Moshmen
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My great uncle ran Kellogg’s in Battle Creek for about 10 years back in the late 70’s- early 80’s got to try everything before it hit the shelves! Try telling your 10 yr old friends you just ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch that no one has seen yet! Yep we were the test subjectsso as i make coffee
to give her a break
in my bid to end each day
with at least a bj
i am reminded of some
unpleasantness
and i would feel remiss if
i said nothing
looking at my best
magnetic measuring 1/3 cup
knowing just how many times
i will now have to scoop
and I'm thinkin
well if she was gonna bother
to take kitchen utinsell (sp?) revenge
y not use the big one (1 cup)
so i could save her life
not having to scoop, but once
and it occurred after a
lifetime of having it drilled
into my head
the we learn nothing
from a raisin bran jingle
i mean is it an excavator
ur usin
or a coke spoon
and before i forget
kellogg's
i hated both scoops
man....
i hated both scoops
raisins aren't for EVERYONE
and there is never enough cocaine
so y bother buying
y bother trying
fuck u kellogg's
fuck you
do u have any idea
how much life i wasted
pullin raisins, like
jonesing spaced cocaine
from a cereal y'all fucking ruined
-coffee's ready
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