POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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original pain scale

know the suicide pain scale?

unhappy face

happy face

and then, what looks like some sorta fucked up version of head to head hangman.

this isn't that

i would choose a cartoon lion head emoji that resembles a dandelion. not screaming... but bitch, fucking poke me again,... ROARING. so yeah... know what i mean?
sick fuckin ticket... you might have issues.

 

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fuck it

I'll crawl

if i don't get a cigarette

in the next 67.439 seconds

someone is going to get hurt

I'll get back to you.

i want to see if the lovely g makes it

time me


gonna b close!

she looked so peaceful

until that fateful cigarette

go!

 

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no more than 50 feet.
i was going to need a ventilator
if i didn't get to filtered air, soon.
tried starting on feet. not happening. the knee that gives, is the working side. got to laundry room
cut to hero scene. I'm leaning, but on my feet.
naturally, fell right onto the jacked up wrist, almost instantly.
that's dedication to the cause of cigarette smokers' lives matter, too, cough cough!

 

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is it

or

isn't it

going to b a long night

 

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[cracks right thumb knuckle]

alright

u got me up

wound me up

opened the garage

let's see what this baby can do

a little... hmmmm...

inspiration

for mental constipation

shit

that hurt


let's pull a tangent

from getting caught up

possibly

3 pages

behind

 

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4 pgs

behind

the ref says


one moment

pardon me, sir, what...(the fuck)... was that, you said?

oh, right...

ok, well, definitely not about pot

and yet

i am super fuckin high

on pot

so um... please... continue

 

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Someone gave me a havens blue dream auto few days ago, gonna see what it does, never grown auto so figure I'll do it once, just didnt actually want to pay $ for it lol, I just cant be fan of autos, no control or cloning, ew

u just come across these renowned cup winners like

-dod
lalala.... ew! was that shit? fma... o well... lalala...

and it sux because the only blue dream i ever grew....
gave...

my entire apartment...

CRABS!

i will never grow blue dream

ever

fucking again

and tomorrow

skunk #1

the following...lalala... ew!
hindu kusk

i mean u come across the coolest shit with such ease... lalala

 

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You can stress almost any plant to herm if you need seeds & have no male, just takes more time & effort with some, yes I've heard "never use herm seeds" but herms are common in some of my favorites so I think it's more hit or miss, stress herm different than genetic herm anyway, its gonna take me years to prove any of my herm theories so not gonna bother to argue with anyone about it yet

tell!
i dunno much about herms

i believe i had one

one time

only

and probably harvested on a whim

with a starving plant

when it might have had an eighth dry, if that. and i haven't spent much time reading about it

i mean come on... might b useful

and since you apparently have so much free time on your hands...

[screetches chair, thrusting, masculinely...intimidatingly forward... looks back... winks at mosh, slobbering on the glass... pulls hot... full spectrum led lamp... blindingly close... coughs... pulls best sean Connery, ruskie accent... and says]

-commyconnerysc
TELL US.... VAT.... YOU KNOW!

 

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christ! how do nonsmokers accomplish this ability

to not go

postal

just EVERYONE

everywhere

dead

now

fuck me

i need a cigarette

 

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if 9 of ten of the coolest thing

I'm trippin

things

i discover

r oops's

right and wrong is a matter of

point

of

view

i love when people disagree on here

they get very passionate

giving us an even more complete picture

even

what not to do

or y not to do

I'm so lost

letters lllok flintstonesey

where am i

ummmmm

let me collect my thoughts

this one creeps me out

 

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nope... lost. too fast. bye bye

kitchen?

 

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would u sleep in your laundry room?
i have a shameful story about that

anyway
technically, it would fall under

she owes me one, right?

i mean

if something serious had happened

like

running out of cigarettes

stolen lighters

getting between me

and air

EVERYONE

everywhere

dead

now

 

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so like if i just bar the door

with a cartoon

and a lighter

i mean she would have nothing to do!

i submit

she should b so lucky

yessss, ma'am! you're welcome!

how's tomorrow's coffee lookin!

i mean this is the norm in every happy home... yes?

 

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i guess you'll be wanting to plan

you route

what were you saying

oh

because one of us

forgot the cane in the dark

shadowy kitchen

and

we are definitely



the momentum

I'm just saying

you're kinda committed

 

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Thinking about rosineer press, affordable, decent

mosh... diesel...

fellow potheads...

what is the latest intel

what's like the absolute top number ur willing

to spend

nm...

I'm sure u did ur homework

link ur f az v? lemmy fingerprint something shiny

crawl

up

it's butt

i don't know electronics

i just like to see how things work

got a YouTube demo video link???!@@@!!@'s

 

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I have a dab press same concept gettin ready to make a trip to the store think I found some dry ice I’ll get ya a video later this evening

i was freakin on something, recently and a phrase went through my mind
when i imagine u in my head, in the pic with you and mrs mosh; probably on the porch...

and it was something about being the moonshiners
of our time

it is the epitome of my mental image of you

just like so many of the locals around here

they live exactly the life they want to

and may well own

everything you see

just like

my mental picture of moonshiners

just family people

like the mafia

haha

just comfortable

rebellious

until

it's envogue

anyway

yes

i absolutely see you

as a moonshiner

of our time

urgh!

I've always wanted to try it

wtf

i can't see, anyway

 

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perfect pillow

it's a lie

u have to fluff em

please

what?

cooler

beer

thunder buddies

oh... blanket.

possibly two

munchies

ummmm forgetting something

 

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trust me

u could give birth to ok... nm...

a child... on my kwrapper floor

don't judge me

the woman is an ocd clean and cleaning product freak... what happens

when

i have to pee!

maybe no munchies

or... to go bag munchies

yes

no

possible

am i right, or am i right? won't even miss me.

wait what

o

ummm.... munchies...

pillow

buddies

beer


mmmmmm

beer

tissue with aloe

two blankets

piss bottle

I'm forgetting something-

aren't i

 

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now here's an interesting effect

shit

i forgot what it was

 

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oh, now i remember

an amnesia effect

and um

i remember something happened

yesterday

something that "hurt me"

but i couldn't remember what it was

now i remember

shit what was the question