A small town reporter was looking for a human interest story to fill a column in the local paper. He decided to interview the oldest living man in town. He asked the old man if he could tell him a story about the most fun he'd had since he lived there.
The old man said, "Well, once one of the farmer's goats got out of the pen and got lost, so all the men in town got together and searched through the woods and fields 'til we found it. Then we all took turns having sex with it. That was a good time."
The reporter said, "That's not really the kind of thing I was looking to put in print. Can you name another time?"
The old man though for a minute and said, "Well, one time a teenage girl got lost in the woods, so all the men folk got together and searched 'til we found her, and then we all took turns having sex with her."
The reporter gasped and said, "That's not going to work, either. How about you tell me of the worst time you ever had living here."
The old man's face went into a frown and he said, "Well, one time I got lost in the woods........"