Quality herb tests low in terpenes. Here's why (don't worry its an image not advanced 4th grade science)

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No one gives a shit about pinene. Ocimene coats your lungs in nasty residue. Myrcene gives you headaches. Humulene doesn't taste good or even contribute to taste. Bisabolol doesn't contribute to the entourage effect. Limonene can't be detected in the presence of Grapefruit Mercaptan.

All these properties are interchangeable amongst the lame 16 or so terpenes that cannabis labs test for. They don't test for weed smells. They don't acknowledge the sugars and acids that provide taste. Why the hell are people worried about elevating these nasty terpenes? For a pointless lab report? You've all been lied to about this shit. High levels of Cannalab analysis terpenes is a FLAW in Cannabis.

They don't test for skunk smells. They don't test for cheese smells. They don't test for candy smells. They don't test for armpit smells. They don't test for breath smells. They don't test for garlic smells. And they don't test for any fruity or floral smell that actually got your attention.

This shit is real simple, beyond simple. I've done the science. Most peoples busted ass monkey brains can classify smells by category: Most people can't tell bananas from acetone. They can't tell skunk spray from armpit. They can't tell unflushed petrochemical fertilizers from fuel phenotypes. Fuckin weird, but the smells are IN THE SAME CATEGORY. You can literally use the unevolved monkey-minded masses to categorize smells in ways that geniuses and smolliers can't, it's that simple.

The cannabis community believes myths the distillate manufactures created for obvious reasons: the myth that Cannabis smells like 16 waste stream terpenes. The myth that 16 stupid lab tested terpenes are healthy to vaporize. The myth that 16 lame lab tested terpenes contribute to effect. ALL LIES.

And it's not just the Cannabis scene that's all fuckered and suckered into waste products. You know how many people claim Natty Light tastes like lemonade because it's bitter? Sorry monkey brains, you're supposed to throw away the part of the lemon with the terpenes and flavinoids, and consume the part with the organic sugars and acids. ( Buy some Natturdays, that shit actually tastes like something you're supposed to put in your mouth. People who like bitter flavors are scientifically proven to be psychopaths. Admitting you like IPAs is literally, scientifically admitting you're a clinical psycho. Yes, you heard me. Consuming bitter items correlates with psychopathy, which came first has yet to be determined)

We shouldn't promote nor take advantage of the monkey-mind psychopathic masses.
 
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Rippedtorn you sound like a very angry person who hurt you so much to make you this angry not good chill ability enjoy some of the top shelf ur obviously growing with your huge I Q
 
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No one gives a shit about pinene. Ocimene coats your lungs in nasty residue. Myrcene gives you headaches. Humulene doesn't taste good or even contribute to taste. Bisabolol doesn't contribute to the entourage effect. Limonene can't be detected in the presence of Grapefruit Mercaptan.

All these properties are interchangeable amongst the lame 16 or so terpenes that cannabis labs test for. They don't test for weed smells. They don't acknowledge the sugars and acids that provide taste. Why the hell are people worried about elevating these nasty terpenes? For a pointless lab report? You've all been lied to about this shit. High levels of Cannalab analysis terpenes is a FLAW in Cannabis.

They don't test for skunk smells. They don't test for cheese smells. They don't test for candy smells. They don't test for armpit smells. They don't test for breath smells. They don't test for garlic smells. And they don't test for any fruity or floral smell that actually got your attention.

This shit is real simple, beyond simple. I've done the science. Most peoples busted ass monkey brains can classify smells by category: Most people can't tell bananas from acetone. They can't tell skunk spray from armpit. They can't tell unflushed petrochemical fertilizers from fuel phenotypes. Fuckin weird, but the smells are IN THE SAME CATEGORY. You can literally use the unevolved monkey-minded masses to categorize smells in ways that geniuses and smolliers can't, it's that simple.

The cannabis community believes myths the distillate manufactures created for obvious reasons: the myth that Cannabis smells like 16 waste stream terpenes. The myth that 16 stupid lab tested terpenes are healthy to vaporize. The myth that 16 lame lab tested terpenes contribute to effect. ALL LIES.

And it's not just the Cannabis scene that's all fuckered and suckered into waste products. You know how many people claim Natty Light tastes like lemonade because it's bitter? Sorry monkey brains, you're supposed to throw away the part of the lemon with the terpenes and flavinoids, and consume the part with the organic sugars and acids. ( Buy some Natturdays, that shit actually tastes like something you're supposed to put in your mouth. People who like bitter flavors are scientifically proven to be psychopaths. Admitting you like IPAs is literally, scientifically admitting you're a clinical psycho. Yes, you heard me. Consuming bitter items correlates with psychopathy, which came first has yet to be determined)

We shouldn't promote nor take advantage of the monkey-mind psychopathic masses.
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