POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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This leaf spreader?

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This?

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Or this, but modified in some sort of genius way?

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think of an octopus on an eight armed medieval stretcher
like the old universal studios had n the 70s, when jaws n chips were the coolest attractions they had... a stretcher like that only the octopus' head is just a hole
a collar n then we think steering wheel puller and u know i have actually seen a spreader tool and i can't for the life of me remember
whether it was literally a kitchen food tool, automotive technology tool, construction tool, or toy in west Hollywood's pleasure chest
but i have seen a fucking spreading tool, somewhere and if u looked at it, you'd know exactly where to take the reins from here
if we don't tweak em
most flants have a symmetry to them
like a navigational star
and once some asshole invents the dam thing for us.... then, we can say
-we say
can ya make those arms bendable, now


fibonacci sequence n all

but ya know

i think if u look at a top down untopped plant
you'll see exactly what I'm saying

as to where one could apply such a tool

but even a pair of seckscuffs

I'm just being dirty so the common nan can imagine handcuffs, easily

but the kind that have a solid bar in the middle

now think lego man hands

so as to hold something apart

maybe I'm over thinking it

but i was pissed off about groyos getting lost in translation

thanks to mr "BROWN"

and when i get weird

i can get a lil dark so

with mr brown

i came back with mr black

had a beer

likely

probably Corona

it's hard to find anything else around here

if u know what i mean

and said

fuck groyos

i could use spreaders, anyway

realizing in this minute second in time

i had a religious experience

SCROGGING IS PREFERABLE to sogging

any fucking day of the week

and here's the genius of the entire structure when i can actually come full circle
whether u choose to scrog, or not
and access
will b directly affecting the answers as to your original questions.

here's a pearl for ya
i could use a fucking groyo option for proptray lids
rappelling through the air vents
and a computer fan airflow adapter optional gift with purchase for the god dam cloner

and if ya wanna get really nasty

mylar in fashion

yall missed the bus on n95; incorporating fear into fashion

how far back ya wanna go

man if ur diy smart

there's a handful of inventions

burried in a collaborative collection of books we wrote together

whith people like yourself inspiring we

ur a lil late to exploit some investment ideas i tossed out

but for a tard

sometimes i can still fart pretty loud
they just don't have that same ol bold I AM HERE... HARK! IT IS I WHO HAVE ARRIVED! statement, anymore; quite like they use to so now i figure fuck it... nobody listens to a schizotard, anyway
but if you'd been here, sooner... if nothing else, coulda made ya some money in the market... hate to see ya join us in returning to a life of villainous awesome cannibal crime.
nothing like having the family for a friendly dinner... know what i mean.
oh, shit... this is the cannabis thread?! sorry, man. my bad. nevermind all that shit about cannabis. I'm just monitoring his computer, while he's on lunch. my bad... so... who we havin for lunch, today?

 

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muahahahaha heeee eeee heeee

 

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This leaf spreader?

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This?

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Or this, but modified in some sort of genius way?

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the disney movie with the keep moving forward dood with the COW LICK... the Villain had an angry machine that didn't have small arms so to speak
and its crab claws with an outward force think umbrella and those fucking arm tips that always rip through making u throw it on the ground and kick the shit out of em for the lying whores they are
telling us
-umbrella
you'll be safe
nice warm n dry... if u pick me... look how shiny i am....
until i fuck you and cause u a trip the the er
shooting your girlfriend's eyeball at you
-true story
right before u coulda gotta bj on that first juicy fruit moment
ahhhh... just think of it... laying back in you vw bug driver's seat
she's giving u that pirate look
cause her eyeball's rollin round n round in an ol pot baggy
til u stop stalling out... because that lil fuckin tiedown and poor workmanship without a thought to the winds that brought the storm...

I'm just sayin
if ur tired of datin oneeyedlien
and dicking around with manipulation for light exposure
maybe u could see better with an ocd defol from the top down... I've many examples , but it'd need to b stronger than an umbrella with forces opposed from the centeroid of the mechanism
bones? bones? aha pirate... treasure planet.
anyway, i wouldn't buy that umbrella, if i were u cause she ain't gonna risk pokin that other eye out, when she's soakin wet
because u couldn't design a pot spreader and a reliable umbrella that gets u from point a to swallowpoint... without oneeyedjoe bein soakin fuckin wet.
trust me... better to just fuck on first date, than have to pay for an er bill, like that, but i must say
I've always respected the patch, and would kill to c an antique monocle before your very eye... totally sympathize with your plight. how's the ol cribbage marker treatin ya, ahab?

