HeLLMuTT
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THC Farmer Smoke Report
INFO
Tester Name : HeLLMuTT
Strain : Top Dawgs White Guava
Method Smoked : You name it, the WG did it!
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud :
Associated smells of bud :
TASTE
Dominant flavour :
Associated flavours :
Harsh/smoothness : (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth)
- cough factor? : yes/no
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body; 80% Body 20 % Head
Potency : 9.5 on the HeLLMuTT face-busting scale.
Duration : One big snap and you'll feel it close to 3 hours.
Use : Bedtime unless you don't have shit to but scratch your ass and watch a good flick.
Munchies? : yes hardcore gutbusting muchies
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
plastics (x) - glues (x)
SWEET
apple/guava hard candy (x)
SPICY
woody (x) - incense (x)
chocolate (x)
MUSKY
skunky (xxx) <--Like bad indian food farts.
The seductive White Guava, A cross from Top Dawg that consists of the mamma plant being the Guava Diesel and the Dad being the White Hashplant. As far as I know only ten packs of this was released to the public like a year and a half ago. Feel very fortunate to snag one of those at that time. So big thanks to J.J. and Logic!
I popped 5 beans; 4 boys 1 special girl. That one female turned out to be the best plant out of all the stuff popped In the Strawberry mango test thread. Simply put, this is some amazing smoke, utterly narcotic and stinks like a mother-fucker!
The two nugs pictured, I had in my pocket in a baggie when I went to get some groceries from safeway. Man did I stink up that place! I walked by one older lady and she straight up said "PU!!!" I laughed to myself and went on my way. The smell is unreal. It's like a candy glazed butthole of incense and krazy glue. Very pungent odor while growing, drying and sitting in it's cured state.
No let downs after getting a taste here either. The smoke from this herb is thick, meaty and rich. Such a awesome blend of flavors too. I get the dawg kick with this amazing spiced apple/incense taste on the exhale. That flavor sits slightly backseat to the overwhelming stench this herb holds at it's base.
The high comes on pretty fast... It creeps but doesn't if ya know what I mean. This particular pheno is a mega indica. I don't say this lightly. This stuff will slow down the Flash and make him go nigh nigh. I get the most ridiculous munchies from this stuff and at the same time this is so good for pain and sleep. Long lasting high to boot. Great Great meds.
Best part is this plant is really getting dialed. This strain just broke the testing companies THC record at 23.74%! Gotta love that.
Confirmed Beast!
This can be found at San Jose Patients Group. If there's any left lol. Either way they have a bunch of amazing stuff curing right now from The Tre Star dawg, 91DUD, KQxDUD, Guava Dawg and some Motorbreath seeds I popped a while back. Out of that bunch all of it is heavy hitting dank. But Guava Dawg number 5 is so fricken nice... I'll save it for the report. SJPG is a nice little family owned dispensary right down the street from the shark tank. They specialize in concentrates and rarer strains. I'll make note when It goes on the shelf for anyone close. :)
Sry bout the hair in the pic... Can't redo it cause I smoked the weed. :)
APPEARANCE
INFO
Tester Name : HeLLMuTT
Strain : Top Dawgs White Guava
Method Smoked : You name it, the WG did it!
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud :
Associated smells of bud :
TASTE
Dominant flavour :
Associated flavours :
Harsh/smoothness : (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth)
- cough factor? : yes/no
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body; 80% Body 20 % Head
Potency : 9.5 on the HeLLMuTT face-busting scale.
Duration : One big snap and you'll feel it close to 3 hours.
Use : Bedtime unless you don't have shit to but scratch your ass and watch a good flick.
Munchies? : yes hardcore gutbusting muchies
-----------------------------------------------------
CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
plastics (x) - glues (x)
SWEET
apple/guava hard candy (x)
SPICY
woody (x) - incense (x)
chocolate (x)
MUSKY
skunky (xxx) <--Like bad indian food farts.
The seductive White Guava, A cross from Top Dawg that consists of the mamma plant being the Guava Diesel and the Dad being the White Hashplant. As far as I know only ten packs of this was released to the public like a year and a half ago. Feel very fortunate to snag one of those at that time. So big thanks to J.J. and Logic!
I popped 5 beans; 4 boys 1 special girl. That one female turned out to be the best plant out of all the stuff popped In the Strawberry mango test thread. Simply put, this is some amazing smoke, utterly narcotic and stinks like a mother-fucker!
The two nugs pictured, I had in my pocket in a baggie when I went to get some groceries from safeway. Man did I stink up that place! I walked by one older lady and she straight up said "PU!!!" I laughed to myself and went on my way. The smell is unreal. It's like a candy glazed butthole of incense and krazy glue. Very pungent odor while growing, drying and sitting in it's cured state.
No let downs after getting a taste here either. The smoke from this herb is thick, meaty and rich. Such a awesome blend of flavors too. I get the dawg kick with this amazing spiced apple/incense taste on the exhale. That flavor sits slightly backseat to the overwhelming stench this herb holds at it's base.
The high comes on pretty fast... It creeps but doesn't if ya know what I mean. This particular pheno is a mega indica. I don't say this lightly. This stuff will slow down the Flash and make him go nigh nigh. I get the most ridiculous munchies from this stuff and at the same time this is so good for pain and sleep. Long lasting high to boot. Great Great meds.
Best part is this plant is really getting dialed. This strain just broke the testing companies THC record at 23.74%! Gotta love that.
Confirmed Beast!
This can be found at San Jose Patients Group. If there's any left lol. Either way they have a bunch of amazing stuff curing right now from The Tre Star dawg, 91DUD, KQxDUD, Guava Dawg and some Motorbreath seeds I popped a while back. Out of that bunch all of it is heavy hitting dank. But Guava Dawg number 5 is so fricken nice... I'll save it for the report. SJPG is a nice little family owned dispensary right down the street from the shark tank. They specialize in concentrates and rarer strains. I'll make note when It goes on the shelf for anyone close. :)
Sry bout the hair in the pic... Can't redo it cause I smoked the weed. :)
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