No it's not me. But I use a lot of Nate's organics in my outdoor.
I started with a cutting of wild grass. You can just as easily do this with lawn clippings in a 20L bucket. Filled a 55 gal drum 3/4 full of wild grass and fresh cut alfalfa. 2 nice scoops of 2 year old compost. Added 2x20L buckets of Microbial solution and topped the barrel off with rain...
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Any chance you could buy a few bags of compost at the hardware store or garden center?
If you want to make teas you need the basic ingredients a few buckets and someplace to store stuff.
Otherwise are you open to growing with a simple synthetic fertilizer?
I grow real nice organics in the summer time and straight synthetic indoors with great results.