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so the poolman's kid, who has become the poolman, with none of the experience, a 28%, no call, no show, ratio... a history, of crookin me... has informed me the pump's good. said the flapper to the ummm... surface, filter, got stuck. re: the excess, burping.
would now, be a good time, to raise my hand?
seen the 2 drains, below?
y the f!!! did u go from 90°, on the valve, originally, lookin at me, like ur waiting for me, to say something, when u know i either dunno Richard jr, about the subject n even if i did... we'd b havin an entirely, diff discussion, about that 50/50, h.e., shiny, new pump, that pays for itself?!
so then, the burping... know y the subsurface, vacuums, were off? cause the fargon, stoner, turned it 90° the other way! now..., I'm no poolman, jr... , but if i had to guess, where he set it, today... sigh... yep... we'd b pump, shoppin, amzn.
u know... the last time... besides the 18mo, of double, dippin... the poolman, said the filter, needed service. no... cartridges; not sand. so then, the poolman's kid, does it... leaves the springs, off... my pallet, stayed, where he left it...
ummm... u wanna talk about the springs
bet ur ass, ur on ur way...
kid does bare minimum, splits n pallet is still, not where he found it.
next time, kid says- cartridges, needs replaced...
what's that gonna run me, with ur 3% discount u temp with and your 40%, markup?

amzn... cartridges? 40% less?
click...

fine... installed... i would lay a finger on it. poolman, torques the shyt out of it; I'd break it.
torque wrench? y would i?
fine... done...
uhhh- spare...?
ummm... u know that hoola hoop, i was twirlin?
fuk u...
well... ummm... needs replaced...
fine... just fukn do it...

poolman... hey, man... (head)... what's up with those cartridges?

I'm drying them out, so i can ram them uo your ass.

oh... no... don't do that... dood (head), those look great! a lil scale remover, and you're golden!

fuk you.

you should save those, for 4yrs, from now... just dry them up and seal em so they don't rot.

you're fucking me.
thank you.

yeah, man... (head)... no problem... anytime.

fuck you.


and then the kid, disables the autofill n turns on the hose... as we've leaving, for cali.

fuck you.




so now that I'm sure he dried the seals out, cutting off, both vacuums...

ummmm... mr sc... (head)... u know those seals?

fuck you.

u mean your hoola hoop?

huh (head)?

fuck you.

oh... no... that's your xmas bonus to me, this comin...

fuck you.

no... the ones, with the ribbed, collars...

go fuck yourself

oh and... you're due for another filter service

f........y..... you muthr fffff!!!

thank you. and when would u prefer to no call, no show, for that?

huh (head)?

i said fufufufuck you

oh, just whenever you'd like me to fuck you
again

thank you
I'll try to remember
FUCK YOU!!!
More 4 letter correctly spelled words than I’ve ever read from ya?! Does she work now?
 
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pov
when wealthy people spend frivolously
poorer people do better
it trickles downhill
those people have to live behind walls

prisons

and they walk through flaming lines
they have to live behind

for people just like we

isn't that something

-the winslow boy

ser Robert
 
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mosh... the filter hummz away for today n that's good enough, for me
i cannot stress over the unknown
too much unknowns,
already.

but i know y u asked n thank u.what do we know, bout amans inlaw? g is listened to by godz and prays for people she has never met... seems to have a knack for it. he doin better? and aman? it's an uncomfortable chair they give you; blue and orange, pleather. least mine laid flat. men don't leave. reel men... don't leave.
i didn't misspell anything. duke, was an angler and accomplice to murder. he was human and i still love the man... who is now dead. i spread his ashes, with the family who abandoned me, at elk falls in Campbell river... the season was very cold... it was fall... logging roads were soft... u could smell the rh in the o2cocktail.
there's still some coffee left
i was ridden out of my low cut black, gold, twisted, laced docs that were a gift from xxx when i was incarcerated and wishing on starz, whie spilling nutty buddy peanuts, on my carhartt, riding through a county, so thick with trees and horses don't care as long as they fit... pine n mable smelling, eagle saddled trees, on the wind, billowing up my senses, while majestic eagles, bigger than they appear in a rearview mirror, crush notches into branches, with their mighty, razor claws... and u get to see everything twice because it is surrounded by nutrients, long beaches and orcas, in straight jackets, dynamiting mighty stons of granite, against lapping, rippling shores and swimming logs tugged by heart string and inner conflict but beauty resides, nevertheless in prides and prejudices, on quadra island, with fairies and hippies a stick and stonerz throw, across the way

-zealots
infidels
Africans
humans
safeways of sand
and princes out back
with giant hearts
and no overtime

don't b blind
 
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gods got a sick sense of humor
i grow for love
i know what i owe and i have spent that
i had to justify it to my family so they wouldn't worry- i bet the farm to help people i didn't know
before i knew y

i thought i could recoup it all
i told them i could

someone who has stood behind me my entire life
likes a shiny vat
we never discussed its disposition
in future, unknown, circumstance
"i didn't know I'd b doin this, for charity and i need it shipped. douched n shipped"...

uhhh... i think he took offense. it's text. it wasn't about free pot for a friend with cancer genetics... i meant- i don't take a penny. i... nananeed to call him. he means the whirrled to mes.
 
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coffee more

cigarette

ummm
ummm

shyt works
decarb more
order iso
order whatever size caps as last time
check dry ice
chores
sigh... figure out size issues of tommorrowland
 
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fuk! make more coffee... clean microwave
apologize about the fav glass
and chocolates
 
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and when i wanted to comprehend how the duke worked
i have no filter
i asked him the differences
between carpenter's and josephs
and woodworkers
and while he was complicit
he lived his whole life this way
he lost his best friend
stealing a sesna
because constable cockeyes was chasing
2 humanz
too crazy
canadians
and when i god a 70° ligament tare
he taught me sanding boats
sucks ash
and if ur going to bother to do a job
do it well
to support his daughter
and wife through clear cell uterine cancer
steaming rice and vegetables
on 2 cabin helicopter tonda 2's
and electrical conduit can b vacuumed through metal name for type pipe
under larry the gay pilot's mansion
because carpenters use nails
and woodworkers
don't
 
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what a pleasant, surprise.
dry ice sublimates
it is sublime
dead
it's for people i love
so i took care of it
properly
and gods
always watching
 
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shyt
32psi about to call
town
32psi
chores not started
rubber cap
don't forget
use with both forms
in nova
 
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do not ask me about my roofing friend
i made a commitment
to ltr
and a river runs through
a very private
good man
and his pup
 
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oops... already... next rotation... the tallest og... i thought she looked like
someone else!! f!
 
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ltr saved the pup's coaalr)

interesting sound...
listen...
when u lose track...
in fear...

feeling overwhelmed...

u may hear beautiful sounds you've never head before

flooding your aero pump...

well... i panicked...

starting with oopses

regardless of knowing better

we goin find out how flowering tanks, respond to flawless panic
and not wanting to sully empty guffs
for water that follows... let us c, if we can take something good, from questionable Choices and bad situations driven by guilt and all things that kill
 
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