Post Your Cannabis Lab Test Results

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Greetings Cultivators!

I am a medical card holder in my state and fighting cancer with Cannabis via the Rick Simpson protocol. I have been treating my own cancer for about a year now and am beating this horrible disease. Part of that success is selecting flower for my medicine that has high levels of THC, but also certain cancer fighting terpenes. Testing has been key for me in my medicine and normally when I go to the dispensary I carefully go over their available strains to pick those with the terpenes I need.

I am now growing my own medicine and trying to get to the point where I do not have to pay dispensary prices anymore and just rely on my homegrown. Key to that success is testing my flower and I did do that on 4 plants from a previous grow back in May of this year. I currently have another plant being tested and more again when other grows finish within the next month. The oil I made from this flower reflected the great numbers in the test results and made some great medicinal oil.

I thought it might be fun to post lab results in a thread and also see test results from others who would like to share them.

Below are the results from the 4 plants back in May and I will have results for the latest grow, Apples and Bananas next week. I had two plants of the Crescendo strain and 2 Purple Zkittlez by Ethos.

Crescendo 1

Crescendo 2


Purple zkittlez 1


Purple zkittlez 2
 
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While my wife isn't fighting cancer. She is fighting epilepsy that has went wild because of the china flu. Was under control and now nothing works. Thanks a lot POS china and US Gov. idiots. She is on all the pharma meds and also on custom made CBD from a buddy of mines lab. I see these reports from his base stock he uses to make the CBD and the reports on the finished product.
 
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While my wife isn't fighting cancer. She is fighting epilepsy that has went wild because of the china flu. Was under control and now nothing works. Thanks a lot POS china and US Gov. idiots. She is on all the pharma meds and also on custom made CBD from a buddy of mines lab. I see these reports from his base stock he uses to make the CBD and the reports on the finished product.
Sorry to hear about the difficult challenges your wife is facing. I do hope that you can find a way to help her using Cannabis, I know there has been a lot of research in this particular field. You probably already know this but I found an article that might bring some different information that could help. Linalool, which is a great terpene that I always look for in my strains, has shown promise helping folks with epilepsy. There are also certain strains that evidence has shown may help your wife. Best of luck with this bro, hope you find something useful!

 
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Got my lab test results today for the Apples and Bananas. THC levels are a bit below what I was hoping for but still respectable. Still finding the sweet spot for harvest and think I may have harvested a bit early.

However, what blew me away was the terpene report where this flower hit almost 4% terps! Wow!

Myrcene is off the charts at a full 2%+ and the anti cancer terps are respectable as well as the anti anxiety compliment.

