Foutwenty71 said:

Back on the deer subject... A little humor time check this video out I just did with my drone... I already scared him away once today with a Roman candle and he came back...lol... Payback time
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that was more fun than it looked.....hehehehehe

dire wolf said:

And I have an off colored pee story , but I'll need at least 3 members to say they want to hear it before I tell it , that way I know I have as a deranged audience as me ...
Going out now , be back in 2 hours , if there are at least 3 thumbs up , I'll tell the story , otherwise I'll save it for my other nasty friends who might get a laugh out of it .......

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Oh boy , look now 4 thumbs up and me , that makes 5

Ok , so one of you started talking about wolf piss , and mentiond me , cool,
But then as I read it , exactly the same moment I finished reading the sentence , my phone rang....

What a coincidence , now I'm going to share a ridiculous yet some wat funny story about pee , urine , piss , whatever you prefer......

I've been taking care of my dad on and off for the past decade , but since I'm out of the country , he's got a house keeper , companion , nurse that looks after him , I got him hooked on growing years ago , he love smoking ands been doing it since the 80's ? He's 93 now and just stopped his closet grow about 2 years ago , so now you guys have an idea of how much longer you'll be at it .....

Only problem is he used to fuck up every grow , because he was lazy and one of those old men who knew everything , I mean to him , nobody could get his respect , he did his own dental work because the dentist was an idiot , never went to the doctor because they were full of shit , did his own plumbing , electrical work repair anything and everything , breaking shit and half assed fix on everything , no insurance , no license , just a crazy old dude .....

Kind of like a dean Martin , Sammy Davis Jr. Generation rat pack mentality , loved the ladies , turned into mr charming every time a young girl passed by , one day I was looking for him and some sexy young neighbor tells me he's in the kitchen fixing her refrigerator .....
He didn't know a fucking thing about repairing appliances.....

And anything I explained to him about growing , he would intentionally not do just to piss me off,
Timer , unplugged , inline fan unplugged , water , feed , nah , doesn't need it ....I mean I never saw anything like it , he would leave lights on burn plants do the craziest shit and somehow always come up with a smoke able couple of ounces , then drying , holy shit , hang , dry , brown bag , nope ....just cut the buds and throw in the freezer and cure em later after they were defrosted .....
He did weird shit and frustrated me and everyone else , looking back I think it just gave him pleasure to drive his family nuts.....

It was about 2 years ago , I decided to paint his entire apartment and put down a new floor , he was having fun helping me , he smoked a joint and when we were finished he sat back on the couch , I said hey pop , nice job , and he says " what are you talking about "
I said do you like the new floor and paint , he says huh ? What paint
Then I thought he was fucking with me and I say ok , no prob , then I ask again 20 min later and ask , are you fucking with me ?

He had a blank look in his eyes , so next day I take him to the doctor , and the doctor tells me , yea don't worry , it's just early dementia....

I've been dealing with this crazy normal / not normal behavior for 2 years so far ...and he's doing the weirdest shit , every time I have the housekeeper turn the tv on for him he watches it , then un plugs the tv from the wall , then he unplugs the lights then the fridge , and when I call him the next day he tells me everything in the house is broken , so I get my brother to drill plates over every socket , last time I went to visit him it was 98 dig in August , so I put a window air cond in the high rise apartment he lives in , come back a week later it's gone , I asked him what the hell happened to the air cond , he shrugs his shoulders and says , ugh I unplugged it , yea but where the hell is it ? He tells me someone took it or it might have fallen out the window......

I could go on endlessly about is worsening condition , but it's not that bad , he's got part time help and though never seen a dr he's pretty healthy at 93
Last time I saw him he told me he's done with cloths , their too annoying so he walks around all day in a pair of stretched out fruit of the loom boxers with a pack of cigarettes in the waistband , my wife keeps asking him to get dressed and he just starts cracking up laughing , it's nuts

It was about 2 years ago when I visited , he offers me a glass of Hawaiian Punch , for those of you guys old enough to know ,Hawaiian punch was the cool summer drink of 1980
Used to be a funny commercial on tv , how bout a nice Hawaiian Punch , you can YouTube it .....

So I take the glass and it's orange like Hawaiian Punch but smells more like Hawaiian piss....
I put it down , then I dump it down the toilet

About 20 min later , my wife tells me , go check out your dad , he's standing in the kitchen peeing into a glass...

So I say hey dad , what are you doing , he says " nothing " I tell him , your not doing nothing , your peeling into a kitchen glass .....

Then I figure he's just having a weird day , and I let it go , but at that moment I realize he's getting a little wacky so I install some security cameras in the home to keep an eye on him , and sure enough , he's peeing in a glass everyday and leaving it all over the house ,
I asked him why he keeps doing that and he tells me someone took the toilet out of the bathroom and he knows what he's doing ......

But he's in the kitchen , and the toilet is working fine .....
So at the exact moment that you guys were talking about wolf piss , the nurse / housekeeper
Calls me long distance and tells me , everything's great except the pee problem , but she got a giant beer mug and told him it's the new toilet , very proud of herself ....

Wonderful getting old
Don't drink any Hawaiian Punch if I offer it ....

