Well as I see it all ,
We Need to contact The White House & see if we can get some Govern-Mental Dollar$ to fund a Drug Rehab Program fer our Pet's & Livestock that Possibly may have a Serious Drug Addiction .
The last fuckin thing we need is to bail out our Family Dog , Cat & or Parrots from a Drug Rehab Program after the Fed's have cleaned them out & planted a GPS tracking chip in their ass . What will we be looking for next ? Possible Terrorist pet Goats & Camels being shipped from the Mid East for NATO sponsored Drug Rehabilitation on our dime .
Then we'll need to have those said Camels & Goats Psychologically Treated for Possible Sexual Dysfunctions from those Taliban Tallywhackers & the things they do in those caves & sand hills to the poor little fuckers , Again on our dime .
The Good News is , Yes Good News . We ( America ) can just print more money & fight the War on Drug Addiction of the worlds pets & animals for a Happy Safe Coexistence of Mankind .
So much fer me fuckin idea of training Guard Camels & Goats fer my outdoor grow-op security . They tell me the camels shit too much fer an indoor grow & goats are too fuckin lazy & will eat yer buds while yer not loookin so ya can't trust the little fuckers .
On the brighter side , They say Camel if cooked properly tastes a lot like chicken . Well once ya get past the hump & or Humps . No not the Taliban Tallywhacker sexual humps . No feckin wonder those Tallywhackers want 70 virgins ,,,