Apples and Bananas Lab Test part 1


Apples and Bananas Lab Test part 2
 
CannaGranny

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Any luck at the lab?
Yes, I got it done but boy do I have a story to tell you! When I left there the only thing I had was thc content. Not what I was looking for. I wanted a breakdown like the ones above, mainly looking at terps as my Daughter has seizures and there is a lot of new info out concerning terps.
Two of the three was exactly what I expected. Orange Widow came in at 25%, that was expected. The Future 1 came in at 37.020% that was expected. The shocker was the ATF as honestly it’s my fav, it came in at 16.080%! That was not expected. It’s high runs around 21%.
Now to make a long story short: Dumb and Dumber was in full play. At first after having been called by the owner and told the machine was up and going, first words out of his employees mouth was, “I don’t think we can do it.” My answer was they better be able to do it as I just drove 120 miles one way. The reason they did not think they could do it? The scales used to measure the sample did not work. It was a simple case of needed to have a tare set on it. I fixed that. OK, so we are up and running, right?
I brought three samples, after listening to a lengthy pitch about this being an alcohol extracted test, I was then told each sample would require about twenty mins. I had two other bags with a couple grams in them, which she took possession of. These bags have my name and Missouri Medical numbers on them. Which is required by state law.
My girlfriend (as in friend only, have to make that plain these days) went to lunch, and came back about an hr and a half later. All was done and I was ready to argue the ATF results. I ask for a print out only to be told that their printer was down, but I could take a pic of her IPAD. I ask for the excess of the samples, after being told three different things I find out it takes a tenth of a gram, but anyway..guess what? My samples are now missing! Four - Six grams in two bags. I took the first samples excess before I left as she had started testing. Not only are they missing, but they have my name on it, my med card number and my phone number!
Now, I’m pissed. No two ways around that. I told the lady, I’m going to step outside to my car for a few mins to get control of myself, and then I told her I would be calling the Sheriffs office and reporting the theft. I mean the bags had all of my info on them! I could just see some young kid getting busted three blocks from there and Viola’ purported dealers name etc on the bags, plus I could lose both med rights and cultivators licenses for this!
I went on to the car, and within about two mins they came running out the door with both bags! Story over right? Nope!
I poked both bags in a pouch behind my seat and drove off. When I got home I retrieved both bags…guess what? One sample the sixteen percenter was my flower, the other the thirty seven? Was not my stuff! They sell hemp and cbd flower in there, I strongly suspect that I got a “free” nug of that!
So all in all a pretty bad experience. Beyond THC content and total cannabinoids that’s all I learned.
We can’t mail these samples, so I’ll be looking for a lab in Springfield or St. Lou.
Main thing I wanted to know was the terps and THC content of the Future 1 as it’s touted as the highest out there. It came in like a train on time. The rest of it was a shit show that drove an old ladies blood pressure through the roof.
Oh and one more thing, there was no charge for any of it..imagine that!
Your twenty one percent average was off but that 16.8 didn’t help anything. However the average on all three was 26%.
 
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Yes, I got it done but boy do I have a story to tell you! When I left there the only thing I had was thc content. Not what I was looking for. I wanted a breakdown like the ones above, mainly looking at terps as my Daughter has seizures and there is a lot of new info out concerning terps.
Two of the three was exactly what I expected. Orange Widow came in at 25%, that was expected. The Future 1 came in at 37.020% that was expected. The shocker was the ATF as honestly it’s my fav, it came in at 16.080%! That was not expected. It’s high runs around 21%.
Now to make a long story short: Dumb and Dumber was in full play. At first after having been called by the owner and told the machine was up and going, first words out of his employees mouth was, “I don’t think we can do it.” My answer was they better be able to do it as I just drove 120 miles one way. The reason they did not think they could do it? The scales used to measure the sample did not work. It was a simple case of needed to have a tare set on it. I fixed that. OK, so we are up and running, right?
I brought three samples, after listening to a lengthy pitch about this being an alcohol extracted test, I was then told each sample would require about twenty mins. I had two other bags with a couple grams in them, which she took possession of. These bags have my name and Missouri Medical numbers on them. Which is required by state law.
My girlfriend (as in friend only, have to make that plain these days) went to lunch, and came back about an hr and a half later. All was done and I was ready to argue the ATF results. I ask for a print out only to be told that their printer was down, but I could take a pic of her IPAD. I ask for the excess of the samples, after being told three different things I find out it takes a tenth of a gram, but anyway..guess what? My samples are now missing! Four - Six grams in two bags. I took the first samples excess before I left as she had started testing. Not only are they missing, but they have my name on it, my med card number and my phone number!
Now, I’m pissed. No two ways around that. I told the lady, I’m going to step outside to my car for a few mins to get control of myself, and then I told her I would be calling the Sheriffs office and reporting the theft. I mean the bags had all of my info on them! I could just see some young kid getting busted three blocks from there and Viola’ purported dealers name etc on the bags, plus I could lose both med rights and cultivators licenses for this!
I went on to the car, and within about two mins they came running out the door with both bags! Story over right? Nope!
I poked both bags in a pouch behind my seat and drove off. When I got home I retrieved both bags…guess what? One sample the sixteen percenter was my flower, the other the thirty seven? Was not my stuff! They sell hemp and cbd flower in there, I strongly suspect that I got a “free” nug of that!
So all in all a pretty bad experience. Beyond THC content and total cannabinoids that’s all I learned.
We can’t mail these samples, so I’ll be looking for a lab in Springfield or St. Lou.
Main thing I wanted to know was the terps and THC content of the Future 1 as it’s touted as the highest out there. It came in like a train on time. The rest of it was a shit show that drove an old ladies blood pressure through the roof.
Oh and one more thing, there was no charge for any of it..imagine that!
Your twenty one percent average was off but that 16.8 didn’t help anything. However the average on all three was 26%.

