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Masha Number One with a Rifle from the Canyon

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The damn moose was always polite. I'm like, "Idiot, listen, why and most importantly, what are you thanking everyone for?" Oh, yeah, damn it. I take back my words of gratitude. There's a good reason for that. We'll talk about it next year. Do you really want to know what I would do in your place? No, I can't tell you. I wonder what kind of devil and another guy want to order a large batch of bananas for those rhinoceroses. Even the devil cries over those guys from the chat. I tell him, "Listen, don't act like a woman. I'll send them to your father."🤣🤣🤣One of my plants died. I think the seed was unripe, I'm crying and thinking why do I have so much work now because of these bastards.How could they lose something like this, not just lose it, but almost destroy it?In hell, I'll be with my horns and a damn hot frying pan.🤣🤣🤣
 

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How this professor fooled everyone, now fake products are sold in stores. They sell f2 under the guise of f1. What clowns, though these rhinos deserve this treatment. I wanted to buy some seeds for parrots and sell them as reeds to these stores, but I couldn't.🤣🤣They don't respect anyone, but they'll soon be trampled. Especially the subsidiaries.Weakness should be punished. If something goes wrong, I'll come to his store.🤣
 
Clowns here Clowns there
You for free then in half
Clowns you right now
It's ecstasy Clowns like

You're a clown, shoes are big
Don't need to look at this world wider
Be a wild clown play by the rules
Let everyone remember the right clown

Oh yes guy clown is you
I'm a clown looking at you from above
We're in the circus and here Clowns pay
The salary is normal, the clowns like it.

I like clowns with red noses
We're drinking more, we're different clowns
White and red clowns get discounts
Drink so much that you'll piss in your shoes

Clowns are in demand, clowns are in demand
Their heads are full of tin
Their hearts are cold, their genitals are burning
We're not criminals, we're the right clowns

Clowns here, clowns there
It's free for you, then it's half
Clowns you right now
It's ecstasy clowns like it

The same guy said - I'm not a clown
Don't believe him he's just a clown
What you're not a clown when in the circus
Perform wearing a nose and big boots

March together, three, two, one
Without a member of clowns in ecstasy
Want money? Put on noses
Then in the boot big yourself piss

On the arena, the lion chases the clown
The bear with a red nose is riding a bicycle
But the lion also looks like a clown
The circus is full, and the tickets are empty.

You, the clown, have taken my place
I came with my girlfriend, the actress
She performs the splits with great skill
She jumps, leaps, and swings a rope

This bitch has a large jellyfish
We perform magic tricks in the circus with great skill
They took out the hare, the horse, and the wolf
Even the wolf fits in there

Clowns here, clowns there
It's free for you, then in half
Clowns right now
Clowns love it


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I made it up myself.🤣🤣🤣
 

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Deer piss is profitable. What did you think, tomatoes are great, but I prefer sausages.I don't know how much the professor's lessons cost, but I teach for free. Well, I'm a deer🤣🤣🤣I don't know why the money, I didn't do anything, I didn't even go anywhere.I want to go to work, I'm going to sleep there, that's the job of my dreams. As the cat says, I can't believe that sleeping is legal.I want to buy something for Masha, but I don't know what. I love her so much, but what else can I do for her?It seems to work outside, I don't know, I planted it in the rain, I'm a deer.Oh, I don't have any weed with me, but it doesn't matter, and it's funny to the point where my shoes are wet.
 

