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[Ninjadogma]

Okay this one is just sheer fuckery. I had picked out about a hundred immature white seeds out of the viable ones from my S1 Ice Cream Cake mom, had left them sitting in a bowl in the man cave since October just sitting out. I didn't need the seeds but instead of just tossing em, I said fuck it, threw them all in to a couple paper towels just to see if any would pop. Well, a few did. And I guess at the heart of the matter I'm a pro lifer, because I can't seem to be able to kill them off until I find out if they're male or female.

The other unconventional one I popped was a seed I'd found in the calyx of a vegging Grape Pie plant, just to see how it would grow, and while no balls are showing yet, pretty sure that one's a male. As is the beastiest looking little plant that darted well ahead of the rest of the pack.

And for even more fuckery, I'm thawing out some of that heavy cream infusion I've got in the fridge that's about 500mg a teaspoonful.

 

[grayoldnproud]

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So that's a family pic?

 

[Vick_Vinegar]

Weren't you going for a walk about?

Went down to lismore for a few days. Trip cut short as we were supposed to get a few hundred ml rain overnight up brisbane way but it didn't amount to shit.

Came back to make sure me mums house didnt get flooded. Something went wrong with roof last rainstorm and if it cloudbursts water comes cascading out one window frame/blind runner in the lounge room.

But luckily its all good. Better be safe over sorry.

 

[grayoldnproud]

Went down to lismore for a few days. Trip cut short as we were supposed to get a few hundred ml rain overnight up brisbane way but it didn't amount to shit.

Came back to make sure me mums house didnt get flooded. Something went wrong with roof last rainstorm and if it cloudbursts water comes cascading out one window frame/blind runner in the lounge room.

But luckily its all good. Better be safe over sorry.

Absolutely brother, glad all is good! We had an ice and sleet storm and although I'm good many around me lost hay barns and chicken houses because of the weight.

Arkansas poultry houses, farming structures damaged by winter storms

ASHDOWN, Ark. - Heavy snow and ice from last week's winter storm has caused major damage to dozens of poultry houses and other farming structures in southwest Arkansas.

www.ktbs.com

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Okay this one is just sheer fuckery. I had picked out about a hundred immature white seeds out of the viable ones from my S1 Ice Cream Cake mom, had left them sitting in a bowl in the man cave since October just sitting out. I didn't need the seeds but instead of just tossing em, I said fuck it, threw them all in to a couple paper towels just to see if any would pop. Well, a few did. And I guess at the heart of the matter I'm a pro lifer, because I can't seem to be able to kill them off until I find out if they're male or female.
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The other unconventional one I popped was a seed I'd found in the calyx of a vegging Grape Pie plant, just to see how it would grow, and while no balls are showing yet, pretty sure that one's a male. As is the beastiest looking little plant that darted well ahead of the rest of the pack.

And for even more fuckery, I'm thawing out some of that heavy cream infusion I've got in the fridge that's about 500mg a teaspoonful.
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500mg’s a teaspoon?!?! Holy moly that’s some powerful medicine.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

So that's a family pic?

Naw Im the result of immaculate contraception.

 

[BearWater]

Naw Im the result of immaculate contraception.

mackerel constipation

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

mackerel constipation

That’s the worst thing next to Emanuel Conscription
Nevermind I found something worse:

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Just going to leave this here…..

 

[BearWater]

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Just going to leave this here…..

Got my wife to laugh had to show her after I laughed out loud next to her!

 

[BearWater]

That’s the worst thing next to Emanuel Conscription
Nevermind I found something worse:
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no more boners! No more boners! No more boners!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Florida_Mike]

That’s the worst thing next to Emanuel Conscription
Nevermind I found something worse:
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Erections have consequences! Prease Vote!




Aw fuck! Now it's 'Pecker Politics'!
There'll be Dicks and dick pics and
fucking dick memes everywhere....

 

[Florida_Mike]

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Just going to leave this here…..

Nice fucking buns!....
I'd damn sure be tossing that salad!

 

[grayoldnproud]

Naw Im the result of immaculate contraception.

You too?

 

[grayoldnproud]

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Just going to leave this here…..

Damn tastes like ass. Well you take too big of bites.

 

[Hossgrows]

My four legged family members. I give them the same measure of love I gave my own kids, but the practical jokes aren't quite as fun.

And our cat Aspen reminds me of Fat Freddy's Cat!

My four legged family members. I give them the same measure of love I gave my own kids, but the practical jokes aren't quite as fun.

And our cat Aspen reminds me of Fat Freddy's Cat!

Wow.!! Your cat just pulled my heart strings. He looks identical to my most favorite cat I've ever owned.
RIP little man.

 

[Vick_Vinegar]

Get some Oz up in ya

 

[voltage]

I can see the floor (needs to be cleaned).

 

[JIMKSI64]

I will still do funny memes