The Oompa Loompas have landed

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zeke

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This process reminds me of a song by renowned composer Francesco Zappa entitled "The Torture Never Stops". It seems our sinister little midget with a bucket and a mop is sporting a green pageboy cut and orange skin.
 
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I pimp hoes so I'm stuck in the caddie all day on my iPhone. Damn it hard out hear fo a pimp... Luckily hitting the refresh button is an excellent exercise for keeping ones pimp hand "strenth" at an acceptable level.
 
zeke

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Actually my stable is stocked with man hoes right now. What with the economy and all, man hoeing is making a comeback. There are way more prospective female johns than you might think. I actually got my start in the manwhore industry years ago after being paroled on a rather lengthy incarceration due to an unfortunate instance involving an underground gerbil fighting ring. Apparently it isn't illegal to fight gerbils to the death but betting on the outcome is. I also underestimated the amount of trauma that was sustained by my ex life partner Mario's colon during the event.
 
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