POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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the fuck happened to my peaceful ocd defol garden

deficiency arose

with the tap question mark

i threw poopoo at the wall

if diarrhea don't stick

n ick

n slllliiiiide

I'll reset the tanks

they gimme any shit

gonna reread pollen collection from satvia 710

of course

dirtbag would say cmag

prolly multiple

N... was surplused now deficient

sister is fine

second strain is pist n tank

lowest on plant

mobile

ain't fyin to figure it

top still sexy, but dark grn

the other chem

thinks imma tolerate atf bullshit behavior in my teepee

fucking bitch

i should strip her half neked

for the insolence

and insult

I'll go LOTR Merlin on hers asses

give em the ol

u shall not pass

 

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what do sober drivers do

when our ladies force us

to need a drink

diesel

i believe u had your nub raised

go ahead

 

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neighbors swing by

start name dropping like i grow only brick weed

the fuck she think i been talkin about

strain homework

is not limited to the 12 cookie jars on the shelf

y'all ever just want to beat someone holding thier nickel clinic sample

 

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i may have actually heard the words

y don't u grow top shelf

high thc

strainz

anyone have a gun needs cleanin

 

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anyone have an oz of $20 ditchweed i can borrow for ky guests who can't tell the difference

y am i here

o right

nobody on the farm has seen ditch weed since the 90s

 

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is this the one where Timmy grows pubes n ... o yep... seen it...

 

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timmy's mamma has some dsl's

she's makin my privacy hot

i bet she's still got some good mileage left in er

 

[1diesel1]

Look on his face after she oks his dastardly deed is priceless

 

[Moshmen]

anyone have an oz of $20 ditchweed i can borrow for ky guests who can't tell the difference

y am i here

o right

nobody on the farm has seen ditch weed since the 90s

Not true ! They call it mid grade here get $15-20 a quarter for some seeds and dust! Brings back 80’s memories though

 

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wolverine

likes it up the butt

 

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Look on his face after she oks his dastardly deed is priceless

if women ever catch on that THE LOOK is the secksiest thing on earth
to any male of the species

all hope is lost and I'm moving in with diesel
he knows drywall

 

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how do we get off this endless cycle

of

sc makes coffee

it's like the living hell that is

working on

it's a small world

did u guys know 99% of those people

off themselves within the next 30 minutes of retiring from small world ride inc.

and the other 1% go serial killer and off u and yours

trust me

it ain't something they're puttin in the water

it's like trying to get that fucking Halloween three song outta ur head
they get 100%
with their retirees

when a two foot python spider

crawls down ur knee in a club

and goes it alone for the first time

i have one question

iffff.... knee to floor is his last moments

did he crawl out of my dickhole

so if u want ur loved ones to die

a horrible

gruesome

profitable death

press play



i don't care who's birthday it is

if i have to make coffee 3 days in a row

it's the shovel and a long happy desert retirement

for both of us

 

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mean evil bitch says she made

coffee for

"like the whole week" of my birthday

dejavu

i feel like the bitch is cheating on me

because she knows i can't even remember how to

swallow saliva

or speak my own name

at times

does anyone remember how many men

lost their coffee battles the week

kids get home from school

and mamma says

no more naked room

cause i feel like she's lying

i feel like this isn't the first timd

I've had to lodge a complaint

lord did u guys try the secks last night

was yours a little cold and vengeful

too

god i love that stuff

too

but man

mine was perfectly sauteed

mine was HOT...


HOT!!!

she looked like she felt it

this time

i was good

pretty sure

i did like diesel suggested sooo

it's his fault if she faked it

but

i was good

well

i slept well

anyway

ms hamgover over there

fuck she have like one drink

some of us have to work for a living

 

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I've used the term

like 12 inches

but it's not 12 iz it

1 is like 12

when it's your butthole and the number of dicks

or inches

so i don't go for her lies of coffee

not for one second

bitch

 

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can u drink twelve bottles of corona

at one time

ok

u might b gay

if u were thinking

can u suck 12 penises at a time

but yes

many thinks are, "like"

many things in this world

suck a dick

making coffee is absolutely one of them

who makes the coffee in heaven

so... what's that make heaven for them

god that'd b like a fluffer at a porn shoot

who's straight

or diesel's job

 

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u get to c what u want

all day long

jenna jamison

for jimmy

and ur straight

while u bob on some robert's knob n watch the woman of ur dreams with however many STDs n daddies
get pounded hard

by that full 12

both

none of them r u

and it's a black lives matter campaign

on Amazon prime beef

is it me

or would that b like a starbucks barista

i guess it's different

for them

as it's always some other guy who swallows

 

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but

this is where i always get stuck

if possession is 9/10 of the law

u made the coffee

they swallow it

so whose coffee is it

let alone the "creme"

 

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so the thext time u c two doods leave a dood barista at Starbucks

ask yourself

-self ask

if possession is 9/10

hey bought it

that nice boy made it

it's definitely been swallowed

whose coffee did those doods swallow

don't b gay

possession is 9/10 of the law

but

as it's a story about pot

afterall

it can also b

3 mo in county

with that same brand of coffee

 

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i want u boyz to remember how u feel in this moment

the next time u buy at Starbucks

or walk into ur buddy's home

and ask if he's got any coffee

 

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so when u wake up to the scent

of Colombian ground

like juan Valdez has just left the room ur wife's in

half naked n disheveled

with a donkey

and ur wife looks similarly

n says

morning

honey

coffee's ready

slap her on the ass

and ur wife, too

give the ol gurl that wink of

acknowledgement

and ask yourself

is it juan's, the burro's

or

my coffee

much less

how much has ur wife had to drink

got any creamer

?