Not meaning to take the thread off topic but I have a funny story about roaches.
Until I recently started vaping more, I was smoking 10 to 15 joints a day. So, in no short time, I collected quite a few roaches. About 2 pounds worth. LOL I use RAW tips so they have some bulk even when short.
The taste sux. I grow my own and don't sell so I have way more than I need. Like someone above said... the edibles would taste like an ash tray.
So..... what to do with a couple pounds of roaches.
My band plays a regular gig at the same club every Wednesday for almost 10 years. I guess you could call us the house band. Anyway, at some of our gigs we use a confetti cannon to shoot paper confetti onto the dance floor.
Hmmmmm? Confetti canon...... bag of roaches????? My wheels were turning. LOL
We are not in a legal state but the club is very 420 friendly and people are always sitting on the patio smoking pot.
So, last week I took a couple ounces of the roaches and after the last song in our second set, just before our break, I put about an ounce of the roaches in the cannon and shot it onto the dance floor.
Well, I THOUGHT I was shooting onto the dance floor.
However, the extra weight of the roaches vs the paper confetti sent roaches flying across the entire bar, all the way to the back wall.... bonking people in the head and (one girl claimed) hitting people in the eye. LOL
I think people were a little pissed at first but as people started to notice what they were we could hear murmuring and then outright laughter as people started scurrying for the floor, grabbing what they could.
Later on, out back, the entire bar was smoking roaches. LMAO
The club owner was a tiny bit upset but overall, he thought it was hilarious.
Well, that's one ounce down and about 2 pounds to go. LOL