No one in America knows how to grow.
I throw bags of weed away constantly.
It's not bad cannabinoids. It's not low flavor. It's not harvested 2 weeks early.
The shit is literally unsmokable. I derive nothing positive and several negatives from smoking the shit America grows.
The "hash" I bought from a guy recently tastes more like an ashtray than a cigarette butt. I've not smoked weed that tasted that much like a house fire since trying Allison Justice after she talked big game about her flavor expertise. How the fuck do you grow weed who's keef tastes like a dirty dispensary joint roach.
Same shit over and over. All the American growers have the same exact problems. Who the fuck taught these people to grow?
Proven #1 The crops in America are all suseptible to pests and mold, and are coated in pesticides as a result. That's problem number one: No one knows how to grow a mold and bug free crop.
Problem number 2: Marijuana is a drug crop. The bud sucks ass because of the total lack of qualified drug crop producers. If you arent qualified to run a meth lab why the hell do you think you can produce cannabis? The amount of weed that has been ruined by excess magnesium and phosphorus is absurd. Beyond absurd. It's a chemical reaction. You have to know what the fuck the reaction is and why you are initiating the wrong reactions.
Problem 3: Hydroponics. The notion that nature's short chain carboxylic acid factory doesn't uptake short chain carboxylic acids from the rhizosphere. Wtf? CO2 is the only carbon American pot growers know about. Even the Hawaii natural farming losers don't know why Korean ferments help cannabis. (shirt chain fatty acids and alcohols, the shit cannabis flavor and entourage effect is actually made of, not nasty bottled doterra
terpenes.)
Problem 4: Conventional (Academy) Ag. The notion that you can grow a quality plant by feeding poisonous nitric acid is absurd. The amount of energy wasted converting poison nitric acid into aminos is one reason the shit is so suseptible to mold and bugs who rely, as a fuel source, on intermediate forms of nitrogen in the long energy-wasting process of protein synthesis. Anyone who tells you plants did grow off residual aminos and peptides from last years stalks and animal scraps, anyone who claims nitrate saved the world, they should be dumped off a dry bridge.
Problem 5: Zero Cannabis crop experience. Have these American clowns even kept a mother plant? Have they ever taken clones, or do they hire an illegal immigrant for that? Or a not-so-hot chick for Instagram?
If you started indoors you won't grasp what I'm about to tell you. My first indoor crops stank like hell.. Like they always did outdoors.
For about two weeks. Then the leaves get 'burnt tips' the smell starts changing, and the quality becomes shit. Transplant into fresh soil, the stink returns. For another 2-3 weeks.
Hmmm.. What do I do? I test my best outdoor buds, and my shittiest indoor buds. For thc? For
terpenes? Wtf people. How many of you Americans have tested the nutritional value of your buds? Any lab that can test pet food can tell you how to grow better weed if you'll spend the money on comparative analysis just once, for fucks sake..
What's the optimal % of phosphorus for OG kush? Magnesium? What's the fatty acid and protein profile of your best bud? You have no idea what your goal are, wasting your time on bullshit marketing concepts like thca and
terpenes that have absolutely nothing to do with cannabis aroma taste or effect.
Pot headed grow tards still arguing "salts vs organics" while the crew who inadvertently started this pathetic debate decades ago were using pharmaceutical grade organic salts. The pothead forums, icmaggots trollituppers and thcfarmtards never grasped what organic meant, when high school graduates, composing the real producers of the 90s-2010, started talking.
BLAME THE STRAIN THOUGH. We went from No such thing as bad weed when I was growing it, to no such thing as good weed when you guys started growing it.
