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[JIMKSI64]

My first tax payer job was at a grocery store. I will second the statement that women’s bathrooms are way worse than men’s bathrooms. You see men get a bad rap for missing the toilet when they pee, but at least we aren’t shitting on the walls, floor and toilet seat. It’s gotta be a disconnect where men (myself ) included will take the time to clean a toilet seat before sitting down to do the business, whereas women can’t seem to be bothered cleaning the seat and must attempt to hover over the seat while doing their business. I don’t know if that is what is happening, but it’s all I can come up with logically in my mind. Either that or they’re exacting revenge on the grocery store for charging too much for a can of tuna fish.

Maybe they’re playing BATTLE SHITS

I distinctly remember saying no one wants the stories.
So of course we got stories.
Mine go to the grave

 

[grayoldnproud]

My first tax payer job was at a grocery store. I will second the statement that women’s bathrooms are way worse than men’s bathrooms. You see men get a bad rap for missing the toilet when they pee, but at least we aren’t shitting on the walls, floor and toilet seat. It’s gotta be a disconnect where men (myself ) included will take the time to clean a toilet seat before sitting down to do the business, whereas women can’t seem to be bothered cleaning the seat and must attempt to hover over the seat while doing their business. I don’t know if that is what is happening, but it’s all I can come up with logically in my mind. Either that or they’re exacting revenge on the grocery store for charging too much for a can of tuna fish.

Maybe they’re playing BATTLE SHITS

I'm fucking dieing here.....you sank my destroyer!

 

[expat]

I have a story too, to make it even worse. Information overload.

My ex wife called me and asked me how to hotwire a Tesla. I asked her how she thought I would know. She said "Because you're a criminal". Woman. I grew weed in Sweden. I didn't work for Spectre.

 

[expat]

You don't need to hotwire Tesla's anymore anyway. You just ask the owner politely if you can help him take it off his hands.

 

[grayoldnproud]

Haha… I did the solo graveyard shift at an 8-pump, 2-bay Amco in Houston back in the ’80s. Corporate was all hot and bothered about TBA—tires, batteries, and accessories—like I was gonna upsell a radiator hose at 3 AM to a guy who couldn’t find his own shoes.

Funny thing is… rave nights? I was their top salesman. Sold more TBA BS in a weekend than day shift did all week. Nothing like a parking lot full of chemically enhanced decision-making to move inventory.

This was back when my best friend (now gone) and I were hitchhiking around the country. Station sat right at the top of the 610 loop, with a big private all-night rave club across the street. Doors opened at 10 PM Thursday through Saturday, and from that point on it was basically a human science experiment.

And yeah—back then MDMA was still legal in Texas. Right up until it wasn’t. They gave everyone a deadline to get rid of it, and toward the end they were literally handing it out like breath mints in all the bars and clubs. So when I say I’ve seen some shit… I mean I’ve seen some shit.

Bathrooms? Oh yeah… not once a shift—multiple times a night during the raves. You haven’t lived until you’ve walked into that scene at 2:30 AM and just stood there reconsidering your life choices.

Luckily, the place was fully tiled and waterproof, and I had a hose that could peel the hide off a rhino at 10 paces. Thing reached the pumps, the lot, and the bathrooms no problem. I’d dump in a cup of industrial cleaner—killed the smell instantly, which was my personal kryptonite—and just hose ’em down like I was pressure-washing a crime scene.

Different times, man. Different times.

610 loop, depending on where (it's a big loop) at 2-3am, no telling what you'll be able to sell at an AMCO. I did two weeks on mids at a 7 Eleven down by Telephone and the Airport, I couldn't wait for dawn.

 

[Florida_Mike]

610 loop, depending on where (it's a big loop) at 2-3am, no telling what you'll be able to sell at an AMCO. I did two weeks on mids at a 7 Eleven down by Telephone and the Airport, I couldn't wait for dawn.

45 & west mt houston rd; a little north of 610
I'm 89 or 88% sure. That was a lot of beers, reefers, substances and numerous questionable life choices ago...
Looks like it's a Chevron now with no service bays; it was a full service station, not a convenient store back then. Strip mall where the club was.
I remember driving on 610 late at night doing about 91 or 90 mph and hear a eeEEE YOINT!.............. And see nothing but tail lights wayyyy down the road of a formula one car that's just passed me doing about 219 or 218 mph

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[grayoldnproud]

45 & west mt houston rd; a little north of 610
I'm 89 or 88% sure. That was a lot of beers, reefers, substances and numerous questionable life choices ago...
Looks like it's a Chevron now with no service bays; it was a full service station, not a convenient store back then. Strip mall where the club was.
I remember driving on 610 late at night doing about 91 or 90 mph and hear a eeEEE YOINT!.............. And see nothing but tail lights wayyyy down the road of a formula one car that's just passed me doing about 219 or 218 mph

This is gonna bake your noodle. My office was down the feeder from there at the Sweetwater Business Park aka self storage. That gas station we got fleet rates so all my vehicles fueled up there. This was 92-97 then I moved the office to the other side of 45 off Blue Bell.

