Bud Goodman's Perpetual Thread of Perpetually Good Buds, Man.

[Hortulanus]

You always smoke with asses that never bring their own? Me too.

 

[BudGoodman]

You always smoke with asses that never bring their own? Me too.

Dude... You have no idea.
Have to put up over twenty tons of grass every season for that guy and his brethren.

 

[sambapati]

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Smart to write everything down because we forgot 4 get dont remember who did what

 

[Frankster]

"Puff, Puff, Pass, Jackass."
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I once rode one of these bareback when I was about 14, maybe 15 years old. My friends had dozens of these god forsaken creatures, out in the Ozarks. We would get drunk and stoned and try to ride them. He had an awnry disposition and didn't like to be mounted, so he would take me though the briars. bite me, buck me off, kick at me, try and stomp me, run me though low laying branches and finally took me to the top of a hillside and threw me off into the thicket. Every time, the same exact treatment.

Didn't matter if I was mean or nice to him, if I was mean, he would just get meaner.
They call them jackass for a reason. They need cannabis.

 

[dire wolf]

BUD GOODMAN

Is that bud, good man?
Yes this is bud, good man.
Is that bud good, man?
This is Bud Goodman,
Of course the bud’s good, man.
Bud, Bud, he’s our man,
Yeah man he’s Bud Goodman.

a short poem by Hort

A super hero theme song , a poem .......
What's next ?

 

[Hortulanus]

A super hero theme song , a poem .......
What's next ?

A Bud Goodman movie franchise

 

[dire wolf]

Where's the premier showing ....oh , I have an idea
URANUS

 

[BudGoodman]

Smart to write everything down because we forgot 4 get dont remember who did what

And has nothing to do with what we're harvesting.
I've used this thread to go back and check when I did what as well.

 

[BudGoodman]

I once rode one of these bareback when I was about 14, maybe 15 years old. My friends had dozens of these god forsaken creatures, out in the Ozarks. We would get drunk and stoned and try to ride them. He had an awnry disposition and didn't like to be mounted, so he would take me though the briars. bite me, buck me off, kick at me, try and stomp me, run me though low laying branches and finally took me to the top of a hillside and threw me off into the thicket. Every time, the same exact treatment.

Didn't matter if I was mean or nice to him, if I was mean, he would just get meaner.
They call them jackass for a reason. They need cannabis.

That's a Quarter Horse...
I'm the Jackass.
He hates when I smoke... All of our geldings do. The mares, however, love it and come running in for a little contact buzz... Mrs. Goodman would kick my ass if I actually blew a hit in their direction.

 

[BudGoodman]

 

[Frankster]

That's a Quarter Horse...
I'm the Jackass.
He hates when I smoke... All of our geldings do. The mares, however, love it and come running in for a little contact buzz... Mrs. Goodman would kick my ass if I actually blew a hit in their direction.

LOL, that's funny. (don't let her see that post) Must be the camera angle. Looked sorta like he has a big head and short legs, but I just took the jackass part at face value. I can see it now by the looks of his mane. This is the kind of beast I was attempting to ride, all those years ago. That quarter horse would have killed me, or more likely acted like a normal horse. Actually tame.

These little guys are like Satans spawn. I think the were mules.

We had cows, pigs and chickens, dogs, cats when I was a kid, but never any horse type animals, (my parents were about money and food) so I'm not very familiar with them. My dad and uncle have a very bad history with horses, actually. Especially quarter horses. He got sent to prison for selling them to the dog food slaughterhouse, (In Missouri) and was sent to Vietnam behind that crime. He was also selling stolen cows to Italian deli's in Kansas City.

 

[BudGoodman]

LOL, that's funny. (don't let her see that post) Must be the camera angle. Looked sorta like he has a big head and short legs, but I just took the jackass part at face value. I can see it now by the looks of his mane. This is the kind of beast I was attempting to ride, all those years ago. That quarter horse would have killed me, or more likely acted like a normal horse. Actually tame.

These little guys are like Satans spawn. I think the were mules.

We had cows, pigs and chickens, dogs, cats when I was a kid, but never any horse type animals, (my parents were about money and food) so I'm not very familiar with them. My dad and uncle have a very bad history with horses, actually. Especially quarter horses. He got sent to prison for selling them to the dog food slaughterhouse, (In Missouri) and was sent to Vietnam behind that crime. He was also selling stolen cows to Italian deli's in Kansas City.

Well... Besides being an awkward pic... That one is a bit of an ass.

 

[BudGoodman]

 

[Milson]

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Been working on a joke with first dates, prepared cheese product, and condoms, but i just can't quite shuffle the pieces.

 

[MIMedGrower]

Been working on a joke with first dates, prepared cheese product, and condoms, but i just can't quite shuffle the pieces.

well if he had panned left some in the pic you could say something about your individually wrapped spicy jalapeño.

 

[BudGoodman]

Been working on a joke with first dates, prepared cheese product, and condoms, but i just can't quite shuffle the pieces.

Joke?... I've seen Tinder.

 

[dire wolf]

No .... It's the title of buds new action movie

 

[BudGoodman]

 

[BudGoodman]

Skunk 1, #6

Skunk 1, #2

 

[Hortulanus]

How do the skunk 1s smell, Bud? Good, man?