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I continue to study Masha, and for some reason, someone needs to offend her. I'm not making any claims, but I'm basing my reasoning on what I've read online. 1. Stress increases the level of THC. 2. The level of THC is primarily a genetic factor. 3. Other cannabinoids also have an impact and often mitigate, suppress, and so on the most potent cannabinoid. In other words, THC. 4. The level of THC is lower in wild and technical strains. 5. The non-physiological set of genes in F1 and FEM hybrids can increase the content of one component or another. 6. SB1 receptors respond to THC, while SB2 receptors respond to other substances, which have not been specified. This is not important to us, as we process information at the quantum level. We do not draw conclusions, but continue to think.😅
 
Today I saw a miracle. A squirrel with an amazing four-wheel drive, I don't know, maybe a rear-wheel drive, I've never seen squirrels near my house before, but today the Rastafari sun seems to shine brighter. But I'm telling her with my eyes, "Oh, squirrel, I don't know who you are or where you're from, but damn it, I don't need nuts. I'm a moose, and I eat grass." The squirrel showed me her Msharatti and disappeared in an unknown direction, hopefully not under a brick.Yes, damn, today is also nothing interesting, a day of the ordinary, except for 500r humanitarian aid. I honestly do not need money, I would give them to my mother, probably. Although where will they come from, right? And I think no squirrel will give me money, it is nonsense that squirrels give money to deer.🤣🤣My damn tooth hurts so much that I don't know which one to go to. I'll visit those fraudulent dentists tomorrow.
 
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I swear on my horns, in the old days, boys were distinguished not only by their height, but also by the shape of their leaves. This time, the leaves are exactly like Masha's. I'll see Masha soon. If I live to be 100 years old, I might not have as much fun without these leaves for the next 50 years. The smell is amazing, with a hint of sourness. However, it doesn't smell like mango. I might be confusing the smells, but I can tell you what it smells like a thousand times.this one smells sour, like a jellyfish.🤣This is the number one jellyfish.😅
 

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I probably know how they got picture number one. I've figured it out. The most important thing isn't on the selection sheet. But now I understand. There might be multiple options, but I think there's one that preserves the phenotype as much as possible. I'm not sure if I can do something like this myself, but I'll try to stick to it. The days are dragging on, and I don't know what else will come to mind, but I'll keep observing and taking care of it. Things could have been different, and I might not have been as focused. Thank you to this flower for everything I've felt over the years.The leaves are exactly as described. It's amazing.😍🍓🤗
 

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Yesterday, I gave a squirrel a technical headbutt, and I hope it counts. We're still on the move, but the hunt is over. There's not a single place I haven't visited. We don't have anything to worry about now. Technically, all the connections have been identified, and I believe it's a guarantee of safety, but we won't cause any problems. We also don't need any bad songs. If anyone has any complaints, they can take them to court. Contact my free lawyer🤣During the deer-vs-squirrel campaign, not a single squirrel was injured. This is amazing.I got a new armor. I discovered the "Masha the Gunner" skill. I found a place where I can grow sausages. +10 to all my skills. I also got the Dusty Joe wand. I reached level 6. I wrote a code to increase my experience, and now all the enemies are stronger. Playing the game is much more fun now.I want to give the game developers 5 stars. It's a good arcade game❤️All the deer really like to play. But I'm playing a single playthrough as a tree.🤣I would add more squirrels to the game and bonus quests in the dungeon. But maybe they will make updates. Although, as I understand, the game's support has been suspended.
 

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I was so high I could barely wake up. Marshal's probably almost ready. My head hurts🤣I've been lying on my neck. I had a dream, but I can't remember what it was about.It's very strong when you don't smoke often. It's deadly strong.I'm going to go outside and eat ice cream. Hell, it's just boyish leaves.I can't understand how I could smoke so much last year.🤣🤣🤣I still have two packs left, but I'm not going to smoke. I think I'm already healthy. God, what a world we live in. If aliens come, let them know where I am. It's okay, it killed me, but I'll have some coffee and get back on my feet. Is it really healthy?😅This is a powerful shit, and I like it, of course. But maybe I've had too much. I won't smoke so much next time.I feel like I don't want to smoke anymore, at least not today. But let's see how it goes. It's a strange experiment. I have a headache and I'm confused. I feel like I didn't get enough sleep, but I slept all day after eating a single hot dog and a chicken burger. That was delicious, and I understand why people gain weight. I should try to eat less.🤣I collected 50 or 70 liters of water for later use, and it hasn't spoiled at all. I need to collect more water, as I won't have enough for watering my plants tomorrow. I need a new filter! My current filter is very dirty and even leaks. Once I get back to work, I'll start assembling the winter room. It's probably going to be a hydroponic strawberry garden.The watermelon is very large, at least 3 meters in diameter.🤣Maybe I should try growing potatoes. I think it's best to grow grass. But I'm still trying to decide what crop to plant. I can't think of anything. I already have enough grass, or I'll start smoking too much and won't be able to sober up.🤣I'm going to delete all the music from YouTube, change my number, and never install Telegram again. Pavel Durov has come up with something bad. He did it for the frenzied crowd. Many people block you, and you can't text anyone at all. He knew exactly what he was doing. I don't understand why he gets so much attention, and what exactly is good about it?Thank God I didn't attract so much attention, I just have nowhere to run🤣🤣
 
