Mini me clone idea

[SPARECHANGE]

quick!

i need a corona!

annnnybody?

?

?

[crickets
living in fear
may b heard
fucking
in the distance]

 

[SPARECHANGE]

wait

shhhh

besides an incessant buzzing

heralding

-incessant herald of death
we are hear
we r near
we art hither

come to the garage

my loves


do u guys hear something

hark

 

[SPARECHANGE]

hmmmmm

ohhh shit

i might have to go to a

"'closed' massage parlour gig

today

do u guys think

i should pick up some extra condoms for Larry the "closed" massage parlor roofer

?

 

[SPARECHANGE]

dod?

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

hmmmmm

ohhh shit

i might have to go to a

"'closed' massage parlour gig

today

do u guys think

i should pick up some extra condoms for Larry the "closed" massage parlor roofer

?

I'd double or triple up on condoms for massage parlor gigs, as bad as a strip club lol

 

[SPARECHANGE]

one moment please

there's been a miscommunication

apparently one should elaborate

please hold

perhaps

asking ginger about the extra condoms

perhaps he should've rephrased that

to something like this

[crickets
living in constant terror
can b heard
gently fucking
in the background]

-door #2
-sc should've said
-sc
'........
...............
.....

!'

 

[SPARECHANGE]

hey man

it's father's day

a mentor is taking me

to a massage parlor

get the picture

preparations need to b madea little recognition

ur the man

Larry the 'closed' massage parlour
drywaller

u know

?

 

[SPARECHANGE]

[wham!]

-sc
women...
hmmmmmm....

 

[SPARECHANGE]

do u have any idea

how much coffee i had to drink

before she'd say matai?

fuckna a that woman is like a camel!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

wait

oh that's right

nm...

 

[SPARECHANGE]

did i beat her

yesterday

?

or is g just being smug

?

 

[SPARECHANGE]

far be it for me

to be inappropriate

so....

 

[SPARECHANGE]

@Aqua Man

you steaming

pile

of shit

 

[SPARECHANGE]

congratulations

well earned

 

[SPARECHANGE]

happy father's day

to all my mentors

ladies

you to

and fathers

ladies

you too

in this room

-always with love and sincerity
-true story
sparechange
and
wolf's crew of miscreants

 

[SPARECHANGE]

-sc
ok
since u lost
I'll drink one more cup
to offer my
condolences

-sc
heyyy! someone
thought to replace the creamer!
thank you!

-my lovely g
yeah, i figured if YOU
could pour the last of it
instead of spooning
the lsst grits
just enough for YOU

-sc
i hear ya
that's the way iiiiii
figured it
t
o
o
just wanted u to know
how often iiiiiiii
think about
YOUUUUU!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

-the lovely g
fuck
yOUUUUU
SC
!!!
[crickets
heard on the morning breeze
living in fear
can b heard
humping
in the distance
without
extra condoms... dod.....]

 

[dire wolf]

 

[SPARECHANGE]

bitchweinerdog!
how could we refuse her
anything

 

[dire wolf]