POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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more often than not

i have overspra y

in the distillation process

if i capture that...

which goes

where doesn't it go

and gather it

and evap whatever it

and

smoke it

i could try this

in a very clean form

before u guys spend the money

on puup i already use

 

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forgot

already have a whatever cup of this

it's just oil

duh

 

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ahhh

but

the splashes from the buchner


before the heat source

i just collect on my whatever tray

have scoped it

that

is exactly

what i was thinking it was

and is

of neg zero agitated

carrier solvent

meaning

were i to jones the whatever tray

it would b the purest

Lebanese blonde

i have ever seen

 

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hmmm

legit

sticky icky

 

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cool

 

[Cattapilla]

How are you feeling? Did you touch the top of the sky, yet?

 

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u people disgust me

i know...

... I KNOW!

i can't wait to try it either. i couldn't fathom

how many strains that is

u people r sick

lmfao

i gotta do that flush!

i can't afford a bender

can we?

I'll consider it

 

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How are you feeling? Did you touch the top of the sky, yet?

i hit my head on the ceiling

then ginger did the lord's work

and it's been a lateral move

ever since

but

I've got some inspiration

and tomorrow is another day

what's the worst thing could happen to me

tomorrow

y'all paid me to get high

i think i could live with it


what up in your mad scientist

cafe?

anything exciting?

I'm still struggling to type

at least i can smoke again

hate being so f'd up

i can't even breathe

filtered air


however

I'm going to tempt fate

and tickle my lovely g's hair

wtf

i can barely make it outside to smoke

anyway

she's so beautiful

flatironed, today

white wife beater

tan skin


nice to c u cat

yeah- how r u

one syllable at a time

thinking the speed

of typing

this blows

 

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and then

we have

the dutch apple strudel

situation

 

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that hag

NEVER

Lcooks

but when she does

ever heard of 9/11?

she probably baked

Dutch apple pie

that day

 

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ask a woman

for nothing

ya get

nothing

ask for too much

get

nothing

let it b her ideas

or fault...

u get

everything

 

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how often do i eat crap

buy pinwheels

heated

12 seconds per

with melted

salted

butter

obviously

they don't want any

but somehow

she'll tax you


so y not

split the difference

but

if odd quantity

it was your idea

afterall

enter

dur weinerschnitzle

and

THE HORROR

weinerdog

gets

a bite

-sc
OH
THAT'S FUCKED UP! BITCH! U OWE ME A PIE! and the weinerdog, too


I'm not dignifying

any

responses

from the bytch

or

the weinerdog

oh no

I'm talkin eye for an eye

it was fucking

pecan cinnamon

pinwheels

someone say food fight

oh yes

this is happening

and the pie conspiracy

plays out

 

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now, the timing has to b perfect

to pull this off

-sc
and while you're at it

bitch

i believe that Tennessee chicken

cooks same temp

for just as long


and then, seal the deal

with

-sc
no rush

I'll put some of your chocolate

ice cream

over the last

infected

brownie


not

a

peep

home run, baby!

means yes...

 

[jaguarlax]

now, the timing has to b perfect

to pull this off

-sc
and while you're at it

bitch

i believe that Tennessee chicken

cooks same temp

for just as long


and then, seal the deal

with

-sc
no rush

I'll put some of your chocolate

ice cream

over the last

infected

brownie


not

a

peep

home run, baby!

means yes...

that red light is beeping again

 

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-sc
sweetheart
shall i preheat the oven

maybe take the chicken out

?...

then, go outside and smoke

with her ice cream

and last

heated

homemade

crispy edged

brownie

again

if u hear crickets

and the absence of banging and breaking

means yes

 

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that red light is beeping again

see what happens

if u give it a lil push


are you still there?


is there a place for a key?

check your right front pocket

is it still there?

put it in the thing that looks like it's made

to blow shit up

yup... with the red led

possibly infrared

b careful

better apply those sick new, blue blockers in hd ballistic and charitable yellow

turn and rch to the clockwise

still there

now prrrr....

 

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silence

we take this to b a good omen

finches of the grove

worst case

the home made blizzard...

meh... I've had better.

should've asked my lovely g

to do it

always tastes better

when it's someone else's

 

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cost

technically

i had 6 of my 8 pinwheels

what's a pawn

but it can b

the most powerful player

on the pie board

 

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exude confidence

own the moment

-lovely g
ohh... it's so cold... I'll get a jacket

understand
it's 72° as the sun sets in the desert

we live in hell

we sold our souls to the devil

the house is never above 72°f

naturally

she feels cold

so when she returns

-sc
honey
i tried to save you a trip
did u preheat the oven

I'll uncloak my dimples, tomorrow
she's fucked

-my lovely g
ok but only because you're home
YOU'D BETTER NOT LEAVE

-sc
don't worry baby
I'll bang ya before i go
if i do


hate to lie to the woman

she is cookin again

after all

 

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picture

Mickey Rourke

in barfly

scratching his ass

passing through

asking how the children is coming

something something

u said

dishes

now technically

I'd strategically placed a fork in

and coffee spoon

both days so...

-sc
but baby
I'm so high
and as u say
i am home

and i said dishes

yesterday

i thought

-my lovely ginger
something blabla dishes
twice

-sc
i feel like you're being petty
it's fine
fuck the chicken
probably better
precooked
anyway

something blabangbang
you ruined xxx pots, in your methlab

[worth it
something ray pot collectors r mine]

-sc
just put the pie in
then
i forgive you
and the weinerdog
pinwheels
baby
pinwheels (oopz)

-my lovely g
fuck you spare

-sc
aweee
thanks for dinner
sweetheart