Hope you guys saw the humor and not grossed out ....

hawaiian punch and everclear>early 80s. Could do some damage as it was sooo sweet

my Dad thankfully passed in the mid to late stages of dementia, its rough on everyone

the rrock said:

my Dad thankfully passed in the mid to late stages of dementia, its rough on everyone

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Hey rock , yes it's tough to watch your loved ones loose it ...... Not an easy time now , I got 3 of em to take care of .....
But there are still some good moments so we're ok ..

the rrock said:

hawaiian punch and everclear>early 80s. Could do some damage as it was sooo sweet

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Yea , that and " tang"

SPARECHANGE said:

and my cloner sprayers, "APPEAR", to strip off any dip
i think when dod is in one of her anticannabis moods
she just tosses hers in straight up tap, besides her more serious strainz... she's mentioned plenty of methods

i mention it because it may b an extremely valid point, ur makin very softly spoken

when i grow ditch weed or my next fuckit male

I'll not dip the cutting n c what happens

if it takes

even if it takes longer to root

i think most of us, especially med/perpetual- look for bottle necking trix that still work, reliably

this, may b another stalling technique
if it goes 100/100 in an aero cloner

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I been using plain tap water lately, 120ppm 8.5ph for clones just in cups of plain water & seeds get same water in coffee filters then put in jiffy pellets, used domes, gels, ez cloner, straight into cups, I've tried lots but liking the water cup method at the moment, want clones to take 2-3 weeks to root right now

i have to get ready for work

so I'll catch up

later

need to try to focus n get this out

med

or can someone ask med

did he essentially say

yesterday

flawless finish is a waste of time n money

in his opinion

his OPINION

what I'm lookin to hear

my observations

have a tendency to fall right in line

every fucking time

not with what he's seen in a book

what he...

his intuition is better than any ed

i wonder if ph balanced bud

smokes different

than 5.5-6.5 finished bud

interesting

mapping out the road to finding out

clone

diff pot/tank

could it even b tested

i say no

not with all things

being equal

9 days and this one's got Roots... Cheap three-year-old Walmart rooting hormone...by looking at the others they're not too far behind..
Touchdown Minnesota!!! As the Vikings squash the Green Bay Butt Packers

dire wolf said:

Yea , I hear ya dreams , but Where am I supposed to go with an accusation ?
I've already spent 100 hours answering noob questions with nothing but encouraging support....
Some people are just dopes ,

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gna need to see proof.onm go

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Hey guys,
Staring at my growing clones , most of them at about 14 inchess now, so i guess thats what shops sell as "teens" ? I have no idea...

So i decided to challenge myself to a "mini me" clone attempt....
What if i had to bug out and there was no room in my bag ? What if i had to leave town in a hurry ?

What if i had to depend on someone else to snatch a twig off my precious east coast sour diesel mom , because say i was laid up in the hospital ?

Or ???? Just for the hell of trying something new . I recently saw a friend with a rather large "clone only " collection, he's short on space like most of us , (i garden in my bedroom ) , so he's got everything "bonsai" style...

I looked down on the floor and saw lots of tiny little clones in trays , i swear some were so small i asked him if he was trying to clone a "leaf" .? It looked nuts , but he showed me little tiny roots, and a year later , im thinking, i got nothing to do at midnight....im gonna try this...

Probably going to use only first growth up from dirt......

So my competition starts tonight at midnighg ! Anyone and everyone is invited to compete ( smallest cut,grows roots) just kidding about the competition...but imma do it !

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This was a pruned tiny bit of stem I pulled off when I tossed it to the floor it was sitting Ina puddle left from watering the moms. Accidentally left it there the next day or day after perhaps cannot quite recall, I saw it picked it up and noticed roots so I hit it with some superthrive and planted it out of curiosity and looks like it's doing ok.

Man that was some really good weed

My first-ever mini clone second time flowering... Wish I would have let her veg a couple of more weeks... Looking like a thing of beauty....I went for the flush about 4 days ago because the pistils were starting to Brown... 2 days later she started putting on more weight, and got a few burnt tips on the leaves which were never there before..... Organix finally kicking in LOL.... I was thinking this morning about 10 more days but after looking at her today, after work... probably a little longer.... Sweet and silvery.... Kind of smells cat pissy its pungent... But not really a skunky smell like I desire... But looks undeniably potent

Foutwenty71 said:

My first-ever mini clone second time flowering... Wish I would have let her veg a couple of more weeks... Looking like a thing of beauty....I went for the flush about 4 days ago because the pistils were starting to Brown... 2 days later she started putting on more weight, and got a few burnt tips on the leaves which were never there before..... Organix finally kicking in LOL.... I was thinking this morning about 10 more days but after looking at her today, after work... probably a little longer.... Sweet and silvery.... Kind of smells cat pissy its pungent... But not really a skunky smell like I desire... But looks undeniably potentView attachment 1005208View attachment 1005207View attachment 1005205View attachment 1005206

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Hey fou , are these the ones you bring in and out everyday ? Awesome result .....

dire wolf said:

Hey fou , are these the ones you bring in and out everyday ? Awesome result .....

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Yes they are.... This is the only one I'm doing that with currently.... The other one was giving me a hard time... And mostly turned out to be a disappointment.. I think I stressed it out into turning into a Herm... Something in my soil mix didn't agree with her I think... Since the buds weren't ripe completely I dried them over about seven days and ground them up just for the kief... Found two mature seeds.. and 0 immature seeds and no signs of male sack anywhere... Having said that and being a month past solstice I stuck her in the ground outside and she's regrowing... We'll see if mother nature can fix what I screwed up
Every year I have a favorite plant that I put my best resources to and devote the most time to.. that just shifted to this plant. This one is the one I harvested May 31st and regrew....Going to trick her into flowering over the next 10 days and see if the shorter days keep her blooming... I bet they do.. hoping they do LOL... Sure would make life easier

storybook time?

children... go grab a carpet sample from the dustmite pile

bring it back here and gather in a circle so we can pass the flu-bong

now... who has my red lighter?

wolverine! stop licking your sisters!

and that... too...

would you like to know... how i know... something is very wong???

let me show you... better grab your dickens cause

here

we

go