 

[Florida_Mike]

This is gonna bake your noodle. My office was down the feeder from there at the Sweetwater Business Park aka self storage. That gas station we got fleet rates so all my vehicles fueled up there. This was 92-97 then I moved the office to the other side of 45 off Blue Bell.

No fucking way dude..... I haven't thought about this in years; it may have been a Texaco I worked at, not amaco?.....

On further thought, it was definitely a Texaco. Would have been around 1985-86

 

[grayoldnproud]

No fucking way dude..... I haven't thought about this in years; it may have been a Texaco I worked at, not amaco?.....

On further thought, it was definitely a Texaco. Would have been around 1985-86

I thought it was a Texaco too but I wasn’t gonna correct anyone because honestly I’m not sure. There was a small mechanic shop over on Airline not far from W. Mt. Houston we used so we never got anything but gas from there.

I moved down there in 85.

 

[NisterMice]

Hi farmers! Check out my Jaggen pic. With the right filter it could look even more like something from a 1980s catalogue lol:
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Since this is Jack Herer (Super Skunk x Haze), it appears the Haze is strong in this one.

Some more C99 pics. The common fruity one:
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Early vape samples suggest that this is some killer sativa hybrid that really doesnt take too long.

This one here is the nutty C99 pheno:
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It seems to be more like a Skunk, compared to the fruity one. I reported it to Brothers Grimm and they seem interested in this one. It's kind of an odd bird though, slow growth, more stretch than others, later flower and all that while being more Indica...


Aight, I gonna check what I've missed since I last was on. Have a great day

Now check this, same plant, 3 days later, but with a decent camera:

No effects, but I used automatic WB (white balance) from Gimp

 

[Florida_Mike]

I thought it was a Texaco too but I wasn’t gonna correct anyone because honestly I’m not sure. There was a small mechanic shop over on Airline not far from W. Mt. Houston we used so we never got anything but gas from there.

I moved down there in 85.

Was definitely 85: Me and my buddy ended up stranded on port boliver beach; after escaping from some psychos that were going to murder us back in Galveston. This was during the usa for africa concert weekend. We hooked up with a mother-daughter duo and spent the weekend camping with them on the beach..... Turns out they were high end escorts... crazy crazy times

 

[expat]

We had Texaco in Sweden when I grew up too. I liked their logotype.

 

[grayoldnproud]

Was definitely 85: Me and my buddy ended up stranded on port boliver beach; after escaping from some psychos that were going to murder us back in Galveston. This was during the usa for africa concert weekend. We hooked up with a mother-daughter duo and spent the weekend camping with them on the beach..... Turns out they were high end escorts... crazy crazy times

I was already married so nothing that cool to report here Moved there because my wife’s family moved there in 79 from Va. And if you couldn’t find work there you just weren’t looking.

 

[cpurola]

@PlumberSoCal2, I need help.
I have a tent full of plants that will not stay 'manageable' 'till Spring planting day.
I'd like to cut clones and root them to make mothers and put into Kratky bottles like you do, and eventually put clones from them in their outdoor spots in June.

Could you give a noob a 'how-to'?
Might make a good topic all it's own. (hint, hint) LOL

 

[grayoldnproud]

@PlumberSoCal2, I need help.
I have a tent full of plants that will not stay 'manageable' 'till Spring planting day.
I'd like to cut clones and root them to make mothers and put into Kratky bottles like you do, and eventually put clones from them in their outdoor spots in June.

Could you give a noob a 'how-to'?
Might make a good topic all it's own. (hint, hint) LOL

Tag me if you start one. I can’t add to it but I can watch.

 

[Hossgrows]

Now check this, same plant, 3 days later, but with a decent camera:
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No effects, but I used automatic WB (white balance) from Gimp

I cropped and fiddeld some. Then blurred the background.

 

[grayoldnproud]

RIP Randy! Damn it’s been that long!

 

[Ninjadogma]

Tu.....bi....Tubi

Tubi has the Freak Brothers! I think you have to be a certain minimum age to even know who they are... Or Zippy the Pinhead... Or Mr. Natural for that matter... But I digress.

 

[Ninjadogma]