This is why you should casually mention that you could snipe the hair off their nutsac from a mile away. Doesn't surprise me that your lowest THC % bud hits you the hardest. We've been tricked bamboozled and fooled into thinking all that attributes to the effect is the THC %
 
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This is why you should casually mention that you could snipe the hair off their nutsac from a mile away. Doesn't surprise me that your lowest THC % bud hits you the hardest. We've been tricked bamboozled and fooled into thinking all that attributes to the effect is the THC %
I truly was shocked! Everybody loves that Future 1, I strongly suspect it’s because they have an idea of that percentage, but I can tell you out of all three that 16.8 is my fav. Hard hitting long lasting and mellow.
As for yesterday, in an hours time I was a potential dealer, I was for sure not gonna share my shooting skills too!
 
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I truly was shocked! Everybody loves that Future 1, I strongly suspect it’s because they have an idea of that percentage, but I can tell you out of all three that 16.8 is my fav. Hard hitting long lasting and mellow.
As for yesterday, in an hours time I was a potential dealer, I was for sure not gonna share my shooting skills too!
L O L! What a story! What an ordeal! Hell no THC is not everything, like Paul Harvey used to say. Stay tuned for the rest of the story! Too bad you couldn’t get all the info you wanted. Thank you for the update and hang in there sister!
 
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Got my lab test results today for the Apples and Bananas. THC levels are a bit below what I was hoping for but still respectable. Still finding the sweet spot for harvest and think I may have harvested a bit early.

However, what blew me away was the terpene report where this flower hit almost 4% terps! Wow!

Myrcene is off the charts at a full 2%+ and the anti cancer terps are respectable as well as the anti anxiety compliment.

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I'm more interested in contaminant's in my pot....All the other stuff is lost on me...If I get the buzz that's what counts....Taste, smell and smoke ability.... are important as well. What I'd like to know is how much cat hair, dust particles and bugs per gram I'm smoking......filters smilter it still gets through, I don't have a sterile environment to grow in so stuff gets through and sticky buds attract flying passers by like Venus fly traps.......Not that the info will change much but I'd just like to know what I'm really smoking......I've a joint of GG#4 between my lips as I type this...lol
 
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I'm more interested in contaminant's in my pot....All the other stuff is lost on me...If I get the buzz that's what counts....Taste, smell and smoke ability.... are important as well. What I'd like to know is how much cat hair, dust particles and bugs per gram I'm smoking......filters smilter it still gets through, I don't have a sterile environment to grow in so stuff gets through and sticky buds attract flying passers by like Venus fly traps.......Not that the info will change much but I'd just like to know what I'm really smoking......I've a joint of GG#4 between my lips as I type this...lol
I was interested in that too! Growing indoors, organically and no animals allowed, I was seriously curious.
 
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Got my latest test results from the indoor grow of the Triangle Grape Cake and the 4 plants from my greenhouse. I had to take the greenhouse plants earlier than I would have liked because of sub zero temps, snow and high winds that moved in and stayed.

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Greenhouse Plants-
ApplesBananas GH Test A

ApplesBananas GH Test B
Banana OG Test A


Banana OG Test B
Wedding Cake Test A
Wedding Cake Test B
Cherry Tonic Web Test A

Cherry Tonic Web Test B
 
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I think the pass/fail threshold is 12% and it's mainly for dispensary grows. I asked the lab if moisture levels affect the test results and they said no. I got them close and I feel pretty good about those "failures".
 
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