 

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Thank you for the answer, or don't. That is ok too.

Sometimes the best idea comes from the craziest of places. Have no worries, I chat with Aqua and others to diversify the perspectives that are exposed to this grey matter of mine.

I did not give all the details. So maybe I should elaborate. Bear with me.

The thing about this lovely tall room is that it's a son of a bitch to reach the girls in the back. I can do it. Either removing the reservoir and crawling under to the fan in the back. Like a narco smuggler. (trust me, I am not built for this). But it "can" be done.

Or I can take out the front right tote, set it down elsewhere, and crawl on the 2x4 frame like an awkward adult lost at the playground on LSD. For now, my knees don't mind and this works, but I fear the harsh stress that the roots in the front right tote would experience. I am no herculean specimen, and lifting these bitches out of their crib is no simple feat.

So long story still long, I rather this be more of a set it and forget it room.

I see the face. Save it for the boiled spinach.

I have a solution.

I take all that pain the arse larf, and I extract it with my fancy, smancy, closed loop butane extractor. So every single bit of plant matter that has any THC in it will be raped and harvested into concentrate form to find it's ultimate demise on the end of my dab stick.

I do save and smoke the buds from the colas, but that is not 100% relevant. So, hark back to the point and don't dally here.

So, knowing my value resides in never having to open that door, does that change your perspective, and in turn maybe your advice?

I have manifold, lolipopped, donkey dicked my share of cannabis plants. But now with my new toy, and my need for added humidity, I need other excuses to make them "pretty" with defoliation, de little-shit-growth-fuckering. I am thinking maybe just let them grow as is, let the colas compete. Let the larf be Larfy. Let the air be steamy. And pray to all the gods that probably don't care that they just naturally grow into a happy canopy without much more training. Just putting those 2 lines you see on each of them was a PAIN.

So, what do you think?

About this I mean.

butane is dangerous

 

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butane is dangerous

I made sure to pay for quality safety eqp

 

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butane is dangerous

Colonoscopy?

 

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Why would I make love to a one eyed girl with an umbrella? I think that's the real question.

 

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a tomato cage

look at grows with em on YouTube

they do an amazing job

exposing as much of the plant to light as they want to afford

and what i noticed

about every one of em

they required

access

here... shit... med has all the pretty pictures and truthfully
based on ur grow space

I'd b thinkin musical pots n learning zealot set n forgemediumz

but the entire room

would b full of leaves

and u ain't mentioned having to raise n lower the furthest light in

with minimal access without a very strong anchor n pulley system and would need to have a pulley system rather than the common ratcheting clamps that tend to come... with kings

this is one i dug up

from before i went crazy n neglected my ladies

nah

fuck it

I'll get lost

just imagine the entire space
filled with leaves

or find mimedgrowers thread

didn't c an air filter

i couldn't contain the smell from my neighbors
running two filters

yes, aussy virgin

and my neighbors r acres away

can't open a fucking window

eyes constantly burning

 

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Why would I make love to a one eyed girl with an umbrella? I think that's the real question.

Why not:)

 

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scrog

can't reach the back

groyos

ever read pinocchio

ever seen a marionette in person

get to play with it

break it

ever get it untangled

u know the training part of full metal jacket

under the wire

down range

ever go on a commercial, offshore fishing vacation boat

ever watch the kids piss off their parents, getting their lines tangled

ever seen a grown man naked

soooo we're walking to the water heater end

with 50 growyos

8 tomatoe cages

and two scrog nets

to adjust the lights n deal with the pm from high rh

and Charlie's got some incoming from the tet offensive

your mr brown sleeve gets tangled in a line
yanking off the biggest 50lb premature unflushed cola as u cave in the ceiling

setting fire to mr brown's hair

like a pepsi sponsored darwin award night

and the fire setting off the gas line to the water heater that got u electrocuted

might upset your late woman's family

not to mention killing your cyclops, RA...lady

because with that recent loss of depth perception

singin n the rain as opposed to not
with her mouthful

u know I'm kinda rethinking whether u should growing

i think u missed ur calling

can u really hear the aztec gold

?

but if that's a gas water heater

know what that is

presubsizized diox generator

and

a clever idea

rental?

if not

are those bearing walls?

could u have an access flap

also exploit the chimney of the water heater

stovepipe they call those?
cold water right there, too

too bad

u don't have

access

powdery mildew is a bitch

 

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now ur just being petty about semantics

couldn't we just

-sc singing
come (sp?) on Eileen

cept he got that piece of shit umbrella

so it never actually happened this way

i don't want to b dirty

i think the singer intended it the other spelling n some rookie in the editing room
was high at work that day

