First time grow in zone 9b, lets learn from my mistakes

[BearWater]

We’re lucky enough to live with my mother in law, she was alone in this big ass 3,000 sq foot five bedroom house she designed and her dad built. It’s actually in a great spot as you’ve seen from the pics.

It is straight out the nineties though. Oak cabinets. Pink carpet in the bathroom. Junipers along the ENTIRE FRONT OF HOUSE AND PROPERTY.

Whenever it rains or even gets cold enough for condensation you see that they’re absolutely covered with spider webs. We have spiders outside. We have spiders inside. About three years ago we started getting carpet spiders, these little baby wolf spiders that blend in with the carpet. I blame the junipers lol.

How much gold you got in the bathrooms!? im still replacing GOLD everything in my house!

 

[Organic13]

Not if you've already asked.

This is going to be a "look what I found running scared and alone. Hungry, abused and abandoned." type of situations now.

Thank me later.

 

[cbrians]

Not if you've already asked.

This is going to be a "look what I found running scared and alone. Hungry, abused and abandoned." type of situations now.

Thank me later.

I’ve heard that 6’+ exotic birds follow people home all the time!

 

[cbrians]

How much gold you got in the bathrooms!? im still replacing GOLD everything in my house!

Oh man I’m taking a dump looking at the gold shower and sink knobs and the gold trim on the shower itself

 

[Organic13]

Don't forget the Frankenstein demon goat.

 

[katraiter]

We’re lucky enough to live with my mother in law, she was alone in this big ass 3,000 sq foot five bedroom house she designed and her dad built. It’s actually in a great spot as you’ve seen from the pics.

It is straight out the nineties though. Oak cabinets. Pink carpet in the bathroom. Junipers along the ENTIRE FRONT OF HOUSE AND PROPERTY.

Whenever it rains or even gets cold enough for condensation you see that they’re absolutely covered with spider webs. We have spiders outside. We have spiders inside. About three years ago we started getting carpet spiders, these little baby wolf spiders that blend in with the carpet. I blame the junipers lol.

Omg are we related , my parents did same thing junipers junipers out front mauve carpet in bathroom? Dusty rose curtains ! Jc Penney catalog

Fun to go out after it rains and shine flashlight all the little spider eyes that stare back at you is creepy

 

[Sunin]

Goats will eat your plants they are cannabis lovers
Hope you remember to pee on your compost

 

[cbrians]

Don't forget the Frankenstein demon goat.

It has a special place in my heart. It could be Baphomet the Bud Lord

 

[cbrians]

Going to post plant and poop pics in a second. I know you guys have been dying for an update

 

[cbrians]

Everyone got gaia green power bloom.

The two I gave 10tbsp to I gave another 10, it hadn’t been too long.

Other 3 got 20tbsp. Recommended would be 30 for the pot size. Hoping this will get them all
on the same page, and I can do a full dose start of september. Or maybe it will kill them. Never know.

 

[cbrians]

Plant H. May call her Henrietta.

 

[cbrians]

Ms Gertrude, WHO HAD A MITE I THINK

 

[cbrians]

The always fabulous Francine.

 

[cbrians]

A…anastasia? Amelia? Will hopefully have me flying high like Amelia

Got some dying leaves but probably the best plant shape in my unknowing opinion. Bushy as hell.

 

[cbrians]

E for too fucking eager it isn’t time to flower yet.

 

[cbrians]

Today I stirred the shit in a more literal manner than usual

I decided to make two piles one. Had a smaller and a larger, when I turned them last week the smaller wasn’t hot at all while the big one was sweet and steamy. Opted to combine them, when moving the smaller I was surprised to see that the shits breaking down, leaves are still evident but looks a little more like soil.

The behemoth of a pile, that I’m hand turning fuck me, I have a question about my method I guess. So I split it down the middle. Stab with the pitchfork and pull. just to open it up. And then I hose it down in the center. Then I make two laps around the pile, pulling from the bottom and tossing it on top, watering after each side.

I mean it’s steamy and breaking down so I know it’s working but curious if anyone has ideas. It’s big. Wheelbarrow for reference

 

[Oldchucky]

Can you pick something to identify your plants that don’t look like a little tomb stones?

 

[cbrians]

Can you pick something to identify your plants that don’t look like a little tomb stones?

I guess the popsicle sticks aren’t holding up well anymore

 

[Oldchucky]

And be careful with that fertilizer! Sometimes they mean 20 tablespoons mixed thoroughly into 20 gallons of soil and then put into a pot! I’ve burned the fuck out of plants by top dressing. Too much fertilizer! When you harvest, I bet you’ll notice that weed is kind of a shallow, rooting plant! You will probably have a 3 inch mat of feeder roots right on the top of the soil! You have to be careful that you don’t OD that Matt! Just two cents!

 

[cbrians]

And be careful with that fertilizer! Sometimes they mean 20 tablespoons mixed thoroughly into 20 gallons of soil and then put into a pot! I’ve burned the fuck out of plants by top dressing. Too much fertilizer! When you harvest, I bet you’ll notice that weed is kind of a shallow, rooting plant! You will probably have a 3 inch mat of feeder roots right on the top of the soil! You have to be careful that you don’t OD that Matt! Just two cents!

I’m sure you’re not wrong lol which is why I did the portion of a serving. You made me nervous and I had to fact check, probably the first time I read the instructions right