Mini me clone idea

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this is what u get

if ur Larry the roofer's pup

i promise u

it has more curb appeal

than any of the salad shooter kwrap I've had

in months

and because the plumbing is broken

i certainly don't waste toilet paper

3x a day

much less on a wet fart leftovers jeanseat


think these r dove's juevos

Larry the roofer took em down from his shop

asked me if i wanted em

i asked if they'd hatch

he said

-ltr
nope

burderer!

tillimuck cheese must've been $20 for a 5lb bag, again

usually it has a great deal of pricey cheezzze

riot is going to bite Larry the roofer and take umbrage to this sudden, uninvited, unwarranted reckless abandon
 
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okkkk

hey aman

u know ur good

when programming is done in your name

u want a bonus

tell the farm to put a stop to grow journal terrorism

limit the number of journal entries

to 5 an hour

don't the advertizers pay by number of views

how can u discuss improvements

problems with grow

with 5 an hour

seems counterintuitive

glad i could create jobs for programmers
but they could've spent that money on pot n just asked me to leave

am i that bad a snob

for wanting things my way
 
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shame

jag found himself a cool site

right until 00:00:01

this morning

server updates

go figure
 
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i got a job

temp job

but still

a job

it's not much

and i wish i could say an honest living

but i can't report $10hr

besides it ain't even minimum wage

but

i GOT A JOOOOB

Larry the roofer has been trying to track my hrs

because he's sneaky

and he's cheap

and he exploited a conversation i had with that scrroge

when i specifically asked him

to put his friend hat on

so i could discuss worth

in the lands of poverty

and physical labor

when the sc shell

is long broken

so on this roofing gig

apparently

I'm getting paid

how cool

mr long will get his party

and that cheap

sneaky soab

as he's decided for me

whether i wish to take money

from this veteran

is going to have his first benefits interview

in decades

sc has just reached his first raise season

in decades

STRIKE!

LARRY THE ROOFER'S JOBS

HAVE RATS!
 
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does this look like a bat

imma tell Larry the roofer

i got a new letterhead for him

for the office

u think it's legible

fuck

i told em to pick me up on his way

to town

because his toilet flapper is broken

probably not broken

i noticed the fine Sahara sands of time

probably just fucked the seal

anyway

the way i do plumbing

it's 3 trips minimum to 3 separate plumbing supplies

break alot o shyt

expensive shit

and i always have shit leftover

but no money for fuel

to return the shiny shit i didn't need to break

the wave dave the plumber works

oddly enough

he never goes anywhere without the right tools for the job

so when u ask dave the plumber

-sc
dood
save yourself some money
just use mine

and dave the plumber says

-plumber dave
because u always buy the wrong shit

i mean u guys know i have shit

it's just never

apparently

the right stuff

i never know what it is

it has cool packaging

fuck would i know

I'm not a plumber

isn't this a flapper
 
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because Larry the best friend

was told that in confidence

of Larry the roofer

i won't have this subterfuge in my life

i got enough problems

i may only b worth $10 an hour to

Larry the roofer

if he's gonna go over a buddy's head to the boss

like this

i won't work for less than $10.01

on principle

if he finds my work of value

he's gonna have to pay me every last cent

too

we're gonna have this conversation

u can bet ur ass on that
 
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scuzzy, wolverine

I'm going to do a play by play

walk through

pictorally

hope u don't mind it's here

one of the benefits of the farm to other sites

is

we're not limited

by partial demonstrations

and only 5 entries per hour

so i won't forget n leave something out

n maybe the farm makes a few more bucks

because y'all had to read an inch further down

if it were a choice

I'd have written 420pages in a day on one entry to jack my

or anyone else's thread

but go ahead

blackops

lie

and shoot yourself in the foot

if it were on purpose

about number of entries

or views

i wouldn't send 200 emails a night to sweet sue

or diesel

dod

wolverine

whatever

I'm just pouting

I'm disappointed when people lie
 
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not scuzzy

sorry

short for excuse me from some movie

probably french

u know how em people get
 
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I'll take any tips

but i have indiva710s notes

i know i know

i probably started a budbrawl

subjective

but let's here ur different methods anyway

it'll keep diesel n aqua entertained

should a fight break out

it's a celebratory day

already

they're probably off getting hi together anyway
 
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shit

tomorrow

maybe

i fucked off on peer

to long

no time for tails of airborne jizz
 
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i know

comic

wolfy

bj

pollen jizz

airborne

think stiller

bathroom

something about mary

this is ur mission

should u choose to accept it

this message

already blew up in my face
 
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each pollen molecule

looking like sniper elite 3

x ricky the raindrop

x

the smurfs

meets stick figure

bad mofo from ten year hanoi hilton

hunk of gold metal

meets sperm

gerry garcia silk paisley

fucking dry cleanerz

off a hermie

onto stank's picture frame on his daughter's office desk

off od's window plant

with his avatar behind the glass

all stickicky'd

ya feel me

don't

c what i mean about silk
 
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I'm kinda gettin a feeler

if at any time i was able to b helpful to these sites

that time may have come n gone

i feel like I'm too combative

to b useful

when i don't get my way

arrogance probably

sense of needing to b right

to do what i think is the right thing to do

regardless and without respect

for what our hosts need

not think

not feel

need

i feel it extremely unproductive

wasting good people's time

it's not y i came

just wanted to apologize
 
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Please don't dominate the rap , jack
If you've got nothing new to say
If you please don't back up the track
This trains got to run today

I spent a little time on the mountain
Spent a little time on the hill
Heard some say better run away
Others say better stand still

Now I don't know , but I been told
It's hard to run with the weight of gold
Other hand I've heard it said
It's just as hard with the weight of lead

Who can deny ? Who can deny ?
It's not just a change in style
One step done and another begun
And I wonder how many miles ?

I spend a little time on the mountain
Spend a little time on the hill
Things went down we don't understand
But I think in time we will

Now I don't know but I was told
In the heat of the sun a man died of cold
Keep on comin or stand and wait
With the sun so dark and the hour so late

You can overlook the lack jack
Of any other highway to ride
It's got no signs or dividing lines
And very few rules to guide

I spend a little time on the mountain
I spend a little time on the hill
I saw things getting out of hand
I guess they always will

Now I don't know but I been told
If the horse don't pull you got to carry the
Load

I don't know whose backs that strong
Maybe find out before too long

One way or another one way or another
One way or another , this darkness got to give ............
 
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I'm kinda gettin a feeler

if at any time i was able to b helpful to these sites

that time may have come n gone

i feel like I'm too combative

to b useful

when i don't get my way

arrogance probably

sense of needing to b right

to do what i think is the right thing to do

regardless and without respect

for what our hosts need

not think

not feel

need

i feel it extremely unproductive

wasting good people's time

it's not y i came

just wanted to apologize
What you talking bout Willis ? Everybody needs sparechange , even bill gates .......
 
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