current season

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ahhh

home

trump

yay

put hope

in one

hand

shit
n
the other

do they pay the news

i heard him use that claus, yesterday morning... "i hope"

so when anything that person

most in the know

fails

"oops... well i hoped real hard"...

which fills first

what an asshole

now the news is drilling

"hope hope hope"

"bullshit bullshit bullshit"

 

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I'd rather watch green juice

bang his boyfriend, commercial

politicians make my head hurt

I'm going to go spank the monkey

get more out of my time

feels good

maybe wink at g

fuck

lock the dog out

if

i can get it up

after smelling such a steaming

pile

of shit

 

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first fuckin hint it could spike again

god i wish vegas were open

what about norms?

 

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hospital

open ceilings

web cam amateur porn

lawsuits

ny

 

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they call it amateur

for a reason

don't waste your time

but we'll help ya make one :D

 

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-g
want me to draw you a bath

-sc
nope. finish some grapefruit
gonna jerk off
and go to sleep

-g
spare!

-sc
what?
i know your ass is still sore

-g
spare!

-sc
look

you asked me a question
i know your ass is still sore
it's not like i asked ya for a blow job
and we know that ain't sore
so... thank you
I'm just going to eat, jack it and honk shoe

-g
spare...
[mighta been tappin a foot... possibly, glaring]

-sc
soooo
honestly isn't necessarily
the best policy

-g
[tehehe]
spaaaarrrre....

-sc
[liplock]

putty...

might get the bj, afterall

 

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ooooo

that fucking weinerdog

 

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please

called to serve

i hauled disinfectant and toilet paper, for years and i had a kid, too... and i get paid to get blown, too

yeah, when the girls, cb catcalled, i answered, too.
$20... and a lil sparechange pop

that's newsworthy, why?

cause the money is good.

haulin defrostin corpses, yet, crash?

please

not necessarily

shoot a cat out of a tree

newsworthy

THE COMMENTS MAD BY A MADMAN, IN NO WAY REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF THE BATSHITFARM, NOR DO WE DENY

AND KIDS: DON'T B RETARDED
NO SHOOTING CATS OUT OF TREES

 

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I'm going to kill that fucking weinerdog

urgh g makes me hot

[pellet breach barrel, clicks]
-sc
"yesss who's a good puppy..."..
FUCK!
only me...
knee, right into
a boobytrap
what kind of animal, had to decay
to create such a mass of wicked, evil!
stUPID DOG!
it ain't a theory
they're in league, together!
i feel violated
not right
not cool
fuck!

 

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ahhh
sheeee's taking a bath

diesel
might b late to work

ahhh... the call of the macmanj!

 

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ok, fellas... comb my hair...
fuck! no hair!
shave...
fuck! she's calling imminent domain!
I'm out. any tips, fellas?
nm... your tickets are all punched
I'm thinkin corona... cigarette... mmmm

 

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judges

apricot
fruit rollup?

been 30some yrs

fingerroll

gorge

I'm thinkin slurp

my bad

that sounds inappropriate

no, but do u guys slurp it off,

shit

suck it...

f!

nm.

how

what's the right way
to eat a fruit rollup

and would having the munchies alter that opinion

AND

if it's the last and only one

i rarely eat kwrap

man

i got the munchies

something

fierce

 

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nm...

i got an idea...

she's taking a bath...


mmmm

[a song may be heard through his noggin, "who let tha dawwgs out woof grrrrererrrar"...]

 

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string cheese?

honey powder... feather...

good call.

corn powder
baking soda

falls nicely

over the curvature of the spine

can b smoothed around

but the initial wrist off the lip of the box

waaaait... im high?

I'm high

EVERYONE sounds sensual to me

ahhh amnesia

oh oh

best of both worlds!
cake and eat it, awwwweee come on!

nm

 

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look how that sign language chick, works her fingertips... mmmmm...

bad bad bad... no! bad!

 

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ok but if someone it signing for me

i might say some fucked up shit

let's begin with the obvious

masterbation

second

digging in my ass

third
picking my nose

fourth
scratching my hairy
pair

last, but definitely not least

why yes, i swallow

when i inhale pot

i mean how the fuck would they do sign language for this

like

do you go both ways

colonel Angus

i mean do people actually heckle a sign language guy?!

 

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he's like a white obama


I'm so unhorny
now

wait wait

baby, can u screenshot the sign chick
the next time her cheeks go blowfish an it looks like a keg chug competition? stop! there... nm... yeah- shake weight- that'll do.

 

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ive seen better looking corpses
than the dood

 

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we are not going to talk about this

swear

is it legal to have a weinerrug?

she beat me

I'm exhausted

fuck it

im old

the road to hell

was paved

with good intentions

 

[dire wolf]

Hey Weiner , ever eat a papaya king hot dog ?