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Blocking certain packages from x-rays?
wait

r u messing with me

i figured

good n plentys

might look just like capsules

with a line of anise flavored

rso 😁


mylar? lead?
if a viewer cannot c

that's suspect

i play the odds

i try not to gamble anymore

but a metal pot pipe

slash

crack pipe

what it resembled

guards kicked over 1/6, of all jailhouse cough

pocketed tp nuggz

someone on the courthouse bus

was likely to die

had this been found

i notice things n numbers stick n my noodles

1 of 6 tissue wadds

would b kicked over

someone asked for aid

mighta been yrs of my life

or the rest of the convict's life

6" from pipe

never kicked it over

nards danglin

probably too impressed with 1" magnitude

it went missing

riot gear n socks with soap bars

arrived

hot water was shut off

later

a pipe was discovered in a trash can

nobody hurt

that same kid

got me sprung

half my sentence early...


plain site

imho

works best

imagine a jelly bean

licorice bites

chewelz

made with love
 
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wait

r u messing with me

i figured

good n plentys

might look just like capsules

with a line of anise flavored

rso 😁


mylar? lead?
if a viewer cannot c

that's suspect

i play the odds

i try not to gamble anymore

but a metal pot pipe

slash

crack pipe

what it resembled

guards kicked over 1/6, of all jailhouse cough

pocketed tp nuggz

someone on the courthouse bus

was likely to die

had this been found

i notice things n numbers stick n my noodles

1 of 6 tissue wadds

would b kicked over

someone asked for aid

mighta been yrs of my life

or the rest of the convict's life

6" from pipe

never kicked it over

nards danglin

probably too impressed with 1" magnitude

it went missing

riot gear n socks with soap bars

arrived

hot water was shut off

later

a pipe was discovered in a trash can

nobody hurt

that same kid

got me sprung

half my sentence early...


plain site

imho

works best

imagine a jelly bean

licorice bites

chewelz

made with love


You don’t say
 
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This is weird , I woke up this morning and told my wife I was dreaming that I smoked crack , which by the way I've never done , then she says " holy crap " I had a dream that I smoked it also , we were talking about it all day , now I'm going to bed and spare starts talking crack .....
It's weird ....
 
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This is weird , I woke up this morning and told my wife I was dreaming that I smoked crack , which by the way I've never done , then she says " holy crap " I had a dream that I smoked it also , we were talking about it all day , now I'm going to bed and spare starts talking crack .....
It's weird ....
yeah, but i float the term crackhead
minimum 3x per hr
just to keep it n circulation

no... doesn't count, this time
 
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obviously

they're not very hungry

if it's there n just gettin cold
 
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yesterday was interesting

swear it wanted to b a club bunny

cottontail was, it seemed, gonna lemme pick em up
when i got about 6' from easter bunny...
i stopped takin pix and walked away
teen bunny 2020
was cornered
i didn't want to give lil bunny a heartastroke


sooo ltr seems worried about hr padding
hey
I'm not here to keep everyone else
honest
that's what time clocks n sign ins r for
i don't check when someone comes, goes, or f's off
not a jobcop
so when he mentioned someone claiming quittin time +1hr
and that the worker thought it was 0930 & "had to go"...
discovering it was an hr earlier
didn't change their tune, nor staying power. if one has to leave by 0930 & one learns it's 0830... &
the person still bales...
not for me to say
just sux for Larry the roofer

lemme try n grt my head right

the godfather og

WANTS TO GROW

awesome

it's the lingling on left wall of prop tray
lil wet, if u ask me... oops.
the seed pops ain't goin well
it's like day 3
i c the tail exposed on 3...
and that's it

they stupped comin
coulda plugged em, yesterday
the black d seeds look premature
the other one of a kind... if it's anything, I'm to blame.
whatcha think? plug em anyway, or they'll drown?

r u f'n kiddin me!
not a drop of coffee
back when i was still loved
my lovely g used to get up at whatever hr before a big truck run
and make coffee
used to do it for jimmy, too
my place was hrs from the terminal
fancy name for trucker slum/D.C.
Jimmy's place
was like 5min
besides
if we were gonna stay at my place...
had to get the restraining order lifted from my neighbor's driveway-inn
and my other neighbor's
shot out patio light
those were some dark days
so to speak
good times, though
good times

but g knew she probably wasn't gonna c me for a week r so
if she didn't just stay at Jimmy's place
while we went to get drunk n stuff outta the vicinity
so she'd "drop me off" so i could have one last O, before departure
i dunno where else was i gonna put it
may have been more of a concern of hers, back then
who knows
does it matter
ok so but she'd like clean the empty beer wall n stuff so the roughly 24sf of weekly beer targets
wouldn't get maggots
cleaned the broken zkeet beerpigeons n everything
traps, too...
ahhh... god i need a nap
just thinkin about my 30s
midlife crisis
nah
divorce 😁
i divorce like a champ

