DETOXING OFF OPIOIDS; NO MEDICINAL VALUE CCO / RSO

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I'm hindsight

So to speak

As it is night time

Were an accident fire to break out

I feel it's paramour eye

Remind ewe

About the other...

Comfortable...

Replacing...

Evening me n my innocent

Lovely g

Delicate flower that she is

Wuz crackim em off

Big onez

Hard fast n loud

I'm not sure an open flame

Is wisdom

So to speak

I don't wanna talk out of my ass

Right

N
O
W

But I just don't

Well perhaps an open flame with supertankers of methane

Izzz

A bright

Idea

I'll just grab my shadez

 

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Which kind of ppe should I order

I can't get n95z

Though

People seem to believe

Az shiny shytz always on display

On a shelf

It might not b

The riiiight

Kindamask

 

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Trust me

She can b toxic

 

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I'm not gonna lie

I'm just not certain I'll survive another order of chicken fingers n fried food

If ur gonna eat crap

Ur gonna smell like shyt

 

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I should go to bed

Good morning

Have an awesome day

 

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I just put in another 20hr day

How many million dollar ideas did u get on ur score card

If ur still counting

It means

U already lozt

 

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Kinda max u wunder

Duznt it

If it's not safe to fill a second time

Y would we decant from it

The first time

B kind

Please rewind

 

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People collect miniaturez

Free demographic

Style the half

The liter

The one five

Empty casez 4me

Like the 5 gallon bigz

Then

U can fucking charge more



I'll b happy to invest in a couple casez

MyElf

 

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And it ridez

Like a coffee mug

Good for booze



I'd go microwaveable

People use the strangest things

The strangest waze

Ever scene 2gurlz one cup

Seen the one with two!

Babe ruth fanz...

I'm telling ya

The tugowar

Seemed to go on forever

Til one said

Get a grip

She definitely let one go

In a way

I had my own concerns

About letting er rip

But when the other won

Said swing away

It wuz two close

Two call

Someone behind the scenes screamed foul

Butt umm

Personally

I believe they both were home runs

N both scored

Next time

I'd go with a different gloss coat

Those aluminum shavings

Risky

The babe would definitely b disappointed

 

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Ahhh...

Corona

Cheerz

Heerz to ewe

Louisville Sluggers

 

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So UNORIGINAL

I think they'd have alot more fun

If they each had a ball

With me

So to speak

I heart spelunking

Throwing echoes

Walks on the beach

Losing time piecez

The family weinerdog

Size 44 Baseball batz

N throwing pickles down gaping hallwaze

It's like I'm a paraplegic

I hope they both unattached

So we can go ouuut

2gather

So to speak

It's extremely attractive to me

 

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Nm

If I were to take them out together

There'd just b no rock skipping

 

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Outstanding

In the laundry room

One had to p

It's very cold tonight

60° in my bathroom

She runs the dryer now and exhausts it in the laundry room whilst risking my 90s mullet

On my night table

Now shez

Really being a cunt

I'm minding my own bidnezz

Smoking in the laundry room

Nice n warm

Pissing in my lg frontpisser

No ladeez

I require no pedestal

Now shez really pissed

Talk about hypocritical


So when my son pissed his sheetz

Back n the day

Where'd she put em

I'm just saying

As I'm on septic

Where does it go

So if she's pissed at me

Where is she

Pisseding in the laundry room

Blablabla sheetz

She used my baby boyz again

What's her fucking problem

C
O
Two
I
C

 

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My Wednesday

Prior to g"s wanting to go to the club

Where she hates going and iz pist I been there only

For one year

No problem

Obviously

She'll spend my money

On what she yells at me for

Hopefully

My ubber forgiving n honest

Oj Simpson cheerleader

Neighbor penny

Doesn't call the fuzz

On angryhostilegethepointlovelyg

Only fun stuff

Naturally

No problem



Letz go back to my hot water solutionz

Plural

For Wednesdays victim of poor planning

I didn't make time to reattach the teepee electrical

Cause shez gonna tell me she didn't know how to do it

She'll b pist about a whorez bath

Won't have used the firepit I shytcanned

No video journal

Oil change

-futurebeast
U knew I wanted to [hypocritically]
Attend the vday function you'll b taking pictures at
Not being productive n Sharing ideas with retired medical professionals
And we have no hot water

-sc
We have a stock pot and candles
Well
We have a stock pot

-futurecrazybitch
Fuck you sc
I'm not going
U did this to me on purpose

-sc
Have u seen the camping shower
Howz moms doin
I'll b home late
But
Thank u for saving money
Next year's propane perhaps
Nm
Too late
I mean 2022¿
I like to plan ahead n budget
Ewe
No

 

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See

This iz the good stuff

Guyz r always complaining about predictable comedy showz

Chix think they're fighting

And I feel like the partyz just gettin started

I love makeup sex

But once u bag an angry chick

You get double bonus pointz

 

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So she comes out n blablabla

Trying to stay warm

It's freezing

-sc
Freezing is a subjective term
Freezing for whom
I'm not cold
Human blood freezes at negative 2724532.987ish degrees centigrade
When u took the car for not fun stuff candy yesterday or Sunday
Did u pick up the momz electric blanket
Y does it always sound like a threat from u
U know I flail in my sleep
You've had two black eyes and I don't bring open containers
Into the bedroom
I'm clumsy
First the hinkles
Now the shiny flames of hell
Is this how it ends for me
U know it's 1a.m. don't u
I'm trying to get my beauty sleep
It's a cold shower
Or apparently for me
Flaming human fat



Hope u enjoyed the show

 

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Latest text to the lovely g

In my honest opinion


U got upset about a candle I put out

Said u weren't

I asked

Y mention it then

U later got upset about a candle

I didn't want to sound redundant cause you say I'm sarcastic when I'm not
So y bother
I just light it for u since u couldn't and it seems to me

It continuously upsets u

Same as me

I just was hoping you'd b nice

As u know

I flail in my sleep

There's an open flame where I always flail shit off

Next to my head

Between the hinkles n the fire

And the angry gift

It feels more like a threat

I'm a lil chilly

U know I don't sleep in other rooms

Plus now my back hurts from it

But this empathy hoogabooga n the threats

I just wanted to snuggle someone nice

Instead of feeling this weird gift n candle vibe

When a note I read said something different

 

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Her previous was

What's imho mean

Took longer to ask

Than to Google

 

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If she could appreciate the wit

Just once

I'm throwing her the same Pearl's I'm throwing

Ewe

 

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Yep

They may not always put out when they're unhappy

But they sure can b alot of fun

If u take em with a grain of salt

U can go even lower on my temp

N surprise

Blood still freezes

That subjectively cold

It just doesn't occur to people

If I were fighting

It wouldn't end well