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gods path

you have got to be fucking kidding me

i knew some delivered
knew about vending machine investment

but not this

 

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funny

the fellow walking

offering something ...

free...

i am not walking...

isn't that something

 

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i don't eat kwrap

 

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oh

man

but half a big fuckin cheeseburger

from carls

the angus size

ol '76

man

i had the munchies

and humans require sustenance

kwrap tastes

lemme just say

i don't eat on the road

g couldn't read the sign

like someone had given her a snotty dragon

drooling

salivating

i ain never seen anything like it

almost lost a finger

over the last crisscut

in the bottom of the bag

bk-baggler...

THAT

GOOD

hey, man (head)

even superman

had kryptonite

 

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diy guys

a stank box

for rolling dirty

odors permeate...


learn what takes longest

dirty cubes

filthy boxes

rollie roller

etc

marketing

 

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joint roller

stay out of the joint

roll with it

in the jbox

jailbait

electricians of the world, unite: the jbox

 

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leaning against the hoopty

on a sunny

subjectively

clear day

60°

-could you hear it
honey

did that sound wet
to ewe

-g

spare
you might need to change your big fuckin pants -carls

-spare

hmmm... i was just askin, cause the truck engine made me deaf n now the car's is loud... i wasn't in a position to appreciate it, but clearly, you... you're welcome... and also... you may have a point.

it's a sign

is ar jeans supposed to b lumpy

o shyt

that's definitely not air

when did i eat peanuts

o... munchies... the bar

-sparepants

honey

i know i was too lazy to brong the pallet of ultra strong in, but do we still have those famous dave's wipes?

omg! an applebees
happy hour

it's a sign

can't all b coincidence

i ate the peanuts, to f with ltr

karma

praise baby jezuz

i brought sparepants!!!

man... these WERE

brand new

now they're broke in

oops

-"never
NEVER
trust a fart


definitely havin that blessed day, tweaker!

I'm down with o.p.p.

true story

 

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true story

not

 

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please
don't b a detour

pic of ANTISEPTIC wipes... didn't upload

 

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30sec exchange

-spare

you make that look painful, sir

(puttin cart back),

never get old



I'm right there with you
sir

oh, really

22+hrs & 70pounds
5mo ago
sir

i had a stroke


hi
i am sparechange
good afternoon,
sir

you're getting better . ??

i am
sir
rso
saved my life
i must away

well,
good luck
have a good day

you, too, sir

-a moment of compassion
-steven king
short stories

 

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13 gatorades
4 cokes
@12 waters
2 rc's

honey
can i have some money for a coke

is 4 not enough
we had 2, when u bought 2

i wanted bottles

y the cans

lie #1 i wanted them to put in the fridge at my aunt's
i respect the quick response though

y didn't u buy cold bottles
coulda had both

i wanted them for my aunt

lie#2

but u want one, now

not anymore
didn't have to b a dick

i think Wendy's gives cups of ice, free

asshole
truth #1

i didn't call u a c u next Tuesday, dear
isn't ice cheaper n solves all ur issues
we do have an ice bag full of marijuana

you're an asshole

ur not listening
u don't hear me
u don't c me

i hear u, dick
truth#2

perhaps i should've gone with option two
still want the money

need want excesses
would heaven ever be enough
if it wasn't a fixer upper

 

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is it a favor
to watch a weinerdog
when I'm in cali
getting affairs in order
and u text demanding attention
i have bigger problems than
an adult child
atm
maybe it's me; ahole... humans

 

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price of admission
balancing the scales
to sea one's loved ones in the next life
fullfill the standard
and set your tears on one platform
and the spirits of one's loved ones
on the other

 

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surprise

bottled coke
left n
car...

isn't that something

who they for?

i have trouble

discerning

i thought
as u all know

they were for the aunt

anyway
meant to b
3mo supply
at
least
her mouth
teeth
8 pulled

know what

taken orally

my oil
n prolly
rso...
numbs the mouth
gobless
recreational

 

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when coke came out with that b.s., new coke n then, original coke... can we file a class action for false advertising and the missing, cocaine? just sayin... i dunno bout y'all, but i keep getting bunked. this... this is some bullshit! i need a drink... perhaps, a pepsi.

 

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finally! i am not the crazy one!

-
you can stay and just hook up the tv

-sc

baby... you two need to speak to each other
i hook up that fuckin samsung who'll abandon their customers n tech next model yr
and nobody will speak, or listen, for the 93min that follows.
it stays where it lays
you two
need to speak

(both, r in varying stages of grief... g, rifling through drawers, so to speak
aunt-
please
STOP
i will separate what you can have
-g
I'm just looking, i would never)
[stuffs, specifically separated, for review]





-g
spare
I'm
FINE

[as if it were a dare, or accusation]

baby, nm...

u know my take on video: excuse to not speak before fucking, for those who do not know how to converse

both of these ladies need an opportunity to both speak and listen: conversely... ;P

 

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-aunt
here! u can have his Marlboros!; except this pack (then, came a story)...
-g... (of course, I'm already smoking)... here's a hundred, spare...
sigh... baby, I'm already, light (head)...
-so... this is one of uncle's...

sweetie... you aren't listening, you don't hear me, you don't sea me

-FINE
(oh, lord, it's like nails on a chalkbord, in harpy, class 101)
... YOU (means negro), CAN DRIVE

you're not listening
I'm just going to hush

-(translating) dick, i will leave u drunk, bleeding, in the gutter

-honeypot (means shythouse), I'm not leaving
if u wish the la puerta locked,
bring me a 6-pack and a short pack; another one... and a spare lighter. (best to come, prepared...)

no, you're fine

uh huh...
and let me say this, about that... when auntie, brought out the smokes and told her story... when i suggested we all light up, to wake the dead... your lovely aunt, nearly lost her shyt and i wasn't the chrones (sp?). mama, does not wish them ash, like hubby... they're priceless.

-g
blablabla (anti)

-sc
sigh (pro)
nevermind. smoke em, if u got em.
(i refuse to ignite a singular, shred)

interesting evening

and whoever said there's no crying over spilled milk... never brought logic n reason to a financial discussion about soda pop

 

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the most intriguing lady, just
got
me
drunk
we need to not return to our heavens, early.
we need to remain
and
help people
she...
needs to believe I'm drunk; cannot drive

isn't that something

 

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and the booze bearer
knows someone who's suffering
isn't
that
something
and i wore my heavy jacket...
it protects many

 

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the booze bringer
tried to give me a jacket
i don't even remember her name
she then, protested values and ll beans
when someone dies
who
is
ls ll bean

y'all have heard about the Indian in the cupboard
the jacket
the cokes
the hug

y'all know i was meant to meet this lady, who was once a whore, then

yeah... 5min in... go figure
do not judge people
they're humans, too