so the poolman's kid, who has become the poolman, with none of the experience, a 28%, no call, no show, ratio... a history, of crookin me... has informed me the pump's good. said the flapper to the ummm... surface, filter, got stuck. re: the excess, burping.
would now, be a good time, to raise my hand?
seen the 2 drains, below?
y the f!!! did u go from 90°, on the valve, originally, lookin at me, like ur waiting for me, to say something, when u know i either dunno Richard jr, about the subject n even if i did... we'd b havin an entirely, diff discussion, about that 50/50, h.e., shiny, new pump, that pays for itself?!
so then, the burping... know y the subsurface, vacuums, were off? cause the fargon, stoner, turned it 90° the other way! now..., I'm no poolman, jr... , but if i had to guess, where he set it, today... sigh... yep... we'd b pump, shoppin, amzn.
u know... the last time... besides the 18mo, of double, dippin... the poolman, said the filter, needed service. no... cartridges; not sand. so then, the poolman's kid, does it... leaves the springs, off... my pallet, stayed, where he left it...
ummm... u wanna talk about the springs
bet ur ass, ur on ur way...
kid does bare minimum, splits n pallet is still, not where he found it.
next time, kid says- cartridges, needs replaced...
what's that gonna run me, with ur 3% discount u temp with and your 40%, markup?
amzn... cartridges? 40% less?
click...
fine... installed... i would lay a finger on it. poolman, torques the shyt out of it; I'd break it.
torque wrench? y would i?
fine... done...
uhhh- spare...?
ummm... u know that hoola hoop, i was twirlin?
fuk u...
well... ummm... needs replaced...
fine... just fukn do it...
poolman... hey, man... (head)... what's up with those cartridges?
I'm drying them out, so i can ram them uo your ass.
oh... no... don't do that... dood (head), those look great! a lil scale remover, and you're golden!
fuk you.
you should save those, for 4yrs, from now... just dry them up and seal em so they don't rot.
you're fucking me.
thank you.
yeah, man... (head)... no problem... anytime.
fuck you.
and then the kid, disables the autofill n turns on the hose... as we've leaving, for cali.
fuck you.
so now that I'm sure he dried the seals out, cutting off, both vacuums...
ummmm... mr sc... (head)... u know those seals?
fuck you.
u mean your hoola hoop?
huh (head)?
fuck you.
oh... no... that's your xmas bonus to me, this comin...
fuck you.
no... the ones, with the ribbed, collars...
go fuck yourself
oh and... you're due for another filter service
f........y..... you muthr fffff!!!
thank you. and when would u prefer to no call, no show, for that?
huh (head)?
i said fufufufuck you
oh, just whenever you'd like me to fuck you
again
thank you
I'll try to remember
FUCK YOU!!!