my mindset to enter land of all things that kill
sigh...
let's just say
that i meant to b making my own fing coffee
this entire time
not lifted one finger
just remember my lovely g
with fewer miles
when she was still naive enough
to say YES to any requests
ohhhhh.... god that bitch
made such a hot pot of coffee
yeah.... sigh... she used to hate me less
i dunno what i could do
to make her hate
just enough
to have made coffee
by 0330
any suggestions
u guys r like the old men of the sea
u don't care cause
hey
what year does my junk quit
it makes no difference to u
u haven't had to give a shit
about anything
since
whatever ur answer was to the previous question
and somehow
jockey your way to free
or 5 cent coffee
at 0330
for years
since whatever ur answer was to the previous question
teach me
don't let my junk stop working
with no way to coffee fend for myself
no one deserves to b treated that way
I'll need a few other secrets
too
as things come up
from time to time
like how to make her remember
how lovely an extra pair of hands
around the bedroom and kitchen and family room and Jimmy's place and phoenix are.
ok
i need coffee
fuck
 
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well

i guess I'm going to have to go it alone

u guys look rode hard

and just like beaten down souls

sigh

who probably should've shaved

30yrs ago

takes a good woman

doesn't it

if we're gonna do this

I'm going to need a cigarette

...
 
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eh heh

gonna b a rough day

it's not so much

that i drank all day

for $10

bless u oh god of the beer pitcher

my prayers have finally been answered

they're going to get me

my very own keg of Corona

so i can b cheap

they tried to trick me

into thinking I'd have to commit to

3ish nights a week

at 3 beers a night

i saw through these emty threats

at half the price

I'll have that keg handled in 6 weeks

no problemo

unfortunately

the word

ponykeg

was thrown around

lord the 18pk shortages of 2020

nearly took me down

all I'm sayin is

I'll do my best

but it's gonna b close

and

Larry the roofer

is going to have to get with the program

and remember back to the good ol days

of Tuesday n Thursday work

only

Mondays suck universally

Fridays

EVERYONE wants to leave early

hump day

national holidays

need i say more

and Larry the roofer and I

feel weekends r religious holidays
 
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by the way

who wants some money

because i have

a little

sparechange
 
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for those of u

living in the shadows of sin

filing a nonfiler status

with the irs

will get u drug dealers paid

1200

and

one must do this

by july 20th

yup

straight from the mocha's mamma's mouth

if u work under the table

at home raging alcoholic husband

like myself

minus the husband

working under the table

or

not at all

filing that

will get u paid

as mocha's mamma would have u hear

it's on the house
 
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dod inspired

how to neglect and use ur boytoys

for...

ahhh... let THEM c how it feels

to want coffee

thought I'd lost one, last night

they actually drank a surprising amount

didn't think one was going to recover its closed umbrellas

i believe the coffee inspired its speedy recovery
 
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saw tailgunner bill, yesterday

3war veteran

just got back from that stroke

i lost my shyt man

they're enforcing 6'

he comes for the action

he can't hear, now, unless ur in his ear

so for mr v. long

it was a lonely afternoon

he is no longer the man we knew

from the stories

when neighbor bill returned in nov...

i feel like I'm watching mr long's

tic
o
clock

6mo

tic

...

...

toc

torturous to write

torturous to read

torturous to remember

tortuous to breathe

it

...

tic....
.......

toc
 
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and soooo

as

Larry the roofer

has not been silent

about trying to track my hours

mocha's mamma has arranged

whatever cake if any

comes of this roofing job

mr long is going to have a party

for being mr long

and if there is none

they will still hold a night in his honor

only

no new decorations

no hookers

yup

let's have a nice send off

while he still remembers

his name

the only 3 war veteran in this club

biggest hearted

nicest guy u ever met

it'd b nice to believe he never had to

witness any horrors

imagine ur a tailgunner

ur not blind from muzzle flash

because u never fired a shot

ur in a bombing run

ur not the only plane taking shrapnel in the flack jacket heavens

and u have a front row seat

to the heavenly carnage

3x

and a peace occifer

not a hostile bone in the man's body

two beers

$100 in the club

last night

I'd heard

$300

the previous night

took em ten minutes just to articulate

how much someone else should take out of his account
last night

sigh...

the man deserves better

a happy

sound minded

ending

it's such a prison

for such a beautiful bomberbird
 
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6 strain season... or something

u guys cannot let me fuk this up

cannot let me stop labeling forget
or something else I'm forgetting

fuck

anyway

what sux

is if i really like the plant

say

amnesia for instance

mmmmm amnesia...

it's difficult to look at godfather og

and tell it

baby

your the best i ever had

best tasting

best time

u didn't mind the bush for a change

real colas

sigh

what was the question
 
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ahhh yes

u always pine for a ki of amnesia

or so

knowing whatever u said to

the lovely gog

was a lie

and gog will know

even though ur setting her on fire

it's amnesia u will always b craving in ashes n secret stashes

but u don't really want her on ur leg

again

she's old hat

yesterday's

top shelf

ohhhh

but to just sniff it

one more time

what wouldn't u give
 
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just one more last taste

of amnesia

mmmmm

always in my liung

babe

always
 
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unless

u wanna tickle my prostate

again

in a suppository

u r the one girl

I'll take a deep breath for

any

fucking

time
 
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