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Umpa lumpa small ? :)
There's a difference between small and short you illiterate cunt ;)
Umpa lumpa small ? :)
Lol u wanna explain that u clever twat :)There's a difference between small and short you illiterate cunt ;)
Jeeeez its like an explosion in a bigot factory here! The correct terminoligy I believe is "vertically challenged"! But tread carefully they can be feisty lil fuckers, Hitler, Napoleon.....Thats not counting the 2 little stumpy arsed cunts that have fucked me over in my life. But guys lets stay within the realms of being pc! :)Lol u wanna explain that u clever twat :)
What the hell r u talkin about?Fuckers keep deleting a post I made from the Jeremy Kyle facebook page this morning...Unluckily for them I had already copied and emailed it to myself. So all morning they delete I repost.....All I said was.......
The first woman on the show was blatantly lying, why would you go and repeatedly get sti tests with no evidence your partner is cheating! She was blatantly the metaphorical secondhand dartboard! Looking at her I can only guess that all the male attention she gets according to her partner is cos they drink in the bar in the first star wars movie! Those chunky legs with those supposed to be sexy leggins things was making me feel really queasy. I bet her lady bits were well battered too like a kebab that had been smashed against a wall! Eeeeewwwwww
Whats wrong with that? I didnt swear once!!!!
PS apologies if thats anyones here wife! :cry:
Lol, its a show thats on telly in the uk.....I posted a review of their first guests on todays show as posted in my previous msg here and the fuckers keep deleting it! Thats all! :)What the hell r u talkin about?
Got a link?Lol, its a show thats on telly in the uk.....I posted a review of their first guests on todays show as posted in my previous msg here and the fuckers keep deleting it! Thats all! :)
Facebook? Wtf am i gonna do w that?They have vid links to clips down their timeline....... https://www.facebook.com/Jeremykyle/
Lol, me neither only a fake profile for the occasional troll on that page i sent......try this selection https://m.youtube.com/results?q=jeremy kyle&sm=3 I warn u though right load of ol bollox, car crash tv!Facebook? Wtf am i gonna do w that?
I aint no fuckin Facebook. .....Jesus Christ!!!
I didn't realise you have a driver a midrange and and putter shits pretty full.on huh I can't wait to have a blast
Now ur gonna have a driver a mid-range and a putter hahaI didn't realise you have a driver a midrange and and putter shits pretty full.on huh I can't wait to have a blast
Fuckers keep deleting a post I made from the Jeremy Kyle facebook page this morning...Unluckily for them I had already copied and emailed it to myself. So all morning they delete I repost.....All I said was.......
The first woman on the show was blatantly lying, why would you go and repeatedly get sti tests with no evidence your partner is cheating! She was blatantly the metaphorical secondhand dartboard! Looking at her I can only guess that all the male attention she gets according to her partner is cos they drink in the bar in the first star wars movie! Those chunky legs with those supposed to be sexy leggins things was making me feel really queasy. I bet her lady bits were well battered too like a kebab that had been smashed against a wall! Eeeeewwwwww
Whats wrong with that? I didnt swear once!!!!
PS apologies if thats anyones here wife! :cry:
LMAO! :cry::cry::cry:
You really cant beat a good Vag/food comparisom! :D
Lol there never too impressed when I ask em to show me there kebab :)You really cant beat a good Vag/food comparisom! :D
Yeeeaaaahhhhh thanks a lot man gonna be fun seeing how far I can hurl that driver cheers brotherNow ur gonna have a driver a mid-range and a putter haha
Have u looked for some where to do it or are u just guna go and terrorise the local golf coarse :)Yeeeaaaahhhhh thanks a lot man gonna be fun seeing how far I can hurl that driver cheers brother
Its gonna take some practice and u might wanna get a distance driver. The one in the kit i got ya is a fairway driver so not gonna go quite as fair but its real good for learning with. I recommend a Valkyrie for a distance driver. Not only is it good for beginners but last time i checked the world record for distance was set w one.....Yeeeaaaahhhhh thanks a lot man gonna be fun seeing how far I can hurl that driver cheers brother