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miko · Mar 16, 2016

Hey! Gnome got a new avatar! Sweet.
Good to see you ladies.

Miko~ OUT>

putembk · Mar 16, 2016

Well Fuck!!! it's now after 1 pm and I have spent the whole day so far on getting funeral arrangements for my mother in law that passed 2 days ago. How about giving the family a little time to morn. It's bad enough that she just passed without having a $$$ hungry funeral director on my ass every 15 minutes.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.....

the bartender asks him...why the hell is a steering wheel sticking out of your pants??

The pirate reply says....Aaaarrrrr, it's driving me nuts!!

SeaF0ur · Mar 16, 2016

SeaF0ur · Mar 16, 2016

Why are there 3 lions on the English coat of arms?

...thats a joke, son... feel free to guess...

stonestacker · Mar 16, 2016

G gnome said:
Howd it yield?

VERY WELL!! You want to know more you have to ring me.

G gnome · Mar 16, 2016

stonestacker said:
VERY WELL!! You want to know more you have to ring me.

Too bad it tastes like shit. Otherwise it mighta made the cut huh? I know u have very decerning tastes

Limonene · Mar 16, 2016

SeaF0ur said:
Why are there 3 lions on the English coat of arms?

...thats a joke, son... feel free to guess...

because an american dentist shot the fourth lion? best i could do.

putembk · Mar 16, 2016

SHIT HAPPENS!!

ArcticOrange · Mar 16, 2016

putembk said:
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SHIT HAPPENS!!

Thats a shitty escape plan.

putembk · Mar 16, 2016

ArcticOrange said:
Thats a shitty escape plan.

Looking like he is just about to find out......

ArcticOrange · Mar 16, 2016

Where the winter magic happens. This is the basement of the nursery I do some work with.

ArcticOrange · Mar 16, 2016

Got 6 inches of snow last night, calling for another 6 today and snow til possibly monday.

SeaF0ur · Mar 16, 2016

Limonene said:
because an american dentist shot the fourth lion? best i could do.

There are 3 lions on the English coat of arms in order to make all those south Africans feel welcome....

G gnome · Mar 16, 2016

SeaF0ur said:
There are 3 lions on the English coat of arms in order to make all those south Africans feel welcome....

I been refreshin the screen fer hours fer that?

SeaF0ur · Mar 16, 2016

now, who's fault is that really?

SeaF0ur · Mar 16, 2016

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Papa Indica · Mar 16, 2016

G gnome said:
I been refreshin the screen fer hours fer that?

SeaF0ur said:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Lmao! x 2

SeaF0ur · Mar 16, 2016

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do....

The first guy again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other fella says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

SeaF0ur · Mar 16, 2016

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" ...his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen."

Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" .... "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume."

So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" kid asks, "Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says "preparing."

Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets."

The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! you bastards and bitches, please come in... Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken.

G gnome · Mar 16, 2016

SeaF0ur said:
now, who's fault is that really?

Im all about accountability. That ones on me

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