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Share other things you dig. Pets, cars, trophy fish etc....

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e4, I've seen a lot of psittacines (hookbills) masturbate. My husband's maroon-fronted conure used to work himself up into a real lather with this little mirror toy thing.
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Our very 1st Cockatiel would hump his toys..So we got him a girlfriend...he still humpped the toy..
a few years later we found out he was gay...we gave him away...lol
 
BOOM, nice sound rig. Is that vinyl just for scratching..??
Our very 1st Cockatiel would hump his toys..So we got him a girlfriend...he still humpped the toy..
a few years later we found out he was gay...we gave him away...lol
LMAO!!! Man... I can still remember the day I came into Dave's office and said, "Honey...?"
"Yeah."
"Uh... did you know that Manalishi really likes to masturbate?"

Oh my God! The scowl he gave me was priceless, absolutely PRICELESS, I tell you!

My cockatiel had to get a faux egg because she became broody. I found a little glass egg, everyone said it wouldn't work. Well, guess what. She brooded the fucking glass egg like it was a priceless Faberge.

The other weird one is geldings that slap their dicks on their bellies. Ken, other horse-owners, I'm sure you've seen that one once or twice, haven't you?
 
LMAO...no Sea :) I havent seen that!
And I dont want to either :eek:
 
You've never seen them, during the heat of the day when they're feeling all lazy, letting their dicks fall out of their sheaths, and then some of 'em just kinda... slap it on their belly? I've seen that more times than I can remember, and I still remember the first time giggling like crazy.
 
Well I feel like I should show off some of Alice D's gems and our handsome dog.
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He is a happy dog
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This is his serious face.

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is that big one quartz?? my family used to have a grinding machine that had different stages. one for shaping, one for buffing, and then another with a special tip to really make things sparkle. we even used to cut those amethist eggs open. so awesome! anyways heres my contribution.
 
Seamaiden I had to go back through the pages some, but did fine the thread bout your attack. What a horrible and scary thing to have gone though. I am really sorry that happened to you, and I hope those Pieces of shit get what they deserve!!

I used to have a gelding (neutered boy horse for those who don't know horse terms) who would masturbate. I didn't even know horses did that, until one day while I was grooming him, he was making this kind of weird twitching motion, and I would hear this "thump, thump" I step back to see whats going on and was met with the sight of my little pony with his huge horse dong out, smacking himself on the belly LMFAO!! I almost died of laughter!

Amber what a very handsome dog indeed! Nice gems!

Vapor that is a really nice looking angel, is it a pearl? I tried my hand at angels for a while, discus too. I got a couple batches of angel babies from one of the pairs I had. I got sick of having the 55, and the 30 gallon tanks set up though, so got out of them after a couple years.
 
You've never seen them, during the heat of the day when they're feeling all lazy, letting their dicks fall out of their sheaths, and then some of 'em just kinda... slap it on their belly? I've seen that more times than I can remember, and I still remember the first time giggling like crazy.
ill go that sometimes when its over 100 here ;)

@thatgirl... its actually a platinum angel. his name was BROCK, (aka brock lesnar, from the UFC not WWE) it was younger there but you can get a hint of blue in his fin. then "stoner" is behind "brock". i had a total of 6 angels in there. there were 2 guaranteed females (saw them lay eggs) then the other males would just eat them, plus i had botia's for my snail problems, so if the angels didnt eat all the eggs, they would. i wanted to do discuss but between the indoor grow and a 65 gallon tank with pump and stuff i decided to get rid of the tank. plus angels were cheaper and i couldnt find any discuss for under 65 bucks.
 
Lol, hey Amber! Your pooch looks just like my puppy Meeko. Great lookin dog if I may say so! How's his demeanor? Meeko is SOlaid back and lazy. Hard to get him to fired up. He's just a cuddler. My lil blue cuddlebug. Yeah Im a softy...
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We jjust got 3oo hens that are starting to lay.hormones raging... They are horny as hell, chase me around when I feed and collect eggs. They hunker down and drum roll their feet hoping for action. When I pinch the back of their neck and rub their back that simulates breeding and the other hens get jelous and peck my hands back and legs wanting action....They love the attention.....So I guess Iam one sick sick man fuckin them chickens..... No roosters so its The Chickenman,the hens prositute.
 
We jjust got 3oo hens that are starting to lay.hormones raging... They are horny as hell, chase me around when I feed and collect eggs. They hunker down and drum roll their feet hoping for action. When I pinch the back of their neck and rub their back that simulates breeding and the other hens get jelous and peck my hands back and legs wanting action....They love the attention.....So I guess Iam one sick sick man fuckin them chickens..... No roosters so its The Chickenman,the hens prositute.
Oh my God get those girls a rooster or three!

Thatgirl, thank you.
 
Lol, hey Amber! Your pooch looks just like my puppy Meeko. Great lookin dog if I may say so! How's his demeanor? Meeko is SOlaid back and lazy. Hard to get him to fired up. He's just a cuddler. My lil blue cuddlebug. Yeah Im a softy...
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That's so funny he does look just like him and yeah he's just a big baby. All cuddles he's great for spooning.
 
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is that big one quartz?? my family used to have a grinding machine that had different stages. one for shaping, one for buffing, and then another with a special tip to really make things sparkle. we even used to cut those amethist eggs open. so awesome! anyways heres my contribution.
Yeah its quartz. I've never tried to grind or shape any of them. That would be cool though.
 
Another pic of SHELLY the tortoise! [i found]:cool:
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Taken with an older bridge camera and unfortunately wont enlarge!?


"does look very qute"
 
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