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Now I have to entertain people who are watching my shit for some reason, let's dance. I'm awake, and yes, I feel even healthier. It turns out that being happy and cheerful is completely illegal.🤣I have 17 YouTube subscribers, and I don't even know that many people in real life.🤫I have a desire to do something, but I'm afraid of such desires. I try not to read, count, or sing too much.I wonder if I would have been able to find myself on the internet and what the reaction would have been.🤣🤣
 
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It's nice not to swear, but just to keep a diary. Maybe I'll start smoking again in a week. But not for long. I still feel good) I met real people on the street, and they told me where there are a lot of squirrels and what to do with them. These are real people, guys, what are you talking about? It was fun, but it's not my thing. I was drinking juice, they were drinking beer, and it's a useless life when you're not trying to defeat a dragon. You need to come up with a mission. It turns out that we have drunken parties by the water on weekends, and we should get high and see what happens. I'll show you and tell you everything.😅
 
I'm already celebrating, because there might not be time later.
 

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Look what I've noticed: one is stretching the stem, and the other is stretching the first pair of leaves. Perhaps boys and girls behave differently at this point?
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The boy is taking root , probably
 

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Masha said, "Death, why are you crying? Go complain to your jellyfish."Masha likes educated bandits and doesn't ask us to break anything serious. We won't go to prison because of our high qualifications.This is a nurse, not a jellyfish.

I love the word "jellyfish," which can be used almost anywhere.🤣🤣
 

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Oh, Masha, why should we be sad? We have 4 sticks and no space. 4 sticks are guarded by 6 dogs. We won't play with spiders or bats. The game has been updated.Everyone seems unhappy, but I'm high and I don't see any reason to be sad. Or am I healed? It doesn't matter, load the gun. It's impossible to work with marijuana when you're sober, just watch how no one does it. Constructive dialogue is a myth.🤣
 

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I'm going to say goodbye to you for a little while, about a month, and we won't miss anything. We'll talk again when it's time to determine the gender.👉👌

It's raining in Ohio, no problem, not everyone is cursed. Maybe not today, I haven't been to Ohio, I'm going to watch the globe...
 
I put a collar on him like a cat. I almost smoked it, but that's enough. Do you know why I smoked it? It's amazing.I also made a 50-watt farm. иш М але ферма🤣A very fashionable lampshade is what you get when a professional is involved🤣
 

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This damn ball is so round that I couldn't pass it by, but please pump it up. Belochka, let's play soccer and take your dragons with us.
 

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I'm going to dance for the squirrel, and she's the most extreme woman I've ever taken to a masharatti. Masha, you have to understand me. What? Do you mean that I should do something and then take it back? The ways of deer are mysterious, so I don't even know what to say. I don't care if you have a Masha or not. But I have one. No one knew, and it's still strange, isn't it? So it's not related? Cane cake is tastier than rat biscuits. I'm laughing because it's either not related or it's even more complicated. I'll leave one Masha with one branch, you know me. I won't give up that easily
 

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