 

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I never met a person that wrote like I did when I was addicted to coke meth and mdma.
i hope you get better, I read your stuff your really good at growing.
Hope you heal with the power of weed. ❤

ok

so one of my peeps

is a true bonafide hippie

like diesel n beach chare just got lucky in the .com era
but he's one of THEY

u can tell

guarenteed

he's helicoptered

into that sick solarium of his

nicer than that wannabe pilot

on YouTube

so u just kinda know

wink wink

and THEY

and my intriguing neighbors

aliens

starmen

shadow people

yeah man...

first kid on my block

to hear

not from a fucking pos abandoned technologied Samsung tv

and he texts me after beer30 & says
something to the effect
of needing to remove to attachments

dood

i wanted to punch him

in the throat

but the next day

hyde told em this

i find it profound

 

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says he's an empath

i don't go for hooga booga

to each their own

 

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He followed me a couple days ago so I kinda wanted to see who he was. was a cool thread ride

nothing permanent
i hope

seems like u still have more access than civilians

 

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I admire the clone dome, never seen one like that. nice.

i was worried about it when i ordered it

it's weak

if it had been solid

i couldn't cheat the light another 8" closer

those r more expensive n to raise n lower a light on those

requires a more expensive light as one is not diy handy



u guys know what scares me

is with all my phobias n manias

EVERYONE in this room knows the word for this is

mmmm

mmmm

fuck is the word!!!!

eccentric

and the dumb trucker in me

relates that word to financially comfortable people

typically well known

i have 10000 tangents for this

because the word itself

as a label

i gotta b honest

if applied to me

flattering

know what it takes to qualify

torture

tragedy

horror

constant fear

pressure

anyway

10000 tangents

realize

how much good i could do

with another sweaty wadd of cash

and yet

so corrupting

so unappealing

what do i even want that i don't already resent having

u wanna talk about inner conflict

sooo... if writing suddenly appealed to u

because with what's goin on, mentally, as well as physically
not wanting to b retired

i mean look at Forman

look at ali

they're doin great

n how many times did George srsrsrsrsrsrsr come out of retirement, successfully

know what I'm sayin

so ali boomaiay

and let's rock

but

as delusion is part of the gift with purchase at the crazy counter with that smokin brunette and that look on ur face of... hmmm she looks enough like a naughty nurse in that white coat... u never know

might just b gibberish

and nobody want to b the one to say in post coital bliss

-sc to the temp freak
I've had better

u know cause they feel they'd b shuttin off my only light left n cousin felix's magical bag of trix

 

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i they got this from me

u know that

right

fuck

that's just a weekday

for me

-true story

 

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how r u
Relaxed, anxious, in limbo


how is your family
far apart, growing, new beginnings


are u treating someone
yes

targeting specific ailments
diabetes, pregnancy, borderline personality

u still have it

can't focus

this is y u mixed your responses with my questions

ur ocd thorough

it bothers u when your , "Facebook friends", are dismissive and don't bother answering the questions u cared enough to ask

and finish bragbooking about how wonderful their lives are

when the husband is knocking up a spearmint rhino dancer and the wife is socking dick in Mexico that ain't
her
husband's...
for a tony Montana $20


sound about right

soooo

cbd for the diabetic
carrots inferred

cbg for the mental

congrats on new kids on the block

and ummm

ummm

multiple strain cocktail oil

during childbirth

started at neg 60°f

and finished at 240°
u already know ur breaking bad solvents n basic chemistry

or

u could make a multiple strain cocktail
with all these things in every Phoenix teardrop

take 2 & call me in the morning

sorry for korning ur contradiction

now i know ur just a fellow tard

and not some teenager lookin for a peer site to grow pot for them they can sell

i know ur crazy will catch it

and a teenager

would not have

it was a hidden message the people who read me would've heard loud n clear sayin

-sc
let's keep an eye on this one

arrr so to speak

but now it makes perfect sense to me

I'm sorry you're fucked up

i wouldn't wish it on anyone

 

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i just grab a femur from my lovely g when i need any stainless cookware
she's my bionic woman
and i am her
sparechange [literally and figuratively]
retart
in a $6 tarp cape
from what should b the 7 diamond hotel that was pic'n'sav
but is now
shamefully
the shithole
that biglots has become

 

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Why would I make love to a one eyed girl with an umbrella? I think that's the real question.

to b the first kid on your block...
to have one
i thought that was kinda obvious
i was actually a lil envious of u
but if ur gonna b like that...