Well, first things first. I can be both of those things (and I sort of am if you think about it).
Second, this isn't really something I am being serious about. If that didn't get through I don't know what will. After all the bullshit this is my way of being light-hearted about the whole thing to be honest. If that doesn't translate to you I apologize for the mismatch of personality preference, but at the end of the day I am still a very intelligent guy. I've put in the work to be that, and it doesn't go away if I'm an asshole from time to time--none of us is perfect.
Thanks for bringing me back down though, I probably needed it. Sarcasm is hard on the internet, lol.
You and soser are two guys who's respect I actually give a shit about so don't let me come off as a contrarian here. I see your point, but I just want ya to know where my head is at--it's in a happy place right now, and when I made the original comment.