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did i write

in the night

or did i dream it all

lemme look out the window

turn on the news

sheeeeeiiiiit

i must b dreaming

it's time to wake up

I'm trying to think of

that would be ok to write about

from yesterday

we'll begin with

this

but remember

I'm about to fuck you

 

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sorry...

wrong pics

i meant to post the one

where I'm being offered an opportunity

to hold

touch

feel the mass

only 15

known to exist

impressive

isn't it

how many

lemme c

90.000$

hmmm.... thought i heard more

like

$4,000,000

or something like that

impressive, though, isn't it

 

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i guess the eagle somethings, matter

took video

i guess i could ss

 

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why would it matter

 

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she's bare handing it

it's an illusion

man it's just round pegs and round holes

i believe she was testing me

and you just got fucked

 

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asked Larry the roofer

if he was interested

of course the old bastard was an arms

length from some spot price thing

and book or magazine

means riot is giving him moonie eyes

at his table

with his 2,000 lb paw

on larry's sore knee

i bet the sunrise is gorgeous

from his balcony

right now

and i bet if i were standing there

smoking a nonmarlboro

i would see my breaths

between filtered

exhaust

want to come

it's chilly

grab your carhartts

ever hold your breath

and pop your lips

like this (jamaican accent

the little mermaid)

put your dropleted index finger

over your ruby red lips

blow

with pressure

blow

do not let your breath

pass your lips

blow

thirty seconds

then

gently part your moist lips

dropleted lips

sorry

it's not like I'm thinking of ginger's lips

pervert

she'd be standing right beside me

on the balcony

after all

perverts

anyway

as if you'd just french inhaled

and gently allow

the saturated gasses behind your teeth

depart

slowly

depart

smell his eucalyptus

smell the ionized air

feel the high humidity

from the moisture in the desert

after a midnight rain

pretty sunrise

over the mountains to the east

isn't it

yes

a lovely spring day

in the Arizona desert

 

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it was poison ivy's something professor

who encouraged me to write more descriptively

of course i never met the prof

i was simply proofing another whatever class paper

in between philosophy books

and the allegory of the cave

after dinners at heroes

in Fullerton

California

good people

let you split ol 76

if you're a cheap son of a bitch

their growler

holds a decent amount of corona...s....

and gobless cal state Fullerton

omg and chomp and that British pub

with pimm's #2

tea time

AND STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING

N
A
P
A
L
M

WOW

 

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ohhhh that cool... sweet... smoothe... heavy... heavy cream

over that steaming hot

pile of oatmeal lookin jailhouse, baseball, oatmeal

omg

it is that fucking good

i don't not care what it costs

fucking

worth

it

worth it!

 

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funny

he didn't even want the coin

for ten

if I'm not mistaken

i thought i heard him bitch about 18$
an oz

fairly recently

cheap son of a bitch

i bet it is silver

coulda made ol crabby patty

eight bucks

god dam him and that fucking wing window

 

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well

at least i have a cool [meaning priceless]

story

for you

I'd actually gone to leslie the lesbians

because i checked on who i thought was

the hair girl

turns out the hair girl is the egg girl

who is the absinthe girl

and the egg girl is not the hair girl

my bad

so

leslie the lesbian

makes a very comfortable living

the number of zeros

is not important

suffice to say

she makes about 9x

my best year

does it matter

she's one of four

plus

four more

and she calls me

friend

maybe seen her a handful of times

in the last 30some

years

and bitch

you haven't aged a day

I'd still do ya

lesbian

she probably looks

like some smokin hot

crazy bitch

you went to school with

and got high with

and slashed your tires

i think she hid that she recently lost

someone with

brown eyes

or will

sooner

than later

now

sorry, leslie

I'm so so sorry

so her truck is wrecked

cause she hasn't changed a bit

her house

is going to shit

main pipes

kitchen sink undercupbord

missing doory

the exact same tile

and grout

i picked out in a design center

20some years ago

missing huge swathes

OMG

AND SHE HAS A FUCKING POOL TABLE!!!

and she likes corona

empty bottles everywhere

and none

for her guests

she canceled the rent on her tennants

told her employees

you have to go

you have to

think that didn't hurt

she will eat all of this

think i could stand to see my lovely little

AYSO leslie, 13yr old...

suffer so

so the cat returned

and heard many stories

her home looks this way

because if it didn't

she'd have a gaping hole

in her kitchen ceiling

and a veteran family

might go hungry

omg

isn't it the most beautiful

palace you have ever been invited

to share a corona in

and as i would not dare enter further

murderer

incognito

i got to watch lesbian Cinderella

floating down that stairway

to a heavenly ball

in some thrashed up

dikey bluejeans

and secksy heels

mmmmboy


yeeeeaaaheees ma'am

to recline

spread eagle

like a dood

on a pet wrecked

1500 threadcount

flat sheet

frence doors

argon glass

i mean my leslie the lesbian

knows quality

but some veterans

our heroes

could use some eggs

and i may know a lesbian

who absolutely and entirely

encapsulates my dropleted breath

and my tiny tiny

heart

 

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I'm going to read that one

i am actually going to read that

right now

 

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spin it for leslie

she's got me beat

she checks many boxes

every day

for you

leslie

for you

 

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that bottle of absinthe

i misspoke

bitch gave it away to her buddy for free

as i said

point of view

i was mistaken

i misspoke

she neither received $100

for it

nor gave it to an egg lady

well

she
did

but as i say

i misspoke

the egg buddy

has given 250 eggs away

freely

to poor

forgotten

left behind

veterans

longer than i know

how much did i get for that blackout

again

hmmm

infinity

yeahhhhh

help a stranger

now imagine they're brown

the eggs

not the veterans and strangers

we cannot afford bigotry

 

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while politicians
don't struggle to breathe with perfect haircuts n colors

can you

are you a stylist

intern

these people are tipped jobs

and we're about to fuck you

hard

hard

hard

I'm soooo so sorry

i can't watch

the hair gal

has had to close shop

good thing she has friends who share czech absinthe

 

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they're inspiring

aren't they

strong

women

egg lady

leslie

dod

cat

sweetsue

mothers

sisters

daughters

people

inspiring

aren't they

we

 

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do u feel it

when u read it

when i said strong
did you clench your jaws ans raised
clenched fist

metoo

me
t
o
o

me too

 

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and I'm worried about ecoli and second rounds

instead of the wave of human nature

husbands breathing on wives

assassinations by presidents, shaking hands

rampant

human nature

rampant greed

power over fear

it's just a story

a fiction

humans would never

 

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hmmm... work and make less

ohhh with easter

why is an important day

is trump a religious man

an important date to him

says a little red man

 

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would you know if an airborne vehicle

dropped droplets

would we notice

like a pestice and jet company

 

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bet it pays good