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Thanks for my first laugh of the day! Old Hen got a giggle, too.Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?"
She explained, “The egg timer's broken."
I try not to patronize McDonald's very much. Their fries and burgers suck anymore, not to mention that the company is blatantly racist. Type 365black.com into your browser. Can you imagine what the outrage would be if Burger King did the same with 365white?
I try not to patronize McDonald's very much. Their fries and burgers suck anymore, not to mention that the company is blatantly racist. Type 365black.com into your browser. Can you imagine what the outrage would be if Burger King did the same with 365white?
I wish i was too!Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.View attachment 681522
BAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA
Trump: Obama Tapped my shit.. I have proof!! Court Turned him Down!!!
FBI: No Obama didn't tap his phones, Trumps full of shit.
Trump: Really everyone should be focused on all that Classified information that was leaked not my Tweets and how im a lying sack of shit and will say anything and everything that comes into my mind like a toddler throwing a tempurtantrum.
FBI: Yeah we have no comment on the toddlers tweets, We just gonna ya know investigate his ties to russia now.
So glad we didn't elect that Liar hillary tho!
Yoop, I'm gonna add a sippy cup to her nerf suit order!
It was the Boogie man!!!! ;)
No wait..
The easter bunny did it!
Seriously tho, There all fucking lying sacks of shit and were all fucked regardless.
Which is why i smoke so much weed :D
Side note..
I hate china.
Thank you for the kind words. Just finding it hard to do the right/kind thing. Could not imagine the loss of a child. Just feel like he could/should have been stopped.@GoldNBoy, Sorry to hear of such a tragedy to happen so close to you. Kinda sounds like you`re between that rock and a hard place. No good outcomes, only sorrows. Be strong for those around you.
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