Ever f'd an A-Level(+) porn star/adult model?

[true grit]

i totally smashed...


turned out she is a huge toker and loved the RBI (original william's wonder clone outcrossed to 85 oregon blueberry, then BX'd to the willy's) i brought to puff on. we got medicated, she worked out a load w/ her mouth/tits and another with her snatch. also worked me bare and took an internal. let's hope in 6 months i dont have HIV or another kid.



worth it? fuck yes. :party0033:

nice bro. good luck on the latter but sounds like ya had a great time!!! did she haggle with ya?

 

[SolidGold]

nice bro. good luck on the latter but sounds like ya had a great time!!! did she haggle with ya?

she gave me a special friends discount, 9 bills for one helluva ride. her czech accented english was cute.

 

[FreshSteppin]

crustttttttttt yyyyyyy

hopefully yer dick don't fall off :bong-hits:

 

[Silica]

Sonia Red would be my choice but back when she was 18.now shes fattened up a bit.
I like Europeans with an accent a lot.
check out her video of her first time up the bum lol.
I like that kind of personality she has in that vid as well as looks.

 

[joerose]

You're not paying for the sex you're paying for the gal to leave when you're done.....

 

[true grit]

You're not paying for the sex you're paying for the gal to leave when you're done.....

Word! And like TK said, ive spent WAY more on bitches that didn't leave, stayed around for years, didn't put out enough and I had to listen to them...ill pass. Toot it and boot it...and if its a porn star appears toot it 3-4 times really good and boot it and NEVER have to worry bout keepin in touch. lol.

 

[Illmind]

9 bills? Damn I'm glad I can fuck strippers for free. Sometimes I gotta get a private dance but the game hooks em after 1 or 2 songs so never cost me more than 90$ to catch and release lol. Watch out for them psyco bitches though, especially when you working with strippers some of em on some skitz shit.

 

[Colebz]

Never have never will.
One word. TRICK! Just joking. I'll never pay for pussy though! No disrespect but if the fire is good enough and or the dick is big enough they should be paying you! Lol! But I guess not everyones dick falls in the toilet while shitting, So do what you got to do! Nine Hun wow. She better have licked the brown starfish and swallowed a res full of potential farmers. Tell me you remembered the shocker. Two in the pink and one in the stink!

 

[DrCALIGREENTHUM]

I'd only pay if she was willing to put the punani on LAYAWAY for a couple months, so I'd have time to isolate it and make sure there is no powdery mildew, mites, thrips or any other nasty critters. Might want to hit that up with some Azamax before you plant anything in it. I prefer the Co2 method, but that's difficult unless she's willing to wear a full latex body suit. If it smells like Organicide, don't trust it. Just my 2 cents... lmao

LMFAO!!! :rofl
This is one of thr funniest threads ive come across by far haha

Any updates on this subject? Come on now were all men here?

either way I think we all should call 4 or 5 girls we all know that are some clean bitches lol, set up a meeting place and have one hell of a friday night
Ill bring 10 haha whos down :boogie:

 

[norcal215]

omg i cant believe this resrufaced

man ARE YOU SERIOUS? one thing that my grandpa told me when i was like 8 was boy there are two thing that you never pay for in life and that is pussy and water. second why would you want to fuck some beat up roastbeef curtains that only god himself know who and how many dicks been laid to rest by that puuuuuussssay!
you would more likely get more pleasure balls deep in a jar of warm mayonnaise, have you everseen a porn star look like she seriously enjoyed being banged, plus most just lay there taking it looking like a straight retard with those ugly ass fuckfaces, the only difference between a necrofeliac and a porn star is a faint fucking pulse!!!!! enjoy......1200 hr wtf is wrong with this picture to even ponder should you do it?

holy shit i musta been on one......lmao just laughed so hard at this again

 

[ProdigyGrower]

LOL are you serious lol I have never paid for pussy. The only thing that I would consider that I paid alot of money for to get pussy was I bought a new cadillac and that did the job fine but I have Never paid to fuck a girl hell I have had stripers pay out of their pockest to give me private dances lol that the most retarded thing to do bro pussy is one of those blessing's that comes from being alive It's FREE!!!!

 

[DrCALIGREENTHUM]

Paying the entrance at the strip club and gettin that lap dance
is still pretty much payin for pussy either way you look at it

 

[ProdigyGrower]

Shit fuck it 1200 aint shit I'd say go for it your right you on;y live once and her shit didnt look all beat up I thought it was gonna be like 5 or 10g's to fuck her but 1200 aint shit and she hot and her pussy didnt look all muffed up fuck it DO IT!!!

 

[ProdigyGrower]

I dnt pay to get in to club bro so it win win for me

 

[DrCALIGREENTHUM]

Shiiiit homie we gotta party it up

 

[DrCALIGREENTHUM]

I like how you change your answer haha so youd tap that ass to for a q basically? haha

 

[ProdigyGrower]

yep lol

 

[audius]

I'd only pay if she was willing to put the punani on LAYAWAY for a couple months, so I'd have time to isolate it and make sure there is no powdery mildew, mites, thrips or any other nasty critters. Might want to hit that up with some Azamax before you plant anything in it. I prefer the Co2 method, but that's difficult unless she's willing to wear a full latex body suit. If it smells like Organicide, don't trust it. Just my 2 cents... lmao

LMAO hell ya. put that shit on layaway :banana1sv6:

 

[BlackBart]

If your married ..believe me your paying for your pussy !

 

[DrCALIGREENTHUM]

Yup its really never free when you think about it lol