Tobor the 8th Man said:

I was back then I was gone. I hurt myself raking fucking leaves. Yeah that is when you know you are old. When you injure yourself so bad raking leaves that you can't walk without a walker or cane for 4 months. Plus there was 2 weeks I couldn't even get out of bed. Yes urinals and bedpans were involved. My friend hurt himself too around the same time. Except he was rock climbing. he is my age. And Harrison Ford who is 13 years older than me hurt himself getting out of the Millennium Falcon filming the new Star Wars film. They were cool badges of courage injuries for old guys like me. However, I hurt myself raking leaves. The badge of old fart pussiness.

I am temporarily back. I couldn't even lay in bed and hold a laptop. It could come back again until I get my SI joint fused which will be soon. It is an experimental surgery and it was a battle getting insurance to pay for it. Plus they didn't think I would pay for it myself. I just got done prepaying them $18,000 dollars so I am on the list now. If they would have just taken 5 lbs of weed I could have had it done sooner. They wanted cash so I had to sell my headstash one ounce at a time. LOL!

I get operated on next month. Then no walking for 1-2 months depending on how the bone graft heals. They were shocked when they found out how much I weighed. I am fat but not looking 319 pounds fat. Hey... I am big boned! I am done to 270 now. It is easy when you can't walk to the refrigerator. I hope to be 240 come surgery and then they said I would be walking sooner as just a heavyweight instead of a super heavy weight.

I would have had to loose 54 pounds just to fight at the UFC heavyweight limit of 265. LOL! Now just 5 more to go before I can get my ass kicked.

Everything is looking up. Don't need anything. Just an update incase anyone was wondering.

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Tobor the 8th Man said:

I was back then I was gone. I hurt myself raking fucking leaves. Yeah that is when you know you are old. When you injure yourself so bad raking leaves that you can't walk without a walker or cane for 4 months. Plus there was 2 weeks I couldn't even get out of bed. Yes urinals and bedpans were involved. My friend hurt himself too around the same time. Except he was rock climbing. He is my age. And Harrison Ford who is 13 years older than me hurt himself getting out of the Millennium Falcon filming the new Star Wars film. They were cool badges of courage injuries for old guys like me. However, I hurt myself raking leaves. The badge of old fart pussiness.

I am temporarily back. I couldn't even lay in bed and hold a laptop. It could come back again until I get my SI joint fused which will be soon. It is an experimental surgery and it was a battle getting insurance to pay for it. Plus they didn't think I would pay for it myself. I just got done prepaying them $18,000 dollars so I am on the list now. If they would have just taken 5 lbs of weed I could have had it done sooner. They wanted cash so I had to sell my headstash one ounce at a time. LOL!

I get operated on next month. Then no walking for 1-2 months depending on how the bone graft heals. They were shocked when they found out how much I weighed. I am fat but not looking 319 pounds fat. Hey... I am big boned! I am down to 270 now. It is easy when you can't walk to the refrigerator. I hope to be 240 come surgery and then they said I would be walking sooner as just a heavyweight instead of a super heavy weight.

I would have had to loose 54 pounds just to fight at the UFC heavyweight limit of 265. LOL! Now just 5 more to go before I can get my ass kicked.

Everything is looking up. Don't need anything. Just an update in case anyone was wondering.

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