POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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Not true ! They call it mid grade here get $15-20 a quarter for some seeds and dust! Brings back 80’s memories though

I'm not sure how to take this

when it comes to the response emoji

i mean

i nearly broke my wrist

snowboarding

ask anyone if i wasn't grateful

to have those seeds n stems to smoke

it's worse than the feeling a hooker with an abscess tooth feels

when she checks her knees for new rugburns

the morning after a long night

at the office

so to speak

 

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because it's not like u can say

i think i should c a doctor

when ur buddies

AND YOU

just snorted a quarter ounce n hit bear mountain's black diamonds

or the girl in the mirror can say

-hooker say
should never have sucked that last dick

 

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for a good time

call

1

976

wolfy-me

 

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when wolverine goes to Starbucks Tahiti
he orders his coffee

black

98.6°

 

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thinking about a comment

my lovely g made last night

about salinity

and pineapples

or something

I'm looking over at a guy having the waiter

girnd salt onto his meal

and i thought

boy

i bet he'd just love jizz

so then the gay waiter asks

whether he'd like some fresh parmesan

I'm I'm saying to myself

if he says

-he say
boy i should would

I'm going to lose my shit

 

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i know ehat ur thinkin

the doctor did say

wolverine's sodium levels

were a little

on the high side

I'm just sayin...

 

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hey dod

when u go out

do u salt ur sausage

 

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for a good time call dod at

976 NaCl ur sausage

 

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the real genius is

if dod say yes

we'll all b dialing

if she says no

we'll all b dialing

 

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you'd swear it was national rodent suicide prevention week

on the highways

 

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considering the current political climate

it kinda makes u wonder

about Olympic track n field records

if the guy holding the starting gun

had been a cop

 

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i think it says alot about a person

when they find out

human bone can puncture a tire

they go check the air pressure in the spare

are u the kind of person

who would remind them