so as i make coffee
to give her a break
in my bid to end each day
with at least a bj
i am reminded of some
unpleasantness
and i would feel remiss if
i said nothing
looking at my best
magnetic measuring 1/3 cup
knowing just how many times
i will now have to scoop
and I'm thinkin
well if she was gonna bother
to take kitchen utinsell (sp?) revenge
y not use the big one (1 cup)
so i could save her life
not having to scoop, but once
and it occurred after a
lifetime of having it drilled
into my head
the we learn nothing
from a raisin bran jingle
i mean is it an excavator
ur usin
or a coke spoon
and before i forget
kellogg's
i hated both scoops
man....
i hated both scoops
raisins aren't for EVERYONE
and there is never enough cocaine
so y bother buying
y bother trying
fuck u kellogg's
fuck you
do u have any idea
how much life i wasted
pullin raisins, like
jonesing spaced cocaine
from a cereal y'all fucking ruined
-coffee's ready