current season

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g made a cool, wrong kinda, better than nothin, marketable mask, out of a bandana n hair bands. i prefer the 80s, kind, but that means, if she found it on YouTube: runs on hairbands... b a step ahead, at least. use em? lives in hair... wanna keep ur hair up? up dews r super secksy n the shinyenyang, or whatever, prolly outta style. i seen g watch grass
grow, to keep educated, with comin trends. I'm thinkin short cuts n updews r long on the horizon. need hair bands? go fetch. i might look into elastic companies... what's it made of... think ur investments through, seed to plumbing... to dump... to methane... think your choices, through, alpha to omega.

 

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fuk... hanging weed
forgot
take measuring cups

not scale

 

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now

 

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it could

truly b said

music

nun worth mentioning

that i just got pulled over

by

THE FUZZ

 

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2 cops

and i told them a story

 

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about

RICK

SIMPSON

people

we need to realize

cops

are humans

too

these people

have families

just

like

we

 

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these people

and yes

they know what I'm on

and what i do

and what's likely

in

my

car

 

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these people

risk their lives

on our roads

in our homes

every

single

second we breathe

and trust me

they don't do it

for the money

 

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they r heroes

yes

even u badge heavy

sean penn

noobs

ur young

it's ur life

man

ma'am

seventy grand... if they're lucky

know how i dunno

it doesn't matter

besides most of my family r THE MAN

 

[1diesel1]

they r heroes

yes

even u badge heavy

sean penn

noobs

ur young

it's ur life

man

ma'am

seventy grand... if they're lucky

know how i dunno

it doesn't matter

besides most of my family r THE MAN

Hay man check out my bro!!
He freakin rocks!!

 

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these people

are service patrol

I'm sizing them up... cause i truly didn't know...

they're of death burn pit age man

yup



now I'd stopped to actually help a beaner family
probably illegals
or anchor babes, themselves

really nice folks

smokin hot wifey

two beautiful young gardeners, prolly

10 & 14

kid could pass for Jewish

this family is clearly, well educated

trailer tire came apart

and one thought

bet they could use a lil help

and a lil sparechange

i know a tire guy

they're a mile from chloride

if i need heavy equipment

one phone call

ten minutes

remember matt n amber...

helpin with this trailer issue

diesel mech

tire shop... no problem

done

well, guy's bro will handle it

done

cops

u need anything

your families

fuzz

ANY

FUCKING

TIME

I'm sure they got my plate

they're not stupid

anyway,

they're grey bushes

easily past full,

union RETIREMENT

how the fuck these ol bastards found each other, east coast
west coast

they're volun fucking teers

that's right

not a penny to help this beaner

family of strawberry pickers

PEOPLE

WE CANNOT AFFORD BIGOTRY

YOUR FUZZ, R RISKING THEIR LIVES

FOR

FUCKING

STRANGERS

THINK SHORTY ISN'T HURTING

i know his east coast brothers are sick at 70% because a ducey buddy tol me so

think they don't know

they essentially have a 30%
oh man

i have the chills

they know they have a 30% chance of survival

they know they don't have ventilators waiting

no secret helicopter code

nothing

in

return

man

chills

how are we not inspired

hey fellas

pull me over

u need anything

i might know a guy



cops don't always appreciate people stopping to help

more often than not

sparechangers

get

in

the way

and compound the problem

b mindful

they're watching

they're diesels behind our curtains

i used code

trailers

heavy equipment

bill Hamilton's cows

one call

one

i have the best adventures with fucking cops

the best stories

i prolly picked up their bats

at police n fire games

as a kid

very cool

yes

good people

you fuckers

yes

you
fuzz

y'all inspire me

ok

that's not my shadow moving

-late

 

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don't get me started on the coincidence thing

reminder

2 5/16 trailer ball

diesel's neighbors, enroute breakdown

say hello for me

 

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Hay man check out my bro!!
He freakin rocks!!

that guy's on drugs

 

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Hay man check out my bro!!
He freakin rocks!!

dood... who cuts ur hair, man

cool guy

fuckin potheadz

 

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ok so the southern peeps

didn't need some of the stuff: the perishables

took it to mocha's, mamma and carni whore

they only took what they needed n distributed the rest

dropped off fuel n beer n smokes cause the bitch already passed out, four fucking cartons. i knew she would so... mas smokes. not many. i smoke. now, it is- my brand... no... not marlboros

ummm... left all but one beer

ice cream, salvaged

stopped by blind tailgunner's

no time for a drink

ahh... saved my corona...

took the ic and ummm some yogurt

saw possibly broken down pickup n trailer

problem

rough day

needs bigger trailer ball

smart man

knows his gear

prolly saved some lives, in choosing to

run late n deal with the safety issues, nowhere near a trailer supply... prolly 40mi and over a mountain, away. i know... cause that's where i had to go.. to get exactly his size

and happened to b in my car...

and it's unlikely, I'll use the toys, any time soon.

when I'm having a rough day

nothin like a cold corona

know what

the driver and husband, agreed

they're on way to pac nw... Washington

many a slip

twixt a cup and a lip

they gonna b runnin snow

might have made it

essentially, they stopped for our safety,

at their expense

not on my watch

it's my Ireland

round peg, right size

cheers

i need a beer

 

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they're over 60

doin their best to iso...late

and now that iso is late to the party

they have some, now

many... don't

 

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on the house

at $82&some sparechange

the Hispanic family's tire

our boys, were ready to handle

they're probably illegals

they had an opportunity

to get a free

brand new tire

on us

and no

his bro inlaw

has it handled

they have my number

he's in construction

i might know a guy

but wait

he lives in Phoenix

i know Phoenix

i took a cool gal out for a day on the river

she and her mamma, fucked by ssdi

in pain...

she has my number

i didn't try to fuck her

wanted to

flirted

prolly could've

no challenge

i preferred a friend

she made me smile

g was kicked out

she now tends bar

in Phoenix

if he calls me

I'll b texting a barmaid

who owes me a Colorado river, sized drink

and as i hear it

barmaids

can make or break a man

round hole, fillers

if anyone in Phoenix

might know a guy

it'd b a FEMA bartender

with a fantastic

personality

 

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mosh

i have to verify this

eic

earned

income

credit

that's federal

many volunteer n tipped jobs

have no business filing taxes

your roadies, mosh

one may file taxes, late

however... the file date, was deferred

i.e.

not tardy

for last year

what's the prerequisite for

this gratis, magic cash

filing for 2019

?

many po folk

make less than, or near enough that exempt line n the sand

that's roughly, 10-12k, tax free

encourage ur peeps who saw no need... to file

last time i filed for a below, poverty line, earner... it was something like 1500 they got back from the feds

zero tax, collected, or minimal, at best

they'd get the free ride and a bonus... regardless, of state

I'm awaiting verification

perhaps one of y'all knows?

prolly simple Google, but it can throw me off balance, to do so.

 

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plus i got to see deer from 30yards

cows

a burro

and a bitch

goat

 

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g says condom shortage

c

babies in wartime

told ya people would b home, fuckin

ok shortage=std

remember the glove condom trick

lots of employers handin em out

some lubricants have

nonoxinal9, or whatever

morning after pill will short, then

many option besides condoms

learnthe rhythm method

chix get more viscus, temp goes up

they can get knocked up

during this period

pace yourselves, children