NOT HERE.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[ChairmanFester]

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[PlumberSoCal2]

I think these are some of the biggest garden spiders I've seen since I was a kid

Can't seem to get a great shot of her but there's 3 I see daily. The first one, the one in the pic hanges out, literally above the back door and patio roof and I walk through her web almost daily I can't seem to remember she's out there...

The second, which I don't seem to remember until this morning because I'm posting this is on the way to the greenhouse up the hill next to the Loquat tree. I think she's the largest of the 3. Watched her play dead while I tried to get my camera then ran to the tree a couple feet above me yesterday morning. And behind the greenhouse above a 7' tall Blueberry Hash Plant but I haven't walked through her web, YET

The latest greenhouse guard

She's pretending to be a leaf or garden refuse while I talk to her. The games we play. Technically she's a coworker

Blueberry Hash Plant

About 5.5' tall spred out beast of a plant was flipped 3 weeks ago. She's in a 5 gallon clay pot of coco sucking down 4-5 gallons a day. About 5 weeks to go. Her sister

who's in a plastic 3 gal pot is taking 2-3 gals a day. Just that 1 branch alone should produce about a 1/4 lb. I flipped her August 3 so 5 1/2 weeks ago. 2-3 weeks to go. I'd smoke this one if it was CBD only because of the taste

 

[ChairmanFester]

I need a floor solution, with sandpaper grit, abel to cover a runner rug size from a side door in a 1 car garage with a left turn, 90 degree angle at the end. I don't care if I glue down a rug with a rubber mat back or use sand paint but I need something to be part of the floor.
Or oil paint then adhere mechanically the rug. Fasteners or something.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I think these are some of the biggest garden spiders I've seen since I was a kid

Good bugs = good nugs

 

[BearWater]

U can not talk about gun control with Americans repeat after me I will never talk about gun control with Americans ask me how I know pretty sure the chairman Rained down hell on me for trying they won’t understand man cause u know guns don’t kill people just people with guns kill people