Hi, I can hate on your favorite product if you'd like. I've never used any of the products, so I think that makes me perfectly qualified.
Man, I heard that
Aptus sucks, and only jerks use it in their gardens. It's made from the blood of starving ethiopian children, and is really just overpriced cotton candy mixed with a little dirt and water with a bottle with a fancy label.
Looooooooollll I love you !
Does that work? Was there enough hate? I can edit the post to include more hate if you'd like. I hate to see you missing out on all the hate.
outwest
p.s. - I can I borrow one of your bio-waves?