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[Ninjadogma]

That meristem reboot is coming along nicely.

 

[cpurola]

My mom had knee surgery, my brother took her to the mall pushed her around in a wheel chair. Nice son that he was....get her out of the house. When they got home she shared a story with me. Evidently he thought it to be funny to fart....a stinky one that lingered, locked the wheels on the wheel chair, and walk away. She was'nt amused....I am sure people walked by thinking that poor women shit herself....
I found it to be pretty funny....

Just wait until you're in that predicament......
As I get older I think about whats to come and I'm not likin' it one bit. LOL

 

[Ninjadogma]

That sounds like too much work. LOL

Monstered plants can be a pain in the ass just like running a long veg for a year or more can. More hobby shit than practical growing practices. To me they're learning props and cheap entertainment that come with a reward when I'm done. If I didn't have the space or the time I wouldn't bother, and I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind if I didn't.

 

[grayoldnproud]

57 years ago "open your heart and let the sunshine in."

 

[grayoldnproud]

57 years ago "open your heart and let the sunshine in."

And the live version if you prefer.

 

[Putthataway]

 

[trygrowup]

That meristem reboot is coming along nicely.

I knew it

 

[Gmix]

57 years ago "open your heart and let the sunshine in."

Way to make a dude feel old.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Damn we need scratch and sniff on this forum. Others nah in fact hell no but this one it would work.

Can you imagine? You're sitting in your favorite Farmer reading spot and then a little scratch here and there and the soothing smells cascading out of your phone, pc, tablet or whatever.

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No way some Aussie arsehole would fart on it

 

[Hossgrows]

Well I don’t mean to brag,
don’t mean to boast
but Marty McFly gets high
With green butter on his toast
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[trygrowup]

Quick question:

Do you cut the first two branches coming from the 1 finger leaf?
It's just because mine often gets too short imo

 

[Crazyformes]

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Look at that self control....I tend to snip all the dead looking leaves.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Ninjadogma]

I have my light rig run through a smart plug that controls the schedule. I can't be the only one wondering what effect the time change had on those schedules. Apparently I'm good.

Whatever time the blinking clock says when you rub your eyes, may you have a happy wake and bake Sunday!

 

[Dutchman1]

I retired last month. I've spent all morning smiling and not giving a shit as to what time it is. LOL

 

[MrSativa]

I retired last month. I've spent all morning smiling and not giving a shit as to what time it is. LOL

Enjoy it oldy!

 

[Crazyformes]

I retired last month. I've spent all morning smiling and not giving a shit as to what time it is. LOL

Im in year 4.....its a great thing.

 

[JIMKSI64]

I retired last month. I've spent all morning smiling and not giving a shit as to what time it is. LOL

Medically retired year 2.

 

[orggrwr]

I retired last August. Really looking forward to a growing season where all i have to do is fart around the garden.

 

[grayoldnproud]

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I retired last month. I've spent all morning smiling and not giving a shit as to what time it is. LOL

I feel ya, I get up when I get up. Some days it's 3am, some days it's 9am. That's just how the cookies crumble.