and i use non... nm... i did use alcohol for the fight club
i was too ignorant to consider gloves and i still believe it was the bush that broke his nose. the other guy... meh... jimmy warned him not to touch the goldwing. don't fuck with stuff that isn't yours... all imma say bout that. some folks get a lil sensitive. he prolly had it comin, anyway and sonia... well... he was never gonna get a shot at her, anyway. big Mike had nothin she wanted. i can assure u. so... Jimmy n i split her. but i digress. and Jimmy was just pist cause i believe in first come, first served. the man was gonna b a while... in Tucson. he wasn't gonna b back til dawn, anyway and i didn't have a chance to say nuttin cause i was still drinkin when he got home. somebody had to hold the target bottles. fuck. don't judge me. even the neighbor lady, liked me better. she was gonna keep callin the cops, if one of us didn't start occupying her time. she's alright. I've had better.
so anyway... what was...
oh... so i used to warn g when she did this passive aggressive, high school stuff of
-fine... I'm leaving
fine... I'm breaking up with you
they just want to have secks with u, when they say that, or they would say nothing and hopefully, lock the door behind em.
i don't have that kinda time. i don't.
i warned her. more than once... and... she did it, again.
as we've learned... yeah... I've already mentioned it. read the book... so anyway, we're broken up and it's not... my... doing... and there was... this was Anaheim hills, corporate condos/whatever. your neighbors r musicians, medical professionals... that kinda snob shit. if figure if my house is 2k a month and that money grubbing whore has her feet up in it.... foolishly... so will i. it's wasn't the cheapest 2br i ever lived in.
so... there's this neighbor... and... apparently, I'm single. couldn't say whether g had left, or not, but i definitely knew, i was 49.75 minutes from secks, if i hung out n wanted to play games that... let's call em bored games... I'm not havin it.
and
i had never been with an overweight girl.
and besides the Russian n box to czech... I'd like to believe I've had one of everything, least once. don't judge me... noah, had 2 of everything and his god seemed to be high fiving, him. so there's that.
and what goes on when people break up... i never asked how many guys she porked, over lunch, or whatever. none of my business. i just never cared about what's not my biz. nor was this, hers...
eventually, she did ask and i was honest. i needed to b std tested, yet again... and so would g, which... i also mentioned, before we fooled around while she was makin those spicey, meatballs. perhaps she thought i was kidding. couldn't say. i told her, though. to this day, i don't think she put it, together. wasn't personal. we had an agreement... she missed the mark by one, that day and she chose to say what she said. words have gravity; consequences.
anyway, what I'd heard about overweight gals, by that time... no offense... horse shit. she did not put her back into it, as i suggested. lil effort... all I'm askin.
i don't like drinking from the same well, twice... old habit...
she was a bit of a stalker... kept callin... needy, ya know the type.
drastic times... I'm not gonna lie, hide n clear my phone. y bother. already told her. don't underestimate people's selfishness... they'll just surprise, if u do. people will do anything, for the chase; for a taste; for a simple piece of ass... doesn't matter what it looks like... if we haven't pissed on it yet... we want to; eventually, we will. just human nature. ask any kennedy, clinton u know. doesn't matter... we all want what we don't, Can't, or someone tells us... we cannot have. day one... an apple.
i called a buddy, with a good sense of humor... told him which door to knock on... bring one CASE, for himself... nothing for her and... gonna take two... viagras, buddy... just trust me.
she had a good time.
she stopped calling me...
the case was about 24 short... had a spare in his trunk... my kinda guy... and BOTH viagras... yep... both.
ummm... but the gal he's with, now... wasn't what she is to him, now; then so... shhhh.
not sure imma get to the rest of that list, today
and yes
imma pig, just like the rest of us boys
